Fellow men, I need a Hobbie before the women drive me demented

Not all women exhibit this incessant behaviour. It pays to be able to spot the characteristics early on so that you chicanery like this doesn't happen. Living with three women is painful enough. I did it briefly in first year of college and found it distasteful. But don't get me wrong I do absolutely worship women.


4:05 of that clip for demonstration

Brewing is actually a solid hobby. You can invest as much or as little in it as you like. And it pays dividends in delicious beer, or wine or whatever your poison is.

If you don't have a shed, you at least deserve a room to yourself. Layers of eggcartons and carpet overlaid is great for absorbing sound coming in from outside and they'll dampen the room if you want to facilitate a half decent recording setup. It's very therapeutic to mess around with audio you collect and create. Audacity is freeware which gives you a great go at the basics.

You could even tell them you're getting into ad hoc recording and found noises, record them yapping and play it back for them as a demonstration of the audio fidelity or something. They might have a revelation about the inane crap they spend all day gabbling about.