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27-07-2020, 00:25   #106
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Wore a pair of 10-hole boots into the mosque on south circular. They weren’t coming off in a hurry so I thought just this once sandalless, I know
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27-07-2020, 02:00   #107
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When I was 17 I got a blowjob off my Dad's girlfriend while my father was in hospital waiting to get his voicebox removed after being diagnosed with throat cancer.
Good job you didn't lick her out in return or you'd have caught cancer. I think.
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27-07-2020, 12:57   #108
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Can we leave the Walter Mitty style scandalous events in our heads and keep this to things that have happened.

Trolling nonsense deleted.
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27-07-2020, 13:40   #109
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When I was 17 I got a blowjob off my Dad's girlfriend while my father was in hospital waiting to get his voicebox removed after being diagnosed with throat cancer.
That's the most despicable and also legendary story I've heard.
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27-07-2020, 13:44   #110
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That's the most despicable and also legendary story I've heard.
I can't even understand what it means

It's either really erotic

Or it's something more serious
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27-07-2020, 15:33   #111
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After a night out in town my mates stopped into McDonald’s on Grafton st - I didn’t want anything so stayed outside and got chatting to a woman a couple of years older than me, she was a PhD student actually. Anyway things went well, was kissing her by the time we reached the top of the street. My friends left us at Stephens green at which point we found ourselves a little alcove formed by a shop front and a construction partition which afforded us about 270 degrees of privacy and we ****ed standing up. Wasn’t the best sex I’ve had but more or less in the open on Stephen’s green, it was pretty hot.

For a period during college I started getting snapchats from my then ex which became progressively more risqué, till we got into some good sexting. I lived at home during college but my friends had their own flat just around the corner and most of them used to go home at the weekends - I knew where the spare key outside was left so on several occasions brought my ex there and ****ed her in my friend’s bed. I never mentioned it and he still doesn’t know
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27-07-2020, 17:26   #112
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After a night out in town my mates stopped into McDonald’s on Grafton st - I didn’t want anything so stayed outside and got chatting to a woman a couple of years older than me, she was a PhD student actually. Anyway things went well, was kissing her by the time we reached the top of the street. My friends left us at Stephens green at which point we found ourselves a little alcove formed by a shop front and a construction partition which afforded us about 270 degrees of privacy and we ****ed standing up. Wasn’t the best sex I’ve had but more or less in the open on Stephen’s green, it was pretty hot.
I used to have a GF that loved sex outside, I never got the appeal
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27-07-2020, 22:24   #113
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I can't even understand what it means

It's either really erotic

Or it's something more serious
What's there to not understand?
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28-07-2020, 11:44   #114
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You people need to get yourselves down to confessions asap
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28-07-2020, 11:48   #115
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Drank a bottle and a half of creme de menthe just to leave a green log in a sink.


Then did it again because it was so funny first time round.
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30-07-2020, 17:59   #116
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Took a dump and placed it under the door handle of an ex's car.

That's about it.
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Was shagging my boss for a very short time.
She loved the accent.
I shagged my boss's hot sister then bragged to the boss that I could have her too but she was too ugly

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When we were teenagers, me and my best friend used to f**k each other, neither of us are lesbians.

We also had a foursome with another friend from school and my friends next door neighbour, 1 lad 3 girls.
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When we were teenagers, me and my best friend used to f**k each other, neither of us are lesbians.

We also had a foursome with another friend from school and my friends next door neighbour, 1 lad 3 girls.
Lucky lad, didn't know any girls like that when I was growing up. Hahaha.
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01-08-2020, 17:31   #120
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Had a package delivered for the lad next door. He came home, said it wasn’t for him, the address was slightly off in fairness and said it’s my issue and to deal with it, which was nice of him. I tried finding the owner but the address didn’t exist, courier wasn’t interested, so I eventually opened it to find a brand new PS4 with games and controllers.

So I kept it.

The fella next door almost fell over when I told him, the bollix. Never took a parcel for him again.
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