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People who cant fit into seats on a plane

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  • #2
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users Posts: 24,469 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    he should be in the baggage hold :eek:


  • #3
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    That has to be a fire hazard. I imagine the food trolley wouldn't be able to get past him, although I doubt he'd mind a food trolley being stuck beside him the whole flight.


  • #4
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users Posts: 24,469 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    electrogrimey wrote: »
    That has to be a fire hazard. I imagine the food trolley wouldn't be able to get past him, although I doubt he'd mind a food trolley being stuck beside him the whole flight.

    he would after 5 minutes when it's suddenly empty


  • #5
    Bazzy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭Bazzy


    the cookie monster giving out over a fat fella :)


  • #6
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    He should be made pay for two seats. One for each cheek of his arse.


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  • #7
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    They could at least charge them for extra/oversized baggage.


  • #8
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I'd hopnestly be worried about if there had to be an emergency exit and he was stuck in the middle of a rush for the exits.
    Someone that size should be at the top or bottom of the plane to facilitate easier exit for all in case of emergency.


  • #9
    elliotts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭elliotts


    LOL:eek::D:D:D:D:D:D:D


  • #10
    DubLass
    Registered Users Posts: 234 ✭✭DubLass


    Id rather sit beside him than sit beside some smelly fecker


  • #11
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Biggins wrote: »
    I'd honestly be worried about if there had to be an emergency exit and he was stuck in the middle of a rush for the exits.
    Someone that size should be at the top or bottom of the plane to facilitate easier exit for all in case of emergency.

    Airbus and Boeing spent billions designing special planes for these guys and I cannot understand why they are not using them.


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  • #12
    Hornswoggle
    Registered Users Posts: 328 ✭✭Hornswoggle


    He should've flown Ryan Air


  • #13
    DubLass
    Registered Users Posts: 234 ✭✭DubLass


    Hornswoggle wrote: »
    He should've flown Ryan Air

    Why?


  • #14
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    DubLass wrote: »
    Id rather sit beside him than sit beside some smelly fecker

    Chances are he probably is quite smelly.


  • #15
    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users Posts: 45,262 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    DubLass wrote: »
    Id rather sit beside him than sit beside some smelly fecker

    Chances are he is a smelly fecker.

    A smelly fat fecker to be precise.


  • #16
    DubLass
    Registered Users Posts: 234 ✭✭DubLass


    electrogrimey wrote: »
    Chances are he probably is quite smelly.

    I know some slim people who could do with the bang of a shower, fat and smelly dont necessarily go hand in hand, age old generalisations there. :rolleyes:


  • #17
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users Posts: 14,964 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    DubLass wrote: »
    Id rather sit beside him than sit beside some smelly fecker

    Not concerned about your safety then?


  • #18
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    DubLass wrote: »
    Id rather sit beside him than sit beside some smelly fecker

    I'd rather sit beside no one. I like my space.

    I don't think i'd be too happy if I was sitting behind him though as i feel cramped for leg as it is sometimes.


  • #19
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    Not concerned about your safety then?
    If your sitting behind him he might act like a giant human airbag, Then all the doctors need to do is remove you from his arse after the plane crash.


  • #20
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    ScumLord wrote: »
    If your sitting behind him he might act like a giant human airbag, Then all the doctors need to do is remove you from his arse after the plane crash.

    Hmm die, or get lodged in a
    fat smelly arsehole.
    I am spoilt for choice here


  • #21
    R0ot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Fatties shouldn't be allowed to fly.


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  • #22
    Daroxtar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,319 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    Next time you are told your bags are a kilo over the limit just turn around and scan the queue for someone like that and ask if they have to pay extra as they are at least a kilo over too.


  • #23
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    DubLass wrote: »
    I know some slim people who could do with the bang of a shower, fat and smelly dont necessarily go hand in hand, age old generalisations there. :rolleyes:

    This thread would be nothing without irrational generalizations.


  • #24
    Stercus Accidit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Run_to_da_hills wrote: »
    Airbus and Boeing spent billions designing special planes for these guys and I cannot understand why they are not using them.

    Gotta have a way to get them on board.


  • #25
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    R0ot wrote: »
    Fatties shouldn't be allowed to fly.

    Thats cruel, what about our poor minister of Health?


  • #26
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Run_to_da_hills wrote: »
    Thats cruel, what about our poor minister of Health?
    She should be shot out of a cannon like the rest of the circus freaks when they need to travel any great distances.


  • #27
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Run_to_da_hills wrote: »
    Thats cruel, what about our poor minister of Health?
    She sits quite well on large seats at your/mine expense.
    She has no worries.


  • #28
    Daroxtar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,319 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    Biggins wrote: »
    She has no worries.

    Except for diabetes and cardiac disease


  • #29
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Daroxtar wrote: »
    Except for diabetes and cardiac disease

    and Japanese whalers if she goes in the water


  • #30
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,435 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Ah Mary Harney, is there ANY thread she doesn't make an appearance in?

    Maybe the Lego one? Hmmm


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  • #31
    Kipperhell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,477 ✭✭✭Kipperhell


    I was on a plane and I saw this huge woman in her twenties coming down the aisle with great difficulty. I was hoping she wouldn't sit beside me. I was relived when she went to sit by the the window asile. Then I look up and see another woman even bigger coming down the aisle who was obviously her mother.

    I was wondering how the two of them were going to sit together until she sits down beside me. Her flab took over the arm rest and I was also touching her flab by being there. I couldn't use the remote for the tv as her flab was covering it but at least it was also touch screen.

    What I laughed out loud at was when she took out a I-pod mini! Her chubby little fingers having major difficulty with it


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