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The Noccers Interview Thread

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    #1472
    garyskeepers
    Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭garyskeepers


    I eat food, but never crap :/

    Would you do it for a chewit?


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    #1473
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    garyskeepers wrote: »
    I eat food, but never crap :/

    Would you do it for a chewit?

    I might.

    Would you risk it for a biscuit?


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    #1474
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    I might.

    Would you risk it for a biscuit?

    Change that to a scone and I would.

    After 40 days of fasting and abstinence what will you be treating yourself with on Easter Sunday?


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    #1475
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    Change that to a scone and I would.

    After 40 days of fasting and abstinence what will you be treating yourself with on Easter Sunday?

    Chocolate for breakfast...if there's any eggs left as we're eating them as quick as they're being bought..

    Any news anyone...very quiet around here atm?


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    #1476
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Chocolate for breakfast...if there's any eggs left as we're eating them as quick as they're being bought..

    Any news anyone...very quiet around here atm?

    I see sterling has recovered a bit against the euro over the last few weeks.

    When's the last time you missed a day at work?


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    #1477
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I see sterling has recovered a bit against the euro over the last few weeks.

    When's the last time you missed a day at work?

    I can't remember..it has rarely happened.

    Is the full moon causing havoc with people..worse f*ing day in a long time?


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    #1478
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    I can't remember..it has rarely happened.

    Is the full moon causing havoc with people..worse f*ing day in a long time?

    I don't know. Maybe the fcuking will be better tomorrow.

    Do you walk around the house in the nip?


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    #1479
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 18,974 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    I don't know. Maybe the fcuking will be better tomorrow.

    Do you walk around the house in the nip?

    Yes. The neighbours have collected a fund to help pay for some blinds.

    Would you visit a nudist beach?


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    #1480
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Yes. The neighbours have collected a fund to help pay for some blinds.

    Would you visit a nudist beach?

    I have done in The Netherlands but that was 16 years ago. I wouldn't subject anyone to me in a nudist beach anymore.

    Do you end up with a farmers tan by the end of the summer?


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    #1481
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I have done in The Netherlands but that was 16 years ago. I wouldn't subject anyone to me in a nudist beach anymore.

    Do you end up with a farmers tan by the end of the summer?

    No..I buy my own.

    Can a couch potato become a 5K runner without having a heart attack in the process?


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    #1482
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    No..I buy my own.

    Can a couch potato become a 5K runner without having a heart attack in the process?

    Absolutely. If you're thinking of it I'd encourage you to give it a go.

    Have you ever cooked anything you saw made on a cookery programme?


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    #1483
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    Absolutely. If you're thinking of it I'd encourage you to give it a go.

    Have you ever cooked anything you saw made on a cookery programme?

    No too many ingredients so screams effort.

    Have you ever tried sushi?


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    #1484
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    No too many ingredients so screams effort.

    Have you ever tried sushi?

    I'd like to but I haven't yet..

    Ever pay big money for a meal out and think that you could cook it better yourself at home?


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    #1485
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    I'd like to but I haven't yet..

    Ever pay big money for a meal out and think that you could cook it better yourself at home?

    I'm sure I've said it but I certainly didn't mean it as my cooking skills are...well i don't have cooking skills.

    Are all chefs grumpy fcukers?


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    #1486
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I'm sure I've said it but I certainly didn't mean it as my cooking skills are...well i don't have cooking skills.

    Are all chefs grumpy fcukers?

    They're pretentious fcukers anyway imo..

    What would be your last meal if you were on death row?


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    #1487
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    Colser wrote: »
    They're pretentious fcukers anyway imo..

    What would be your last meal if you were on death row?

    I'd like a kick ass curry and a bit of booze to numb the auld pain of electrocution, hanging, lethal injection or whatever way they top me.
    Did you know that the majority of American death row inmates chose McDonald's as their last meal......Kinda deserve whats coming to them after that don't you think?


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    #1488
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    I'd like a kick ass curry and a bit of booze to numb the auld pain of electrocution, hanging, lethal injection or whatever way they top me.
    Did you know that the majority of American death row inmates chose McDonald's as their last meal......Kinda deserve whats coming to them after that don't you think?

    Serves them right for not choosing Burger King.

    Do you think any chickens are harmed in the making of chicken mcnuggets?


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    #1489
    Bishopsback
    Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    gramar wrote: »
    Serves them right for not choosing Burger King.

    Do you think any chickens are harmed in the making of chicken mcnuggets?

    Not a lot.

    Did old McDonald really have a farm?


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    #1490
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Bishopsback wrote: »
    Not a lot.

    Did old McDonald really have a farm?

    He did. He left it to his children who sold it to property developers and now when people look at it they don't say 'I remember this when it was just fields' they say 'this is the place where Old McDonald's farm once was..e i e i o'.

    Have you ever put a deposit on something and not gotten it back?


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    #1491
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    He did. He left it to his children who sold it to property developers and now when people look at it they don't say 'I remember this when it was just fields' they say 'this is the place where Old McDonald's farm once was..e i e i o'.

    Have you ever put a deposit on something and not gotten it back?

    In 1996 I put a deposit on a house before it was built. They changed the design so I asked for my deposit back.

    Do you look back in anger?


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    #1492
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    In 1996 I put a deposit on a house before it was built. They changed the design so I asked for my deposit back.

    Do you look back in anger?

    More anguish than anger.

    Are you a fold over the end of cellotape to make it easier to find the next time or do you just stick it back down with wild abandon?


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    #1493
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    More anguish than anger.

    Are you a fold over the end of cellotape to make it easier to find the next time or do you just stick it back down with wild abandon?

    I stick it back down with wild abandon.

    Do you throw caution to the wind?


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    #1494
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I stick it back down with wild abandon.

    Do you throw caution to the wind?

    If you throw caution to the wind it tends to blow back in your face.

    Do you know any chinese proverbs?


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    #1495
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    If you throw caution to the wind it tends to blow back in your face.

    Do you know any chinese proverbs?

    He who drops watch in toilet will have shi**y time.

    Ever drop anything down the toilet bar the obvious?


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    #1496
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    He who drops watch in toilet will have shi**y time.

    Ever drop anything down the toilet bar the obvious?

    I flushed a load of coke down the toilet once when I thought the fuzz were at door.
    Turned out to be 2 male strippers dressed as cops at the wrong address.

    Do you think you'd get Stockholm syndrome if kidnapped?


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    #1497
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    I flushed a load of coke down the toilet once when I thought the fuzz were at door.
    Turned out to be 2 male strippers dressed as cops at the wrong address.

    Do you think you'd get Stockholm syndrome if kidnapped?

    I think it could happen to anyone. I read a book about Stockholm syndrome once....the first few chapters were awful but I loved it by the end.

    Do you form your opinion of wether or not you'll buy a book by the blurb at the back or the reviews?


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    #1498
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    I think it could happen to anyone. I read a book about Stockholm syndrome once....the first few chapters were awful but I loved it by the end.

    Do you form your opinion of wether or not you'll buy a book by the blurb at the back or the reviews?

    Usually on the recommendations of others.
    If you went by the reviews every book ever written would be the best ever.

    Do you know what an allied irish is in d4 rhyming slang?


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    #1499
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    Usually on the recommendations of others.
    If you went by the reviews every book ever written would be the best ever.

    Do you know what an allied irish is in d4 rhyming slang?

    I do indeed.....it rhymes with the bank part.

    Worst Irish accent?


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    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    I do indeed.....it rhymes with the bank part.

    Worst Irish accent?

    Wexford.

    The Rovers Return...Queen Vic or McCoys?


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    #1501
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    Wexford.

    The Rovers Return...Queen Vic or McCoys?

    McCoys seems like great crack.

    Have you ever lifted weights?


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