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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,662 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    Burn that seat.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Terry wrote: »
    But a greyhound fur tuxedo
    Would be best,

    So lets prepare these dogs!


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Return to my own vomit like a dog
    Rhymes and giggles muffle the dialogue
    Carve my initials in a tree, I will never leave
    Maybe one day I'll be royalty


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    We want Krunchy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Guys like me? I'M a guy like me!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    Homie, that's not God! That's just the waffle Bart threw on the ceiling yesterday.

    Mmm, sacrilicious.


  • Registered Users Posts: 777 ✭✭✭dRNk SAnTA


    Sir someone is charging room-service to the company.

    Well, we'll just see about that! Fly my pretties! Fly!.......
    Continue the research...


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,551 Mod ✭✭✭✭SeaFields


    NEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDD!


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ Lilah Hundreds Baton


    We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 the gob


    darragh16 wrote: »
    Homer: “Ever since you started therapy all you can do is talk about yourself. But what about me, Marge?”

    Marge: “I just left my first session and I haven’t even opened my mouth yet."

    Homer: “You see? You see? 'I' just left 'my' first session, and 'I' haven’t opened 'my' mouth yet.”

    i work on a sliding scale my fees start at 75 dollars an hour

    homer: keep sliding


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  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Homer, we have someone who may be able to help!
    Batman?
    He's a scientist!
    Batmans a scientist..
    Its not Batman!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    SeaFields wrote: »
    NEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDD!

    Hey, did you get a load of the NERD?!


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    You can't treat the working man this way. One day, we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!

    The Japanese? Those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders? Bosh! Flimshaw!


  • Registered Users Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    SeaFields wrote: »
    NEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDD!

    Randy...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭cleremy jarkson


    I'm a man of few words.

    Any questions?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    mmm, forbidden donut!


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Creature wrote: »
    Hey, did you get a load of the NERD?!

    Excuse me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    EatthepuddingEatthepuddingEatthepuddingEatthepuddingEatthepuddingEatthepuddingEatthepuddingEatthepuddingEatthepuddingEatthepudding


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    I'm a man of few words.

    Any questions?

    Is the poop deck really what I think it is?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,031 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Terry wrote: »
    Liiiiiiiike my loafers, former Gophers...

    It was that or skin my chauffeurs


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,698 ✭✭✭Risteard


    Martin: In a sample taken in this very classroom, a state inspector found 1.74 parts per million of asbestos!

    Bart:That's not enough! We demand MORE asbestos, More asbestos, more asbestos

    ________________

    Dean: Hi there! Hello, I'm Dean Peterson, but you can call me Bobby. I just want you to know if you ever feel stressed out from studying or whatever, I'm always up for some hackey sack. Or,hey! If you just want to come by and jam, I used to be the bas player for the Pretenders.

    Homer: Boy, I can't wait to take some of the starch out of that stuffed shirt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    My eyes! The goggles do nothing!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Hey Maw, get off the dang roof.


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Now Homer, dont you eat this pie!
    Ok pie, I'm gonna be doing this *nyom nyom* and if you get eaten, its your own fault!
    nyom
    nyom
    nyom
    *cracks head on press*
    Ooowwwwwwww! aaahhh my he...ah the hell with it
    *eats pie*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭cleremy jarkson


    krudler wrote: »
    Is the poop deck really what I think it is?

    So, what's the best way to get peace?


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,682 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Alright pie. I'm just going to bite the air like this 'Om! Om! Om!'. And if you get eaten, it's your own fault.

    Om! Om! Om! O- *BANG* OOOWWW!! oOOH....Oh to hell with it *OOOOMNOMNOMNOM...*

    EDIT - Woooooaaah.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Does somebody have another barf cone?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Must kill Moe.........weeeeeeee
    Must kill Moe.........weeeeeeee


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭cleremy jarkson


    Marge: What on earth possessed you to getting an earring?

    Bart: Milhouse has one!

    Marge: If Milhouse jumped off a cliff--

    Bart: Milhouse jumped off a cliff? I'm there!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 the gob


    Hey Maw, get off the dang roof.

    dang cletus whyd you park so close to your parents?

    now brandine they is your parents too


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