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in need of a poop

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    #32
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Give the lad a break

    The whole happy carefree world as he knew it is about to come crashing down around him

    And his bowels know it


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    #33
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    You know what the real funny thing here is.
    You are about to see your wife poop in front of you.


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    #34
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    Can you just text your inconsiderate wife and tell her to hurry the hell up and get crowning.

    The dude was crowning himself. Have some sympathy. Tough times for all involved.


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    #35
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Poop?


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    #36
    Ficheall
    Registered Users Posts: 9,018 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    I should have one to spare presently, OP - what do you need it for?


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    #37
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,333 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I hope he managed to deliver his own private progeny before his wife crowned.

    He could compare weights to determine which one was the runt of the litter.
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    #38
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,015 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    TuringBot47 wrote: »
    You've obviously never been to the Rotunda as a male.
    They're as welcome as a rat in a tampon factory.
    I paid extra for us to be semi private, still stuck with 6 in a room on the 3rd floor and I had to go down to the ground floor for a men's toilet every time.

    That's in non corvid times.

    Fair point.

    Not sure if it tells you more about the Rotunda or AH though.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #39
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,015 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Get a horse costume and start trotting around saying neeeiiiggggghhhhhhh and let loose. Nobody ever questions a horse pooping whilst trotting.
    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Listen to Emmet, he is the "pro" in this topic.

    Borads mods Night out, I see?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #40
    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users Posts: 13,806 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    I thought places couldn't refuse those with certain conditions. Did you not get a card or pass or something to fast track you? I believe Google calls it a Can't Wait card.


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    #41
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,015 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    Poop?

    It's the maternity hospital, so young ears.... :)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #42
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    hynesie08 wrote: »
    Go for a pint and some spicy wings, if the parnell is open you're only 30 seconds away

    And guaranteed another dose of the Sh!tes after the chicken wings.


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    #43
    SuperS54
    Registered Users Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭SuperS54


    Grab a box of Imodium or similar in the nearest chemist, take a couple and you'll be fine until at least the birth. With IBS you'll likely need them with the stress of the birthing anyway.


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    #44
    Gruffalux
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Gruffalux


    Way back when my chap watched me have our first - it is a bit of a headwreck I imagine for a 22 year old lad to be one day full of the innocence of youth and then suddenly to be watching the business end of birthing, the mother does not get to see the full HD version of the shenanigans in the nethers, and how they feel like going back to hot sex afterwards one would have to wonder - but anyhows he went home afterwards and said he delivered a sympathetic offering the size of a large turnip. In short, have mercy on the OP, this is a psychically immense time that does strange things to us all. I hope you found a loo OP.
    And congratulations. Hope all is well.


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    #45
    Allinall
    Registered Users Posts: 6,533 ✭✭✭Allinall


    GMCED wrote: »
    Ok folks on a moan here, my husband recently got ps4 and plays gta... I don't get a look in a the the TV anymore, all our latest arguments are over the ps, it's really starting to piss me off!!

    Something don't add up.

    OP's world has been turned inside out.

    Current dilemma is the least of the problems.


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    #46
    Car99
    Registered Users Posts: 2,530 ✭✭✭Car99


    Fake baby bump , pyjamas, slippers, furry pink dressing gown , wig, waddle walk with hands on hips. Now you can waddle in and out to use the loo.


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    #47
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Now while your taken in all the advice of the posters. What did you do. You pooped yourself.


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    #48
    greenspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 10,218 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    cdeb wrote: »
    Anyone who uses the word "poop" should have something stuck forcefully up their hole till the ****e comes flying out.

    Two birds with one stone there. You're welcome.

    A mod ? Ive been banned for less !! :confused:
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    #49
    Lewis_Benson
    Registered Users Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭Lewis_Benson


    This is the thread for you my friend,
    You can thank me later.

    https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057970654/1


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    #50
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 15,738 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    Poop?

    It's embarrassing when Irish people use this US childrens' tv show term. Faeces, droppings or stool please.


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    #51
    Lewis_Benson
    Registered Users Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭Lewis_Benson


    whisky_galore wrote: »
    It's embarrassing when Irish people use this US childrens' tv show term. Faeces, droppings or stool please.

    Chocolate Snake


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    #52
    topper75
    Registered Users Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    TuringBot47 wrote: »
    You've obviously never been to the Rotunda as a male.
    They're as welcome as a rat in a tampon factory.
    I paid extra for us to be semi private, still stuck with 6 in a room on the 3rd floor and I had to go down to the ground floor for a men's toilet every time.

    That's in non corvid times.

    There are a lot more crows around nowadays. Two on my lawn this morning for instance.


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    #53
    ShatterAlan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭ShatterAlan


    Man with broke phone wrote: »
    Everytime? Could you not have gone before you left. There is one mens toilet in the whole place and you clogged it up everytime you went there?

    How many kids have you got, how much of a backlog did you create in the place over the years?


    Lighten up FFS.


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    #54
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Best wishes for a successful delivery op. And congrats on the kid


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    #55
    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,321 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    greenspurs wrote: »
    A mod ? Ive been banned for less !! :confused:

    You should write a letter to your TD.


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    #56
    I Am Nobody
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    cdeb wrote: »
    Anyone who uses the word "poop" should have something stuck forcefully up their hole till the ****e comes flying out.

    Two birds with one stone there. You're welcome.

    Wouldn't that give them a compaction instead?Like packing in the gunpowder in a cannon.Then it would be about the piles he would start a thread on.


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    #57
    Deadmou5e
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 111 ✭✭Deadmou5e


    GMCED wrote: »
    Sitting outside rotunda hospital waiting for my wife to go to the delivery ward, not allowed in till I get a phone call that shes just about to give birth... thing is i suffer with IBS ... where do I go to the bathroom when places close, as security guard will not allow me inside the hospital until called ?????

    Feels like a Stephen Kong novel


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    #58
    Hamsterchops
    Registered Users Posts: 3,133 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    GMCED wrote: »
    in need of a poop.

    POO.

    ......unless you're American.


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    #59
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,015 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    whisky_galore wrote: »
    It's embarrassing when Irish people use this US childrens' tv show term. Faeces, droppings or stool please.

    Droppings is just as childish.
    ShatterAlan wrote: »
    Lighten up FFS.

    Apt user name.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #60
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Any news on the little arrival op? Or the big one?


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