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The Big Trucker

MonkieSocks · 2019-04-05 21:39:40

A long distance driver in the States picked up a very nubile hitch hiker, said she was going back home and it turned out that he was doing a drop nearby.. So he brought her to where she lived. Well small talk developed into "Lets pop upstairs so I can thank you properly" she said. And so he did. Suddenly he felt the cold…

05-04-2019 10:39pm

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MonkieSocks

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A long distance driver in the States picked up a very nubile hitch hiker, said she was going back home and it turned out that he was doing a drop nearby..

So he brought her to where she lived.

Well small talk developed into "Lets pop upstairs so I can thank you properly" she said.

And so he did.

Suddenly he felt the cold steel of a gun barrel on his neck.

"Is that your truck outside"?

"yes"

"That's my daughter"

"oooh"

"You reckon you're a good trucker"?

"Yeees"

"OK lets see you reverse out of that space slowly, without spilling your load"

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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