Area 51 invasion thingy

Yeah ... storm a heavily guarded US military compound with "lethal force will be used" warning signs all over the perimeter ... what could possibly go wrong.





I blame Stranger Things

odyssey06 wrote: »

The guards can just use their phasers to stun the protestors, right? This is Area 51 tech.

Set to kill

These gobdaws will be live streaming themselves getting flittered with bullets.

The sunglasses will have no bother pulling the trigger, and Donald will make a joke about it.

LirW wrote: »

Phone signals are the first thing that are going to be blocked in case of an attack.

Ah never considered that - These gobdaws will think they are livestreaming when in fact they will just be recording themselves getting flittered with bullets.

[Deleted User] wrote: »

My geography may be off - but isn't the area itself unapproachable by foot anyway and you have to be airlifted in?

Afaik security checkpoints start like 50km away from the actual base. If you don't have the right off-road vehicle you depend on the roads that will be blocked faster than you can snip.
Also this is supposed to take place in September. It's still crazy hot there so the likelihood of 80% not making the first few miles on foot because they didn't bring enough water and food in these insane conditions is rather high.

It would be an interesting ninja warrior challenge though.

I think this may be the start of all those futuristic 'games' in films where people try to kill each other. We will see a mass culling of idiots, people will be very excited to see it again, Battle Royale will start, Hunger Games will become a thing in poorer countries, Death Race will be more popular than F1, eventually convicts on death row will become avatars for rich kids to play real life deathmatches á la Gamer... I can't wait!

Tacitus Kilgore wrote: »

Nah you can drive to groom lake in about 3 hours from vegas, if they let you that close..

Wikipedia answers that question:

"The nearest publicly accessible vantage point is Tikaboo Peak, 26 miles to the east. There were two closer vantage points, dubbed "Freedom Ridge" and "White Sides", but they were closed to public access in 1995 to prevent people from taking images of the installation."

Whoever came up with that raid idea is a class A gobsh*te. I mean trying to walk all the way in through the desert at the hottest period of the year. Genius, absolute genius. One can just hope that the armed freaks aren't going to show up.

Just looking at bing and google maps side by side..

Everywhere else I've looked in the world - the images are always slightly, or very - different - over area 51 - the images are identical, taken at the exact same time it seems, with the same things scratched out.


Where's that feckin tinfoil.

I will be leading a team of 2500+ aincient alien theories to the northeast side of the camp to Area 52. It is believed more advanced alien tech is undergoing surveillance there.
The journey will be long and some of us know we will not make it back.
But it will be worth it to uncover the truth...
Power to the people!!!

The truth is in there!

I assume someone has blamed the Russians already?!

I hope this happens and a load of them get their stupid little hippy asses royally kicked.

Are they honestly so incredibly stupid that they think they are going to get anywhere even remotely close to the area? The place is littered with motion sensors and cameras, the US military will be tracking most of the idiots from the time they get out of their flea infested beds that morning.

What a bunch of ****.

whisky_galore wrote: »

It's a hoax. The guy who set it up said as much.

It may be a hoax but the idiots who would be up for it probably don't realise its a hoax and will get hurt attempting it but that's ok as we have far too many idiots on this planet and they need to be culled.

I'd love to see this happen but I think it would be a massive anticlimax. From watching videos of other people getting close, the local police will just arrest them before they even get to the security.