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Worst lyrics contained in a song?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 899 ✭✭✭FrKurtFahrt


    "I am"... I said
    To no one there
    And no one heard at all
    Not even the chair

    Deaf chair is inspirational to Neil Diamond


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,635 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Surely it would have to be this

    Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
    Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
    To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
    Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭weemcd


    It took seven genius songwriters to come up with this, at least half the words are "Walk it, like I talk it."


    Yeah, yeah (Deko)
    Whoa, hold on (OG Parker)
    Uh
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it (woo!)
    Walk it, like I talk it (yeah!)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it (woo!)
    Walk it, like I talk it (hey!)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it (woo!)
    Walk it, like I talk it (talk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (ayy!)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it (woo)
    Like I talk it (yeah!)
    Take my shoes and walk a mile
    Something that you can't do (woo, hey!)
    Big talks of the town, big boy gang moves (gang moves!)
    I like to walk around with my chain loose (chain, chain!)
    She just bought a new ass but got the same boobs (same boobs!)
    Whipping up dope, scientist (whip it up, whip it up)
    (Cook it up, cook it up) (Skrrt-Skrrt!)
    That's my sauce, where you find it?
    (That's my sauce) (Look it up, look it up, find it)
    Adding up checks, no minus
    (Add it up, add it up, add it up, add it up, yeah)
    Get your respect in diamonds (ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice)
    I bought a 'Plain Jane' Rollie
    These niggas bought they fame (woo!)
    I think my back got scoliosis 'cause I swerve the lane (skrrt!)
    Heard you signed your life, for that brand new chain (I heard)
    Think it came with stripes, but you ain't straight with the gang (Gang, gang!)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (woo!)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it (talk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (let's go)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (woop!)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it (hey!)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (yeah!)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it
    Ayy! I gotta stay in my zone
    Say that we been beefing, dog
    But you on your own
    First night, she gon' let me **** 'cause we grown
    I hit her, gave her back
    To the city, she home (she at home now!)
    That was that
    So I can't be beefing with no wack nigga, got no backbone
    Heard you living in a mansion in all your raps though
    But your **** look like the trap on this Google Maps, though
    We been brothers since Versace bando, whoa
    Name ringing like a Migo trap phone, whoa
    Used to be with Vashtie at Santo's
    That's on Tommy Campos
    We live like 'Sopranos'
    And I
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (woo!)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it (talk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (let's go)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (woop!)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it (hey!)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (yeah!)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it
    Offset!
    Niggas pocket watching (watching!)
    I want that thot this that 'ménage (which one?)
    I bought a franchise to double up the profits (franchise!)
    We make a landslide chopper get to popping (landslide!)
    Eliott got me rocky
    Blow a socket, chicken teriyaki
    Take off, rocket keep 'em in pocket
    Water gon' lock it
    Quadruple the profit! (profit!)
    I walk like I walk (hey!)
    Talk like I talk (whoa)
    What's in my vault? Load of cash and assaults (brrr)
    I put a lab in my loft (lab)
    She cook up, and jab with the folk (jab)
    By the pair, I got karats that choke (by the pair)
    By the pair, I got karats each load (by the pair)
    Private life, private jets 'round the globe (private life)
    Hit a bitch, hit a lick with the 'Cho (hey!)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (woo!)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it (talk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (let's go)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (woop!)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it (hey!)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (yeah!)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it
    Watch it buck, no Milwaukee (hunnid)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    That's my bro, he know the lingo (lingo)
    Ain't no 'walkie-talkie' (no)
    This some, "You know, why don't we know?" (we know?)
    Hold out on that coffee
    Smoke the Cookie, get the coughing
    Drop dead fresh, I need a coffin
    Balling, something we do often (ball)
    Take the pot and I splash, no dolphin (splash)
    I take the nine and go buy me a faucet (nine)
    Walk it like I talk it, a nigga done about it (uh)
    I play the coach, so I gotta call it (call it)
    Up in the ****s, some niggas just dormant (****s)
    ****ing a bih, and that's not a problem (a problem)
    I get a rebound, ain't talkin' 'bout Spalding (ball)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (woo!)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it (talk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (let's go)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (woop!)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it (hey!)
    Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
    Walk it, like I talk it (yeah!)
    Walk it, like I talk it
    Walk it, walk it like I talk it


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭weemcd


    Or how about the nine songwriters it took to complete this gem, "Moonwalkin' through your clique
    I'm moonwalkin' in the 6 Sticky with the kick, moonrocks in this bitch" excuse me, whut?


    Bardi in a 'Rari, diamonds all over my body
    Shinin' all over my body
    Put that bitch on Molly
    Bardi
    Bitch on Molly
    21, diamonds all over my body
    Said, I got a bitch on Molly
    Ask who nigga, I'm 'bout it
    Your bitch wanna party with Cardi
    Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari (21)
    Diamonds all over my body (Cardi)
    Shinin' all over my body (my body)
    Cardi got your bitch on molly
    Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame
    Bentley truck lane to lane
    Blow out the brain (21)
    I go insane, insane
    I drop a check on the chain
    **** up a check in the plane
    Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
    Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah
    Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Say what?)
    Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (21)
    Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
    Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah
    Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Cardi)
    Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (Cardi)
    Who get this motha****er started? (Cardi)
    Who took your bitch out to party? (Cardi)
    I took your bitch in the party (Cardi)
    Who that be fly as a Martian? (Cardi)
    Who that on fleek in the cut? (Cardi)
    Who got the bricks in the truck? (Cardi)
    Them diamonds gon' hit like a bitch on a bitch ass bitch
    Bitch, you a wannabe Cardi
    Red bottom M.J. moonwalk on a bitch
    Moonwalkin' through your clique
    I'm moonwalkin' in the 6
    Sticky with the kick, moonrocks in this bitch
    I from the mother****in' Bronx (Bronx)
    I keep the pump in the trunk (trunk)
    Bitch, if you bad then jump (jump)
    Might leave your bitch in a slump
    Your bitch wanna party with Cardi
    Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari (21)
    Diamonds all over my body (Cardi)
    Shinin' all over my body (my body)
    Cardi got your bitch on molly
    Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame
    Bentley truck lane to lane
    Blow out the brain (21)
    I go insane, insane
    I drop a check on the chain
    **** up a check in the plane
    Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
    Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah
    Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Say what?)
    Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (21)
    Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
    Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah
    Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Cardi)
    Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (Cardi)
    Your bitch wanna party with a Savage (21)
    Saint Laurent Savage in an Aston (yeah)
    High end cars and fashion (21)
    I don't eat pussy, I'm fastin' (on God)
    I'm a Blood, my brother Crippin'
    Bitch, I'm drippin', ho, you trippin'
    Told the waitress I ain't tippin'
    I like hot sauce on my chicken (on God)
    I pulled the rubber off and I put hot sauce on her titties (21)
    I'm in a Bentley truck, she keep on suckin' like it's tinted (21)
    All these VVS', nigga, my sperm worth millions (on God)
    The bitch so bad I popped a Molly 'fore I hit it (21)
    Your bitch wanna party with Cardi
    Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari (21)
    Diamonds all over my body (Cardi)
    Shinin' all over my body (my body)
    Cardi got your bitch on molly
    Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame
    Bentley truck lane to lane
    Blow out the brain (21)
    I go insane, insane
    I drop a check on the chain
    **** up a check in the plane
    Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
    Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah
    Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Say what?)
    Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (21)
    Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
    Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah
    Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Cardi)
    Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (Cardi)
    Step in this bitch in Givenchy (cash)
    **** up a check in Givenchy (cash)
    Boss out the coupe and them inches
    I **** up a bag at the Fendi, I **** up a bag in a minute
    Who you know drip like this?
    Who you know built like this?
    I'm poppin' **** like a dude
    Pull up to pop at your crew
    Brrt, poppin' at you, woo
    They say you basic
    I flooded the Rollie with diamonds
    I flooded the Patek and bracelet
    I got your bitch and she naked
    Ice on the cake, when I bake it
    I'm switchin' lanes in the Range
    Swap out the dick for the brain
    Swap out your bitch for your main
    Swap out the trap for the fame
    Ice on them Carti B Cartier frames
    Your bitch wanna party with Cardi
    Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari (21)
    Diamonds all over my body (Cardi)
    Shinin' all over my body (my body)
    Cardi got your bitch on molly
    Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame
    Bentley truck lane to lane
    Blow out the brain (21)
    I go insane, insane
    I drop a check on the chain
    **** up a check in the plane
    Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
    Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah
    Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Say what?)
    Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (21)
    Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
    Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah
    Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Cardi)
    Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (Cardi)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭W123-80's


    Sweat dripping off my dirty laundry


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,697 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    buried wrote: »
    "are we human or are we dancer"

    This line is very deliberate and was inspired by a Hunter S Thompson quote which went along the lines of "We are raising a generation of dancers" - i.e. the youth are boring and generic, do what they are told and afraid to step out of line. This is what the Killers ran with - the song is referencing the fact that we are losing our humanity/uniqueness and we need to become robots to be successful. So its asking are we human (and all that entails) or are we morphing into a species of "dancer".


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Paul Simon diamonds on the sole of her shoes

    "she's a rich girl she don't try to hide it diamonds on the soles of her shoes"

    well yes she is hiding it.. if they are on the soles of her shoes i mean duh! who's going to see them there????


  • Registered Users Posts: 871 ✭✭✭Captain Red Beard


    This line is very deliberate and was inspired by a Hunter S Thompson quote which went along the lines of "We are raising a generation of dancers" - i.e. the youth are boring and generic, do what they are told and afraid to step out of line. This is what the Killers ran with - the song is referencing the fact that we are losing our humanity/uniqueness and we need to become robots to be successful. So its asking are we human (and all that entails) or are we morphing into a species of "dancer".

    It's still a dickhead line.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Cardi B, Nikki Minge et al - why do they feel the need to be so obnoxious. It's not "empowering".


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    Blurred Lines:

    I feel so lucky
    Hey, hey, hey
    You wanna hug me
    Hey, hey, hey
    What rhymes with hug me?
    Hey, hey, hey"

    Also these genius lyrics from our very own Bressie:

    Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
    Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
    I know, I know what I'm doing
    I know, I know what I'm doing girl

    Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
    Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
    Take me, take me back to your place
    Take me, take me back to your place

    Don't say "no sir" (that's not a reasonable) reason
    Don't say "no sir" (that's not a reasonable) reason
    Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
    Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor

    Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
    Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
    Trust me


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  • Registered Users Posts: 436 ✭✭incentsitive


    "And its hard to hold a candle, in the cold November Rain". I mean, FFS of course its hard, candles aren't external things to be used outside.

    Any lyric of "Ironic".


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,852 ✭✭✭Steve F


    My Lovely Horse.......


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    Steve F wrote: »
    My Lovely Horse.......

    Ah here now you take that back!!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Any song from any of those face tattoo, golden toothed, "rappers"... the music, the lyrics, the everything. Jesus how did it ever come to this?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble



    Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
    Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
    Trust me

    When that song was released, I was in the canteen at work one morning and it was on the radio. A guy I used to work with (who was never the sharpest knife in the drawer) was singing along, "Trust me, trust me, I'm ADOPTED"

    That would have explained quite a lot actually, because I also worked with his brother who was the complete opposite.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    Huh, because I'm happy
    Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof

    Why is a room without a roof particularly happy?


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    jamesbere wrote: »
    Me na care if me tired


    Rihanna at her best, inspiring words

    Rihanna or Jar Jar Binks, you decide.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    This line is very deliberate and was inspired by a Hunter S Thompson quote which went along the lines of "We are raising a generation of dancers" - i.e. the youth are boring and generic, do what they are told and afraid to step out of line. This is what the Killers ran with - the song is referencing the fact that we are losing our humanity/uniqueness and we need to become robots to be successful. So its asking are we human (and all that entails) or are we morphing into a species of "dancer".

    That's interesting, never made that connection before.

    Suddenly that song takes on a whole new meaning.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    cdeb wrote: »
    Don't think that's even the worst lyric in that song. Try -


    What the **** does any of that mean?


    TBH I could never make it past the first, ahem, "chorus".

    Made my head hurt.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2 Spectactor


    All pop songs !! Rihana etc...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,702 ✭✭✭BandMember


    FishHook wrote: »
    "Tonight there's going to be a jail break somewhere in this town".

    The jail perhaps ??!! ��
    As much as I adore Thin Lizzy, I think Phil forgot to connect the dots on that one! :D

    Clearly, the song was written about a town that has more than one jail. Like, say, Dublin - where Phil was from..... ;):p

    (Don't care what anyone says, that's a f**king classic song! LIZZY ROCK! :D)


  • Registered Users Posts: 323 ✭✭Scribbler100


    On a similar theme to MacArthur Park, Elvis had a song called "The Next Step is Love" which featured the lyrics:

    "We've yet to taste the icing on the cake that we've been baking with the past."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    As per usual, this thread is full of the usual auld fellas pining for the days grandad music with guitars ruled the roost.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭EyesClosed


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    As per usual, this thread is full of the usual auld fellas pining for the days grandad music with guitars ruled the roost.

    None of this is correct :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,852 ✭✭✭Steve F


    Ah here now you take that back!!!!!!!

    Sorry :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,852 ✭✭✭Steve F


    On a similar theme to MacArthur Park, Elvis had a song called "The Next Step is Love" which featured the lyrics:

    "We've yet to taste the icing on the cake that we've been baking with the past."

    ...and he didn't take it seriously either :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Don't say no no no no no
    Just say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
    And we'll go go go go go
    If you're ready, like I'm ready


    Fcuk off Bruno Mars you wankpuffin.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,657 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    BandMember wrote: »
    Clearly, the song was written about a town that has more than one jail. Like, say, Dublin - where Phil was from..... ;):p
    Or a police station , or a barracks or anywhere with a holding cell really. Or the e-zoo :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Don't say no no no no no
    Just say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
    And we'll go go go go go
    If you're ready, like I'm ready


    Fcuk off Bruno Mars you wankpuffin.

    Well, there's cockwomble gone from the top spot of best insults!!!!!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    "In an mmmbop they're gone
    In an mmmbop they're not there
    In an mmmbop they're gone
    In an mmmbop they're not there
    Until you lose your hair
    Oh
    But you don't care, yeah"

    Solid gold 90's by hanson there.


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