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Funny sayings

Frigga_92 · 2014-02-07 14:11:30

I see there is a thread resurrected about funny insults so I thought I would start a thread about funny sayings. I did a quick search but couldn't see a similar thread. <Snip> has quite a neck on her, she chances her arm with so many things but yet she always manages to get away with it and it drives everyone mad. We were…

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#92 08-08-2016 9:15am

Cee-Jay-Cee

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I can't remember where I heard this but it has stuck with me since.

I'm so hungry, I'd eat the bare arse of a nun through the convent gates.

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#93 08-08-2016 11:04am

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One of my mother's favourites:

"Each to their own taste" said the woman who kissed the cow.

:pac:

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#94 08-08-2016 11:08am

Sgt. Bilko 09

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Ah sure look...

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#95 08-08-2016 11:12am

kfallon

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"That's the craic now......she said with one leg up on the dashboard and nothing on but Radio 1!!!"

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#96 04-09-2016 4:22pm

foxy farmer

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He offered his honour. She honoured his offer. And all night long he was on her and off her.

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#97 04-09-2016 4:27pm

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If you can't lift her, don't shift her.

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