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Irish Porn

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    #32
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users Posts: 9,555 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    brendansmith wrote: »
    The church has failed. Catholicism has been replaced with filth mongering. The priest is now the whore.

    ...and now here's Saoirse with the weather...


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    #33
    weeder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Wow I'm turned on right now...

    Link Pming going on eh?

    <.<

    >.>

    ah go on, you know wher i am if you want it


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    #34
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    DublinWriter wrote: »
    ...and now here's Saoirse with the weather...

    Its raining.
    Now its Maureens 82nd birthday today,so a big shout out to the gang in kerry...


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    #35
    YT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭YT


    I had the misfortune of stumbling across a magazine that belonged to my ex's housemate. It was called something like "Irish Housewives" :eek:
    It was horrific, but I couldn't stop looking! I've never seen so many grey knickers in my life!


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    #36
    Gillo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    WeeBushy wrote: »
    I believe Irish porn is known as "lepreporn" and is actually quite a big industry...

    Just be careful typing that into google, hit the wrong key and found leper p0rn. Think the Irish stuff is bad...


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    #37
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Gillo wrote: »
    Just be careful typing that into google, hit the wrong key and found leper p0rn. Think the Irish stuff is bad...

    I think I saw one of those..
    Lepers with Hookers
    It ended with "Here's your money.. And Keep the Tip"


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    #38
    Crackity Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 713 ✭✭✭Crackity Jones


    orestes wrote: »
    About time. Having your sexual activities dictated by a bunch of celibates (well, supposed celibates) is just ridiculous.

    And I would rather be free and damned than have to ask your god for mercy. The username is not a coincidence.

    are you a big baseball fan?

    Orestes Cucuas Destrade (born May 8, 1962 in Santiago de Cuba, Cuba[1]) is a retired Cuban Major League Baseball infielder.


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    #39
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    brendansmith wrote: »
    DUDES!!!! I totally wanna watch some porn right now!!!

    I'm sorry but with your username I just shudder when I read a post like that.

    Sorry. :(


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    #40
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    eddie.fandango wrote: »
    "F**ked in Ireland", a modern classic. The line that will make your penis really crawl inside yourself is when the worst of the bunch, the one with black hair and C-section scars, starts shouting "Come on ya f%&king English bastard ya, come on!" in a Dublin accent thicker than 5 day old milk.

    God it was terrible. I almost didn't get one knocked out.

    Almost.

    Oh, and for those interested, they went to Letterkenny.


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    #41
    Oh The Humanity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Oh The Humanity


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Wow I'm turned on right now...

    Link Pming going on eh?

    <.<

    >.>

    Thats 'Eire' as in 'MOIY NAAAYME IZ EEEEIIIREEEA AND OIII AM A PPPAAAWWWRRRRNN STAR!'

    Snacker!


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    #42
    drunkymonkey
    Registered Users Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    minidazzler wrote: »
    I am actually in the middle of trying to secure financing for a film company that specialises in that, I had no idea it already existed. I will be having real Irish girls though if I get it off the ground.

    Can i be the the person that interviews the girls?
    we all know that the unspoken rule for them is to have sex with the interviewer first to prove that they are good enough!


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    #43
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    drunkymonkey wrote: »
    Can i be the the person that interviews the girls?
    we all know that the unspoken rule for them is to have sex with the interviewer first to prove that they are good enough!

    I too have seen that website.


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    #44
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I INVOKE GODWINS LAW!!

    Thats like something HITLER would do!!!!!!!!!


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    #45
    WillieCocker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭WillieCocker


    I've seen one of the burds from "****ed In Oireland" around Dublin many times.
    I'm sure a lot of lads into cars will know who i'm on about.;)


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    #46
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    WillieCocker wrote: »
    I've seen one of the burds from "****ed In Oireland" around Dublin many times.
    I'm sure a lot of lads into cars will know who i'm on about.;)

    *Dons mindreading cap*

    Hmmmm... Nope..
    Still no Idea what you are talking about

    Can I have a clue?


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    #47
    WillieCocker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭WillieCocker


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    *Dons mindreading cap*

    Hmmmm... Nope..
    Still no Idea what you are talking about

    Can I have a clue?

    Eh...no.:)


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    #48
    LadyE
    Registered Users Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    OMH, ive been trying to show the OH the "F***ed in Ireland series" but I couldnt find it online.

    Watched it a couple of years ago and its feckin hilarious!!

    The blonodie girl was a stripper for mates 21st..brillaint when she walked in and I copped :D

    Anyone care to pm me a link :D:pac:


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    #49
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,259 ✭✭✭Homer


    WillieCocker wrote: »
    Eh...no.:)

    Your username is particularly apt for this thread :D


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    #50
    WillieCocker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭WillieCocker


    Homer wrote: »
    Your username is particularly apt for this thread :D

    Don't be silly.......:)


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    #51
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    drunkymonkey wrote: »
    Can i be the the person that interviews the girls?
    we all know that the unspoken rule for them is to have sex with the interviewer first to prove that they are good enough!

    i presume some people do that but there isnt an actual job, its just an interview and the girls dont know they are being used for free.


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    #52
    Jimmy Soda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭Jimmy Soda


    LadyE wrote: »
    OMH, ive been trying to show the OH the "F***ed in Ireland series" but I couldnt find it online.

    Watched it a couple of years ago and its feckin hilarious!!

    The blonodie girl was a stripper for mates 21st..brillaint when she walked in and I copped :D

    Anyone care to pm me a link :D:pac:

    Yep, I too would like a link PM'd :D

    I am intrigued :rolleyes:


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    #53
    SlipperyPeople
    Registered Users Posts: 1,717 ✭✭✭SlipperyPeople


    Jimmy Soda wrote: »
    Yep, I too would like a link PM'd :D

    I am intrigued :rolleyes:
    ditto :D:pac:

    won't go lookin for it until after work though :p


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    #54
    LadyE
    Registered Users Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    Guys...its the worst porn ever..girls are little tramps who think they are movie stars with their sunglasses on, on the way to the "location" :D

    Friggin hilarious tho!!


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    #55
    ronrar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭ronrar


    Jimmy Soda wrote: »
    Yep, I too would like a link PM'd :D

    I am intrigued :rolleyes:

    I am too. I gotta see this. ;)


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    #56
    drunkymonkey
    Registered Users Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    Me three please!! :)


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    #57
    DenMan
    Registered Users Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭DenMan


    Oh OK, go on then. Me aswell. Might as well have a look at our "stars" :D


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    #58
    GAAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    LadyE wrote: »
    OMH, ive been trying to show the OH the "F***ed in Ireland series" but I couldnt find it online.

    Watched it a couple of years ago and its feckin hilarious!!

    The blonodie girl was a stripper for mates 21st..brillaint when she walked in and I copped :D

    Anyone care to pm me a link :D:pac:
    Jimmy Soda wrote: »
    Yep, I too would like a link PM'd :D

    I am intrigued :rolleyes:

    I think it is only on dvd ( have seen it twice, once because i couldnt believe a mate when he said it was woeful and the second to see if it was as bad as i remembered.......it was) the girls in it are horrible and i cringed at the start "howya my name is Eire and i LOVE my career as a pornstar" the way she goes on you would swear she was jetting from paris to milan living the glam lifestyle instead of droppin her knickers and her mate workin in a chipper in tallaght :rolleyes:


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    #59
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    oh i would like a link 2 please


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    #60
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I think Boards needs a Proper Porn Forum.
    (well one that I know about anyway)

    Quick..
    To the suggested forum section..

    *Points dramatically*


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    #61
    Otis Driftwood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    I saw one of those f..ed in ireland a few years ago.
    It was the most unerotic piece of garbage Ive ever had the misfortune to view.

    Diddly-i music in the opening credits,scummy looking brazzers.Yuck.

    Funniest part is one of them towards the end of a scene telling yer man in her Dublin drawl

    "comb in my mowt,comb in my mowt"

    Dirt birds.


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