Worst song ever?

the purple tin · 20-05-2018 7:06pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGwB-f1xfxM

:eek::eek::eek:
Keyboards by John Shuttleworth sounds like.
Youtube comments are very funny if a little on the cruel side.

Squatter · 20-05-2018 7:14pm

Dead heat between

Mull of effing Kintyre.

and

My effing Ding-a-ling

Dishonourable mention for Rah Rah Rasputin by Stoney Em.

Sheridan81 · 20-05-2018 8:19pm

Galway Girl is atrocious too.

Sheridan81 · 20-05-2018 8:44pm

NCS wrote: »

For starters, the inexplicably successful...

which has a stomach-emptying aye-aye-aye refrain in common with the other even more inexplicably successful...

Jesus Christ...he should have known better.

Then there's the smug lyrical vacuousness of

which was at least redeemed by featuring the world's most disinterested keyboard solo at 1min15

Not a bad song for me. You're right about the keyboard solo.

I don't mind Gypsy Woman either.

I don't know how you can dislike that one.

mistersifter wrote: »

Are you 'avin a laugh?! Is he 'avin a laugh?!

Beetlebum is awesome.

NCS · 20-05-2018 9:00pm

Sheridan81 wrote: »

I don't know how you can dislike that one.

In isolation, fine but Groovejet was everywhere. Radio stations, TV, travel programmes, intros...

Forever

Slick marketing of a tepid beige product (see also 'Dancing In The Moonlight', 'American Boy', 'Shape Of You' etc).

Oink · 21-05-2018 8:10am

spurious wrote: »

I think we know who the talent in the Beatles was.

Harrison? He was good, but not that good.

If you’re talking about your man from the Plastic Ono Band, I say pish posh. Pish posh!

NCS · 21-05-2018 1:13pm

The aural equivalent of an 8 hour wait in A&E with septic piles.

NCS · 26-05-2018 10:50pm

And also this. Was ubiquitous back in the day and now I'm regularly hearing it on an ad for something which isn't but should be either ear defenders or Gaviscon.

NCS · 05-06-2018 8:36am

Ugh.

Igotadose · 05-06-2018 8:42am

Ben by Michael Jackson. About a rat FFS.

OldMrBrennan83 · 05-06-2018 8:43am

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sbsquarepants · 05-06-2018 8:45am

Tonyh8su wrote: »

"Thats Not my Name" by the Ting Tings- pure trash. Just horrible, my ears bleed.

I love that song - that was a great album in fact.

What ever happened to them I wonder?

NCS wrote: »

For starters, the inexplicably successful...

Groove jet is excellent.

So is teardrops by Womack and Womack. Ain't you got no soul NCS, you jive ass mofo?

It is common knowledge that the worst song ever written is in fact Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran. This much is indisputable.

Sheridan81 · 05-06-2018 9:22am

I like Freed From Desire.

That's Not My Name by Ting Tings is awesome. Their first album was good, then their second was mediocre. I haven't heard their third album.

bessboroughboy · 16-07-2018 12:16am

4 Non Blondes - What's Up

Kelly Marie - Feels Like I'm In Love

Bon Jovi - The "Wonka Wonka" Song

gammygils · 16-07-2018 11:45am

Candy by Ash. Absolutely vile. I actually leave the area when played! Or if I can, turn off or change what's playing it with urgency. Hate it! Hate it! Hate it!

Sheridan81 · 16-07-2018 11:51am

Candy is crap.

What's Up by Four Non Blondes is a classic!

pleas advice · 16-07-2018 10:55pm

Littlehorny · 16-07-2018 11:06pm

Don't know the name of the song or the artist , don;t want to fuppin know either but that tripe that opens with the line "heh there Deliha what's it like in New York city?".
Whiney ****e, trying to sound all hypster- pure muck!

lukesmom · 16-07-2018 11:42pm

Shaddap your face

no.8 · 16-07-2018 11:53pm

NCS wrote:

The aural equivalent of an 8 hour wait in A&E with septic piles.

N...O.

the purple tin · 18-07-2018 9:36pm

Lady in Red by Chris DeBurgh. Barf!

Sheridan81 · 20-07-2018 1:20pm

Max Headroom · 25-07-2018 10:05pm

Littlehorny wrote: »

Don't know the name of the song or the artist , don;t want to fuppin know either but that tripe that opens with the line "heh there Deliha what's it like in New York city?".
Whiney ****e, trying to sound all hypster- pure muck!

Plain white t,s.....

Sheridan81 should have known that...:P

dark crystal · 25-07-2018 10:15pm

Worst song ever is 'Work' by Rihanna.

Fact.

gammygils · 28-07-2018 1:41am

And I despised this shlte back in the day! Still do! FS

Kylta · 25-03-2020 11:40pm

Fairytale of new york by ronan keating.
Why he was never lockup for butchering an icon track like I do not know. I amnesty international would agree if he was locked up for singing it would be a miscarriage of justice. Poor chap hasn't got a note in his head