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16-07-2011, 06:13   #61
 
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Just hit on a girl in an elevator. She looked at her watch, said "oh cool it's not 4am yet I'm safe" and fcuked me. True story
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Some invisible jokes going on at this stage

Ahh, Liamo, Strabogolis (I'm not going to call someone sponsoredwalk at the moment, it's awfully mouthfully, so you get the moniker Strabogolis for now, sorry) welcome. Pull up a seat, stay a while. Try not to injure yourself on any of the sharp corners pertaining to the clocks gentlemen. The dangerous dangerous clocks.

Then unexpectedly and with quite a volume of undue haste, not to mention for no apparent reason, these guys.



...and also some thoroughly broken cucurbitaceae, reprised.


(Apparently the cracking squash have disabled embedding on all versions of this song on youtube (or maybe it was Sony or Apple or someone. I don't care who is responsible, someone is being an ass). Fukk them, watch it on youtube in anyway, but leave a snarky comment on the comment section about how they meticulously demanded disabling of embedding. Fight the power, Trotsky would be proud, and we all love Trotsky right? Right?... Right.)

...and with that I bid you a good night and morning. Bare in mind I will probably delete this post upon wakening so enjoy it whilst you can.

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Strobe my browsers automaticallys caches the thread so if I read the post I can find it again. So even if you delete it I can still repost it.
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and ever and ever and ever and ever...
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Nuff Said!
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and ever and ever and ever and ever...
thats a farking great song.
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Strobey have a good weekend! Yo!

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Nice!

Still though 00:59...That's optimistic. Although I do like when things end in :59.
Bobby G wrote a good song this one time. Saw it on the telly I did. Good tune, and I'll fight any man that says different,

"I don't mind if you go
I don't mind if you take it slow
I don't mind if you say yes or no
I don't mind at all

I don't care if you live or die
Couldn't care less if you laugh or cry
I don't mind if you crash or fly
I don't mind at all

I don't mind if you come or go
I don't mind if you say no
Couldn't care less baby let it flow
'Cause I don't care at all

Na na na, ...

I don't care if you sink or swim
Lock me out or let me in
Where I'm going or where I've been
I don't mind at all

I don't mind if the government falls
Implements more futile laws
I don't care if the nation stalls
And I don't care at all
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/b...ifference.html ]
I don't care if they tear down trees
I don't feel the hotter breeze
Sink in dust in dying sees
And I don't care at all

Na na na , ...

I don't mind if culture crumbles
I don't mind if religion stumbles
I can't hear the speakers mumble
And I don't mind at all

I don't care if the Third World fries
It's hotter there I'm not surprised
Baby I can watch whole nations die
And I don't care at all

I don't mind I don't mind I don't mind I don't mind
I don't mind I don't mind
I don't mind at all

Na na na , ...

I don't mind about people's fears
Authority no longer hears
Send a social engineer
And I don't mind at all"




Bobby D wrote a good song occasionally too...

"I will not go down under the ground
"Cause somebody tells me that death's comin' 'round
An' I will not carry myself down to die
When I go to my grave my head will be high,
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.

There's been rumors of war and wars that have been
The meaning of the life has been lost in the wind
And some people thinkin' that the end is close by
"Stead of learnin' to live they are learning to die.
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.

I don't know if I'm smart but I think I can see
When someone is pullin' the wool over me
And if this war comes and death's all around
Let me die on this land 'fore I die underground.
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.

There's always been people that have to cause fear
They've been talking of the war now for many long years
I have read all their statements and I've not said a word
But now Lawd God, let my poor voice be heard.
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.

If I had rubies and riches and crowns
I'd buy the whole world and change things around
I'd throw all the guns and the tanks in the sea
For they are mistakes of a past history.
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.

Let me drink from the waters where the mountain streams flood
Let me smell of wildflowers flow free through my blood
Let me sleep in your meadows with the green grassy leaves
Let me walk down the highway with my brother in peace.
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.

Go out in your country where the land meets the sun
See the craters and the canyons where the waterfalls run
Nevada, New Mexico, Arizona, Idaho
Let every state in this union seep in your souls.
And you'll die in your footsteps
Before you go down under the ground."





Basically, all I can say is don't fall at the last fence.

"Ain't it fun when you're always on the run
Ain't it fun when your friends despise what you become
Ain't it fun when you get so high
Well... that you, you just can't come
Ain't it fun when you know that you gonna die young

It's such fun
Good fun
Such fun
Such fun
Aah such fun
Such fun
Such fun aah
Yeah fun,
Just fun
Such...

Ain't it fun when you taking care of number one
Ain't it fun when you feel like you just gotta get a gun
Ain't it fun when you just can't seem to find your tongue
Cause you stuck it too deep into something that really stung
It's such fun, ah

Well, so good to me, they spit right in my face
I didn't even feel it
It was such a disgrace

I punched my fist right through the glass
I didn't even feel it
It happened so fast

Such fun
Such fun
Such fun
Ah such fun
Such fun
Such fun
Ah such fun

Ain't it fun when you tell her she's just a ****
Ain't it fun when you she splits you and leaves you on the bum
Well, ain't it fun when you've broken up every band that you've ever begun
Ain't it fun when you know that you're gonna die young

It's such fun
Such fun [x 13] "




It's not that fun... Well it is kinda. Who needs friends and society and sh1t? .

Anyways, suddenly Wu Lyf (again)

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... Giddy up!
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Noun 1. strobe - scientific instrument that provides a flashing light synchronized with the periodic movement of an object; can make moving object appear stationary
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I believe this is my first officially sanctioned post in this thread. Viva la rioja.

Edit: And yes, I do actually talk like this. Always.

Edit 2: Oh right, I'm supposed to post a video.


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Noun 1. strobe - scientific instrument that provides a flashing light synchronized with the periodic movement of an object; can make moving object appear stationary
That's what they want you to think...

They totally want you to think that.
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But then you don't flash and they are all "ohhh ohh no, why are you doing a solid non periodic light" and you are all "'cause fuck YOU, that's why" and they are all "so, what you gonna do about it?" but you are all "I'm going to do this" and they are all "what?? What you gonna do?" and you are all



But then, fuck it...



Choose life... Actually, fuck life. Choose something else...

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Ryan Tubridy is a fantastic chat show host. He mediates a fair and unbiased discussion between two opposing viewpoints. An incredible man.

Also strobe, I heard you wrote Deuteronomy?!
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can't believe you deleted your post strobe!
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can't believe you deleted your post strobe!
He does that a bit actually.
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