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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    Oh that's just my head chopping shears!

    Are you terrified?

    giphy.gif
    Something like that.

    Yes sometimes it is but in this country it tends to be the other way around.

    Fancy a round of stoning?

    :p

    Nah, I'm fine thanks. :p

    Do you have a pet rock?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    giphy.gif


    Nah, I'm fine thanks. :p

    Do you have a pet rock?

    Yes it's name is Persepoly.

    Will I throw it away now?:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    Yes, throw it far far away. :D

    Where are you going to throw it?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    Yes, throw it far far away. :D

    Where are you going to throw it?

    Into the river Shannon and then out to sea.

    Will that work?:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    Fingers crossed!

    Does your pet rock have a collection of torture devices?


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  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    Fingers crossed!

    Does your pet rock have a collection of torture devices?

    Funnily enough it does.

    Shall i throw them away also?:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    That's up to you, you could donate them to the Medieval Museum in Waterford I suppose. :D;)

    Ever been?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    That's up to you, you could donate them to the Medieval Museum in Waterford I suppose. :D;)

    Ever been?

    No

    Is it worth a 100 mile detour on the road to Cork?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    Of course, Waterford is Ireland's best city. ;)

    Would you agree? :p


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    Of course, Waterford is Ireland's best city. ;)

    Would you agree? :p

    No. Definitely not.

    Is Waterford overrated? :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    That isn't possible.

    Why is Waterford so great?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    That isn't possible.

    Why is Waterford so great?

    I can't think of one good reason.

    Should we flush Waterford down the Shannon too?:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    Why not, I am sure the Shannon would benefit from the world's best city.

    Are you jealous of Waterfordians?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    Why not, I am sure the Shannon would benefit from the world's best city.

    Are you jealous of Waterfordians?

    Now that you've gone on about them so much and held them in such high regard.



    Nope:p



    What's the chances of snow over the coming week in Ireland?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    Higher than the chances of Waterford loses its amazing status.

    Favourite season?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    Higher than the chances of Waterford loses its amazing status.

    Favourite season?

    Winter :)

    Yours?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    Winter :)

    Yours?

    Winter too, that or Autumn. :)

    Do you like warm weather?


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    Winter too, that or Autumn. :)

    Do you like warm weather?

    I don't.

    Do you like snow?


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I don't.

    Do you like snow?

    Love snow.

    Last time you made a snowman?:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    Love snow.

    Last time you made a snowman?:)

    Emm.. A good few years ago tbh. Only made around 2 or 3 altogether I'd say.

    You?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Caoimhgh1n wrote: »
    Emm.. A good few years ago tbh. Only made around 2 or 3 altogether I'd say.

    You?

    About the same as you!

    Are you relieved that its finally Friday?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    About the same as you!

    Are you relieved that its finally Friday?

    Mildly.

    Is piss poor internal phone memory one of the greatest scourges of modern society?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Mildly.

    Is piss poor internal phone memory one of the greatest scourges of modern society?

    It's the greatest!

    What do you think of John Wayne's walk?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    It's the greatest!

    What do you think of John Wayne's walk?

    I think he rode too much.

    Have you ever been saddle sore?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I think he rode too much.

    Have you ever been saddle sore?

    Not that I can recall

    Do you epilate?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Not that I can recall

    Do you epilate?

    After googling to see what it was I can say that I do.

    Do you know how to fall without hurting yourself?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    After googling to see what it was I can say that I do.

    Do you know how to fall without hurting yourself?

    Only by my natural reaction to falling so sometimes

    Have you ever been stuck in a lift?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Only by my natural reaction to falling so sometimes

    Have you ever been stuck in a lift?

    Once..there were four of us in a small lift..two were hefty chaps and we were over the weight limit. It shuddered upwards about half a floor and said 'fúck this' and gave up. We pushed the doors apart and got out.

    Have you ever practised a martial art?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Once..there were four of us in a small lift..two were hefty chaps and we were over the weight limit. It shuddered upwards about half a floor and said 'fúck this' and gave up. We pushed the doors apart and got out.

    Have you ever practised a martial art?

    No, it would be a good skill to have though.

    What's your favourite cover song?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No, it would be a good skill to have though.

    What's your favourite cover song?

    The Lemonheads - Mrs Robinson is a good cover.

    Would you subscribe to the 'if you're not going to do it differently don't do it all' school of thought on cover songs?


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