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Lotto Win

  • 13-03-2019 5:54pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,258 ✭✭✭


    Every week, Alan entered the state lottery hoping to win.

    He never did.

    Finally, he prayed vigorously, and hoping for a magical message, he walked around the local fairground.

    A flash of lightning struck as he was passing by Nellies carnival stall.

    She was bending over and he saw she was not wearing panties.

    He could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.

    He bet on 77, as he thought The gods had given him a sign.

    He lost again. Sad!


    The winning number was 707.





    Moral of the story: Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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