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26-07-2020, 00:33   #61
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Scandalous means found out or just would be scandalous if found out?
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26-07-2020, 00:53   #62
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Climbed over a wall to get into a hurling match without paying
When I was 15/16 at a Ulster final I was standing inside the wall at Clones until a fat middle aged man landed on top of me.
He was my English teacher.!
I cruised through English the next year.
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26-07-2020, 00:53   #63
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Wife’s best friend staying at the house and we always flirting when we’re tipsy with one another. One weekend when missus fell asleep after our night out i went did the naughty in room next door with the friend, it was amazing drunk and and all as we were pure passion , married wrong woman as well .
She didn’t bat an eyelid next day shows how bold opposite sex can be - lol
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Ok an honest one from me.I once sold $100 worth of Oregano and Parsley to a bunch of college kids in Virginia,who thought it was Marijuana.

Lol, im thinking of that scene in the inbetweeners where the lads buy 'drugs' off Donovan Spoiler: except he tore a tea bag and sold it to them as marijuana
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26-07-2020, 01:03   #65
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Scandalous means found out or just would be scandalous if found out?
Any hope of that date until we create a bit of scandal Kathleen?lol
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26-07-2020, 01:05   #66
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Wife’s best friend staying at the house and we always flirting when we’re tipsy with one another. One weekend when missus fell asleep after our night out i went did the naughty in room next door with the friend, it was amazing drunk and and all as we were pure passion , married wrong woman as well .
She didn’t bat an eyelid next day shows how bold opposite sex can be - lol
Says the fella who didnt bat an eyelid at breakfast the next morning.
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26-07-2020, 01:11   #67
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I'm at your mom's house now

In your mom's bedroom
I was there an hour before you. Your welcome to my sloppy seconds if you like.
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Was spit roasted by two lads who were players in a gay rugby team in London after we got chatting, the lust was 110%, then deciding to quit the gay bar early when over there for a work seminar, shortly after starting to go out with my then ex-partner. So around April/May 2001.

Had to give a presentation at the London School of Economics the morning after. I was in flying form in fairness! Never told my partner at the time but we weren’t seeing each other for very long at that point.
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Definitely doesn't top some of ye dirt burds but anyway....

Walking home from Coppers one night when in college. The girls had a house half the journey home and I decided to call in for some reason. Proceeded to watch a porno and wank into one of their couch cushions, got up and left.

Why I done it I dunnot know.
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26-07-2020, 10:50   #70
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Definitely doesn't top some of ye dirt burds but anyway....

Walking home from Coppers one night when in college. The girls had a house half the journey home and I decided to call in for some reason. Proceeded to watch a porno and wank into one of their couch cushions, got up and left.

Why I done it I dunnot know.
Lol, where were they?
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Is his mom still alive do we have time to call the guards?
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I walked out of Paddy Power with a biro behind my ear. Same with Argos.
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Deleting as clean up after banning the troll

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What do you think of men with multiple wives? Would you be the 'xth' wife?
That would be me And I am entirely ok with it

Other than that though I do not think I have led any kind of scandalous existence.

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Jesus imagine being married to 2 or 3 of them, you'd never get a minutes peace
It helps when they are also in a relationship with each other - then they actively seek peace too sometimes.
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That would be me And I am entirely ok with it

Other than that though I do not think I have led any kind of scandalous existence.



It helps when they are also in a relationship with each other - then they actively seek peace too sometimes.
And that is why you will always be my hero!
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