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Whats the oldest virgin you know?

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    #62
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    ^ Right on citizen ;) :P


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    #63
    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 12,957 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    catallus wrote: »
    The concept of virginity is a patriarchal construct designed to label women as property for use by men.

    Down with this sort of thing.
    To be fair, it did serve a primitive purpose: it was a guarantee that you weren't (a) rlddled with The Clap or (b) knocked up with some other man's foetus. :o

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    #64
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,039 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    ancapailldorcha wrote: »
    The thing about "putting the work" into meeting someone is that it's bloody demoralising unless you make any sort of progress.... Personally, I find it easier to pursue interests that I enjoy as opposed to propping up a bar in the vain hope someone will find me attractive.

    Yeah it kind of reaches a point where you just say fook it. At that stage you're probably not in the best frame of mind to meet someone anyway. You're more likely to be relaxed when you're doing an interest you enjoy.


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    #65
    Taboola
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭Taboola


    I know a 29 year old girl who's a virgin. Very attractive as well but she's got a bad attitude.


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    #66
    blatantrereg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    Don't know on account of me not being a weirdo who asks whether people are virgins.


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    #67
    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 37,141 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    Yeah it kind of reaches a point where you just say fook it. At that stage you're probably not in the best frame of mind to meet someone anyway. You're more likely to be relaxed when you're doing an interest you enjoy.

    True. My interests are mainly solitary which doesn't help.

    We sat again for an hour and a half discussing maps and figures and always getting back to that most damnable creation of the perverted ingenuity of man - the County of Tyrone.

    H. H. Asquith



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    #68
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Part of my problem (except a complete lack of interest in sexual activity of any kind) is even the few times someone has been interested in me, I lack the skills to woo them, so to speak.


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    #69
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,039 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    ancapailldorcha wrote: »
    True. My interests are mainly solitary which doesn't help.

    Try meetup.com. The best thing I ever did.


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    #70
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    ancapailldorcha wrote: »
    The thing about "putting the work" into meeting someone is that it's bloody demoralising unless you make any sort of progress.... Personally, I find it easier to pursue interests that I enjoy as opposed to propping up a bar in the vain hope someone will find me attractive.

    Seriously, I ain't in no way a Brad Pitt lookalike but a little bit of self esteem and a thick skin goes really dam far.


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    #71
    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 37,141 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    Try meetup.com. The best thing I ever did.

    I've been to a few of them. I just found it exhausting even though everyone was really nice.

    We sat again for an hour and a half discussing maps and figures and always getting back to that most damnable creation of the perverted ingenuity of man - the County of Tyrone.

    H. H. Asquith



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    #72
    Emsloe
    Registered Users Posts: 210 ✭✭Emsloe


    Taboola wrote: »
    I know a 29 year old girl who's a virgin. Very attractive as well but she's got a bad attitude.

    Keeps saying no does she? Flipping cheek of her!!!


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    #73
    Faith+1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Taboola wrote: »
    I know a 29 year old girl who's a virgin. Very attractive as well but she's got a bad attitude.

    The fcuks her problem?


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    #74
    Taboola
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭Taboola


    Faith+1 wrote: »
    The fcuks her problem?

    Finds faults in everyone. Her longest relationship was 3 weeks when she was 18.


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    #75
    Merces
    Closed Accounts Posts: 97 ✭✭Merces


    Father Jack Hackett.


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    #76
    Faith+1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Taboola wrote: »
    Finds faults in everyone. Her longest relationship was 3 weeks when she was 18.

    Isn't that every woman?


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    #77
    Electric Boobs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭Electric Boobs


    There may have been a lot of bum sex Friday night, butt the vast majority of them are technically virgins! Never thought of it that way, now did ye!

    Elton John isn't a virgin though.


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    #78
    Electric Boobs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭Electric Boobs


    In Sept 2013, I was dragged..............


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    #79
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Ask anyone in priest or nun hood, they might lie about it though...


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