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Lotto Win

MonkieSocks · 2019-03-13 16:54:32

Every week, Alan entered the state lottery hoping to win. He never did. Finally, he prayed vigorously, and hoping for a magical message, he walked around the local fairground. A flash of lightning struck as he was passing by Nellies carnival stall. She was bending over and he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see…

13-03-2019 5:54pm

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MonkieSocks

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Every week, Alan entered the state lottery hoping to win.

He never did.

Finally, he prayed vigorously, and hoping for a magical message, he walked around the local fairground.

A flash of lightning struck as he was passing by Nellies carnival stall.

She was bending over and he saw she was not wearing panties.

He could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.

He bet on 77, as he thought The gods had given him a sign.

He lost again. Sad!

The winning number was 707.

Moral of the story: Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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