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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #5912
    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Omackeral wrote: »
    And non-normal names...

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    I would have thought 'D'' comes into play when two vowels clashed which is not the case here which makes a stupid name look even more retarded.


  • #5913
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Omackeral wrote: »
    And non-normal names...

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    I saw a video on African American names and a lot of them were influenced by the Frence (soldiers who served in WWII and a massive Arab influence.



  • #5914
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,745 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles




  • #5915
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I saw a video on African American names ...

    Here's a beautiful one. Bon'Qui Qui and Obamaniqua are my favorites.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUsNY3--npY


  • #5916
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 12,990 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    FatherTed wrote: »
    A friend of mine named her sons Jett and Cash. Really.
    Says more about you, the kind of friends you attract :D

    To thine own self be true



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  • #5917
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 12,990 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    I hate the rise in Irish kids called McKenzie.

    To thine own self be true



  • #5918
    Salthillprom
    Registered Users Posts: 439 ✭✭Salthillprom


    Came across a child recently called Sheryl-Lee-shanice and a very Irish surname.
    The Sheryl Lee could have been one word Sherylee. Not sure. Just heard the parents roaring at her. They had about 7 or 8 other kids too and I was all ears to try and hear their names too but disappointingly I didnt.


  • #5919
    Maldesu
    Registered Users Posts: 1,416 ✭✭✭Maldesu


    Came across a young boy called Nixon this evening. He was getting one of those dress up toy sets... seems he wants to be a police man :pac:


  • #5920
    Strumms
    Registered Users Posts: 24,774 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Omackeral wrote: »
    And non-normal names...

    41694-4057925Fr.jpg

    What the fûck ? I bet he wishes he was called Virginia Cavalier


  • #5921
    NIMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 32,951 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    Slightly simple one, but I seen a listing for an infant today and her name was Khloe.

    Now thats all well and good, parents thought they would do a common thing now, change a C to a K, still pronounced the same and all.

    But that child will spend the rest of her life now when someone is writing down her name saying "thats Khloe with a K".


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  • #5922
    interactive
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 91 ✭✭interactive


    Muhammad


  • #5923
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 33,828 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Jésus :)

    Life ain't always empty.



  • #5924
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    NIMAN wrote: »
    Slightly simple one, but I seen a listing for an infant today and her name was Khloe.

    Now thats all well and good, parents thought they would do a common thing now, change a C to a K, still pronounced the same and all.

    But that child will spend the rest of her life now when someone is writing down her name saying "thats Khloe with a K".
    Someone on here is called clairewithani. Took me awhile to get it!


  • #5925
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,836 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    Jésus :)

    At least no-one will fuck with him. ;)


  • #5926
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 12,990 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    Jésus :)
    That's one of the most popular boys names in Spain.

    To thine own self be true



  • #5927
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,745 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    PopePalpatine wrote: »
    At least no-one will fuck with him. ;)


    Just keep him away from anyone named Pontius.


  • #5928
    mrslancaster
    Registered Users Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭mrslancaster


    Anyone else think this is an unfortunate name for the leader of a uk political party - Dick (richard) Braine?


  • #5929
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 33,828 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    That's one of the most popular boys names in Spain.

    I know dat I know dat

    Still a terrible name to give your child.

    mrslancaster wrote: »
    Anyone else think this is an unfortunate name for the leader of a uk political party - Dick (richard) Braine?

    Entirely appropriate in his case

    Life ain't always empty.



  • #5930
    griffin100
    Registered Users Posts: 4,763 ✭✭✭griffin100


    What about this cnut? - https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-49902038


  • #5931
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,540 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    griffin100 wrote: »
    What about this cnut? - https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-49902038
    Probably call him Jon for short.


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  • #5932
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Just saw on Facebook new baby twins called Kira (a boy) and Kielene (a girl.)

    Kira would be grand for a girl but it's a cruel name for a boy to be saddled with. As for Kielene, it looks like it could be a cleaning product or similar. :D


  • #5933
    Martina1991
    Registered Users Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Martina1991


    Foweva Awone wrote:
    Just saw on Facebook new baby twins called Kira (a boy) and Kielene (a girl.)
    Yikes.

    I saw the name Maximillian today. They'll probably call him Max, but still.

    Notions.


  • #5934
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Martina1991 wrote: »
    Yikes.

    I saw the name Maximillian today. They'll probably call him Max, but still.

    Notions.
    I came across Jaxxon in a name group in facebook. Jaxon was bad enough (weirdly I don't mind it spelt Jackson) but gtfo with Jaxxon :rolleyes:


  • #5935
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 12,990 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Martina1991 wrote: »
    Yikes.

    I saw the name Maximillian today. They'll probably call him Max, but still.

    Notions.
    I came across Jaxxon in a name group in facebook. Jaxon was bad enough (weirdly I don't mind it spelt Jackson) but gtfo with Jaxxon :rolleyes:
    'Where's Jaxon?'
    'He's just in the jax there.'

    To thine own self be true



  • #5936
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I came across Jaxxon in a name group in facebook. Jaxon was bad enough (weirdly I don't mind it spelt Jackson) but gtfo with Jaxxon :rolleyes:

    Kynnzleigh's mam was giving out on an FB page the other day too. Seriously, imagine having that atrocious tripe. Literally every time you say it you'd have to say ''it's spelled...''


  • #5937
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,521 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I came across Jaxxon in a name group in facebook. Jaxon was bad enough (weirdly I don't mind it spelt Jackson) but gtfo with Jaxxon :rolleyes:

    A lot better than “Jaxxoff” anyway.

    The tide is turning…



  • #5938
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I came across Jaxxon in a name group in facebook. Jaxon was bad enough (weirdly I don't mind it spelt Jackson) but gtfo with Jaxxon :rolleyes:

    I saw Jaxson the other day. FFS.


  • #5939
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 33,828 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Kira would be grand for a girl

    Nope, horrible name. Sounds like a Korean SUV.

    Life ain't always empty.



  • #5940
    Pikey
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭Pikey


    My Uncle in Laws father was called Eanus.

    Twas funny at the funeral with me cousins.


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  • #5941
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    Nope, horrible name. Sounds like a Korean SUV.
    It's just the anglicised version of Ciara, which is definitely a girls name.


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