Georgia Salpa on today fm

foxyboxer · 19-10-2011 8:57am

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Just realised this thread is over a year old! I'm replying to people who probably don't even post here anymore! I never felt more like a hideous sewage monkey in all my life and a lonely one at that. Sob.

Not as bad as someone in the films forum recently who agreed with and quoted a post about the ending to Gattaca......from 2001!!!!!

danniemcq · 19-10-2011 8:59am

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Just realised this thread is over a year old! I'm replying to people who probably don't even post here anymore! I never felt more like a hideous sewage monkey in all my life and a lonely one at that. Sob.

there there

wanna hug? or a cookie?

Orando Broom · 19-10-2011 9:02am

danniemcq wrote: »

there there

wanna hug? or a cookie?

No cookies!! She's working on the Salpa look!

cml387 · 19-10-2011 9:03am

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Just realised this thread is over a year old! I'm replying to people who probably don't even post here anymore! I never felt more like a hideous sewage monkey in all my life and a lonely one at that. Sob.

Can I borrow the phrase "Hideous sewage monkey".

Love it.

--Kaiser-- · 19-10-2011 9:11am

Enough of the Salpa bashing
She's beautiful and has a a voluptuous figure. A proper woman's body with feminine hips, not like a lot of these models with stick-thin, boyish figures and fake tits.

As if any (straight) man on here wouldn't
As if any woman on here wouldn't want to look like her

(if she's reading this my number is.....)

Eve_Dublin · 19-10-2011 9:16am

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

As if any (straight) man on here wouldn't
As if any woman on here wouldn't want to look like her

As hideous as I am, if I had a choice of women to look like (Angelina Jolie in her meatier days is who I'd personally opt for), it wouldn't be her, although granted, if I was born looking like her, I wouldn't be locking myself in my room sobbing into my pillow either.

Eve_Dublin · 19-10-2011 9:20am

cml387 wrote: »

Can I borrow the phrase "Hideous sewage monkey".

Love it.

Borrow and share and let's see how long it takes to catch on like my last "hip" saying, "Wassssup!". So popular they used it in a beer advert.

Feisar · 19-10-2011 9:21am

catthinkin wrote: »

i blame the mothers of ireland ( too many bottle fed babies hence the obsession):D

Nah I was breast fed and am still obsessed. I don't think I've matured beyond the age of 15.

Breast is best, turned a seven and a half week premature baby into a 6'3'' man!

Eve_Dublin · 19-10-2011 9:25am

Honest question...just realised it was me who bumped up this thread! I didn't go looking for it or anything...how did that happen? I didn't even know who this woman was until an hour ago....(don't live in Ireland). Sorry mods!

--Kaiser-- · 19-10-2011 9:33am

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

As hideous as I am, if I had a choice of women to look like (Angelina Jolie in her meatier days is who I'd personally opt for), it wouldn't be her, although granted, if I was born looking like her, I wouldn't be locking myself in my room sobbing into my pillow either.

I'm sure you look lovely

No offense, but I don't think women are necessarily the best judge of what makes a woman attractive. I find lots of woman think Angelina Jolie is attractive, I think this is because she has quite masculine features; big square jaw, narrow hips, little or no 'jelly'*. Objectively, Gergia Salpa is far more feminine looking

*as an aside, female models in ads aimed at women (make-up and what-have-you) are photoshopped to accentuate their mascline features, thus grabbing women's attention more

danniemcq · 19-10-2011 9:34am

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Honest question...just realised it was me who bumped up this thread! I didn't go looking for it or anything...how did that happen? I didn't even know who this woman was until an hour ago....(don't live in Ireland). Sorry mods!

don't worry eve it wasn't you that bumped it it was someone else posting links but that post was deleted now

smash · 19-10-2011 9:36am

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

I wouldn't be locking myself in my room sobbing into my pillow either.

depends who's behind you.

Eve_Dublin · 19-10-2011 9:41am

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

I'm sure you look lovely

No offense, but I don't think women are necessarily the best judge of what makes a woman attractive. I find lots of woman think Angelina Jolie is attractive, I think this is because she has quite masculine features; big square jaw, narrow hips, little or no 'jelly'*. Objectively, Gergia Salpa is far more feminine looking

*as an aside, female models in ads aimed at women (make-up and what-have-you) are photoshopped to accentuate their mascline features, thus grabbing women's attention more

No offence taken but you're getting me wrong. I'm not talking what I would think a man would find attractive but what I personally find attractive in a woman. I got my hair cut short maybe 5 years years ago (and when I was in my late teens) and it's been mentioned on this forum that guys might not go for this look but I did it anyway because I thought it looked attractive. It might not be popular to most men but a select few. What women want to look like and what men like is often different but I suppose not all women are out to attract ALL men (I wouldn't wear jeans to work today if that was the case...I'd wear a tiny short skirt). I would choose Angelina JOlie over Shalpa whatherface because I found her to be more attractive to me personally.

Just like many men believe women like muscle-bound hairless types when they don't in reality but many men build themselves to look like that anyway. You see?

Angelina Jolie was considered a sex symbol in the early noughties/late 90s was she not? She would've been the Scarlet Johansson of her day (who I also find attractive as I know most men do). I wouldn't thought most men back then would've fancied her.

BraziliaNZ · 19-10-2011 9:43am

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

I'm sure you look lovely

How do you know? She could be f**king wrote off!

FetchTheGin · 19-10-2011 9:48am

All Irish lads should start breeding with the greek wimminz.

Give the lads of future generations something to look forward to. :pac:

xsiborg · 19-10-2011 10:05am

FetchTheGin wrote: »

All Irish lads should start breeding with the greek wimminz.

Give the lads of future generations something to look forward to. :pac:

i dunno, i was in corfu a while back and, well, i used often wonder before "why DO women shave under their arms?", but then a rather hirsuite young greek shop assistant gave me an eyeful of her armpit as she reached up to take down an ornament off a shelf, and that just confirmed it for me, as i shuddered i thought to myself- "so that's whyyy..", most unsightly thing, not ever, but close enough!

on the subject of ms. salpa though, as far as looks go, she wouldn't even make it onto page 3 in the sun newspaper, that's why she's always in a bikini in the irish immitation star newspaper. saw her myself on the podge and rodge show a while back, (think last year some time), her hair was mank, her teeth were disgraceful, and she'd some sort of raggedy unflattering brown top on, i was fairly disappointed because i had seen her look better. then i saw her on that recent celebrity salon thing and while she looked better, perhaps its just my particular taste, but i really fail to see the fascination with her!

danniemcq · 19-10-2011 10:07am

hah can you imagine the money problems you'd have though!

fran oconnor · 19-10-2011 10:09am

xsiborg wrote: »

i dunno, i was in corfu a while back and, well, i used often wonder before "why DO women shave under their arms?", but then a rather hirsuite young greek shop assistant gave me an eyeful of her armpit as she reached up to take down an ornament off a shelf, and that just confirmed it for me, as i shuddered i thought to myself- "so that's whyyy..", most unsightly thing, not ever, but close enough!

on the subject of ms. salpa though, as far as looks go, she wouldn't even make it onto page 3 in the sun newspaper, that's why she's always in a bikini in the irish immitation star newspaper. saw her myself on the podge and rodge show a while back, (think last year some time), her hair was mank, her teeth were disgraceful, and she'd some sort of raggedy unflattering brown top on, i was fairly disappointed because i had seen her look better. then i saw her on that recent celebrity salon thing and while she looked better, perhaps its just my particular taste, but i really fail to see the fascination with her!

Do you go out shagging better looking women at the weekend??.

Eve_Dublin · 19-10-2011 10:13am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

How do you know? She could be f**king wrote off!

Aren't you the guy who knows me from the "Real World" but won't tell me how? (Still gives me the serious heebie jeebies to be perfectly honest). You tell me as you know so much about me already...am I hideous sewage monkey from hell?

parker kent · 19-10-2011 10:14am

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Angelina Jolie was considered a sex symbol in the early noughties/late 90s was she not? She would've been the Scarlet Johansson of her day (who I also find attractive as I know most men do). I wouldn't thought most men back then would've fancied her.

The current emaciated yet oddly muscled Angelina is not more attractive in my eyes than Georgia Salpa. The 90s Jolie (when she was actually just in fantastic shape) is better looking than 99% of women to have ever existed though.

parker kent · 19-10-2011 10:16am

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Aren't you the guy who knows me from the "Real World" but won't tell me how? (Still gives me the serious heebie jeebies to be perfectly honest). You tell me as you know so much about me already...am I hideous sewage monkey from hell?

When I read that I was like "Eve starred in MTV's The Real World" :eek::eek:

Then I realised you just had a stalker :pac:

BraziliaNZ · 19-10-2011 10:17am

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Aren't you the guy who knows me from the "Real World" but won't tell me how? (Still gives me the serious heebie jeebies to be perfectly honest). You tell me as you know so much about me already...am I hideous sewage monkey from hell?

I wasn't talking about my view of things, just that for all that poster knows, you could look like the the aforementioned monkey. Most men seem to assume all women on the internet are hot.

Eve_Dublin · 19-10-2011 10:20am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

I wasn't talking about my view of things, just that for all that poster knows, you could look like the the aforementioned monkey. Most men seem to assume all women on the internet are hot.

It's the sexy,husky tones in which I type.

foxyboxer · 19-10-2011 10:21am

I never got the whole Angelina Jolie thing, or the Kylie Minogue thing.

Never did it for me. You'd see more attractive women walking down Grafton Street.

Salpa is a stunner for sure and seems down to earth too.

BraziliaNZ · 19-10-2011 10:22am

foxyboxer wrote: »

I never got the whole Angelina Jolie thing, or the Kylie Minogue thing

I can't think of 2 more different women, how did you come up with Kyle after mentioning AJ? That's funny

Eve_Dublin · 19-10-2011 10:22am

parker kent wrote: »

When I read that I was like "Eve starred in MTV's The Real World" :eek::eek:

Then I realised you just had a stalker :pac:

Nah no, I'm messing. Put too much info about myself up here and got recognised Ireland being the size that it is. Not the first time on here I'm sure. No stalking involved, for the record.

xsiborg · 19-10-2011 10:23am

fran oconnor wrote: »

Do you go out shagging better looking women at the weekend??.

i used have chandelier-shaking sex with a better looking girl every night of the week, then i married her and that quickly put a stop to that!

she's still far far better looking than georgia salpa though!

foxyboxer · 19-10-2011 10:25am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

I can't think of 2 more different women, how did you come up with Kyle after mentioning AJ? That's funny

It's like a universally accepted rule that all straight men be attracted to Kylie. Particularly in hot pants. :pac:

parker kent · 19-10-2011 10:31am

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Nah no, I'm messing. Put too much info about myself up here and got recognised Ireland being the size that it is. Not the first time on here I'm sure. No stalking involved, for the record.

Oh yeah I know your were joking, I threw in this fella (:pac:) to highlight that. If you were actually being stalked I wouldn't have joked about it!

I also recognize you from the "Know Your..." threads, so I obviously have a little bit of stalker inside me. Not as much stalker inside me as my actual stalker would like though :P:pac:

fran oconnor · 19-10-2011 10:33am

xsiborg wrote: »

i used have chandelier-shaking sex with a better looking girl every night of the week, then i married her and that quickly put a stop to that!

she's still far far better looking than georgia salpa though!

Getting married, no matter how good looking she is, the M word is enough to make a mess of things:rolleyes:

Georgia Salpa on today fm

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