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25-07-2020, 20:32   #31
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Drank a jug of perroni and during certain activity went to the side and vomited my ring up ha
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25-07-2020, 20:33   #32
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I got very very drunk and I woke up to find a mercedes benz hood ornament on my bedside drawer. Presumably I took it from a merc in the street. I feel guilty every time I look at it but sure i've no idea where it actually came from to give it back!
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This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
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Gave my no. 1 to Trevor Sargent.
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Yeah and their promiscuity resulted in the aids crisis.
Oh yeah that was it, nothing to do with a virulent disease spread through sexual contact or blood transmission, it was de geys cooking it up in their tastefully decorated apartments and spreading around like pixie dust.
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25-07-2020, 20:43   #36
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Homophobe banned, as you were
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25-07-2020, 20:59   #37
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Had a much older lover when I was a teenager
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This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
Good man
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This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy

What tune did you play.
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25-07-2020, 21:16   #40
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I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

Not one of my prouder moments.
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I put the screw in the tuna.
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25-07-2020, 21:22   #42
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I had an affair with a married man when I was 22. He was Muslim and we were living in a Sharia country where he could legally have had four wives (and it wasn’t uncommon with the men we knew to have more than one) so I figured a girlfriend on the side barely counted.

I wouldn’t let myself away with justifying it like that these days though.
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I had an affair with a married man when I was 22. He was Muslim and we were living in a Sharia country where he could legally have had four wives (and it wasn’t uncommon with the men we knew to have more than one) so I figured a girlfriend on the side barely counted.

I wouldn’t let myself away with justifying it like that these days though.
They don't justify it either love. Riding him while unmarried is under the heading of Zina, and you'd have been stoned to death, after a hundred lashes in some islamic territories.
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Had a much older lover when I was a teenager
You were 17, he was....?
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I put the screw in the tuna.
Lay off the orange soda the next time.
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