Originally Posted by OldGoat
Yep. Rubes, here's another one for the Banschtic.
Just tried to "improve" myself by sitting in front of a Radio 3 jazz programme:
Dum dummy dum dum dummy dooo dawwwww dummy dum pweeeeeeeeeeee dooo dumdumdummy gooooweeee.........
(several decades later)........fah.....fah....fah....fah.....fweeeeeeee fo feh fooooofoooooo fawww fawwwwwwww.
Then we had the inevitable drum solo, on paint brushes but we were spared the double bass solo - aaaahhhhhhhh! But then, the superstar started again, but in a different key, so now they're ALL in different keys.......and tempos! But, by way of lipstick on a pig I mean gild on a lily, one of these "artists" started humming, in yet another key!
You know how painful it is when you play two neighbouring keys on a piano? Imagine FOUR wrong notes, then another FOUR wrong notes, out of time, etbluddycetera, for twenty minutes!
I'm off to the bathroom to almost turn off a tap and listen to the drip drip drip. Oh, maybe if I almost turn off two taps, I can have the drip drip drip in stereo. How about adding a solo from the smoke alarm.....with the Woof howling?
Janey Mac, I think I might be coming around to this modern jazz stuff. It's better than rap!