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What would you do if you found that your partner was a vampire?

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    #32
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Probably ride her


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    #33
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    I'd tell her to fup off.

    Then I'd miss her and start drinking too much.

    Probably end up getting in fights and getting sent to jail.

    When I get out I'd buy a Berlingo and move to Munster. I could survive by selling baling twine and brake fluid to fellow Berlingo owners.


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    #34
    DundalkDuffman
    Registered Users Posts: 734 ✭✭✭DundalkDuffman


    I suppose I'd just B positive


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    #35
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,073 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    DundalkDuffman wrote: »
    I suppose I'd just B positive
    Youd did not just type that DD. :D:D:pac::pac:

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #36
    _Brian
    Registered Users Posts: 18,475 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    badabing106 wrote: »
    What would you do?

    Straight into boards and open a thread.


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    selwyn froggitt
    Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭selwyn froggitt


    I'd tell her to cop on and have a bloody good look in the mirror.


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    #38
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Why doesn't moonlight kill a vampire ? since it's just reflected sunlight ?
    Why does Dracula always have a nice parting in his hair ? how can he do that when he has no reflection ?


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    #39
    Mrcaramelchoc
    Registered Users Posts: 1,795 ✭✭✭Mrcaramelchoc


    Id tell them to go read boards for a solution.


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    #40
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    Why doesn't moonlight kill a vampire ? since it's just reflected sunlight ?
    Vampires don't have reflections, anything that is reflected, such as the sunlight bouncing off the moon, can't affect them.


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    Why does Dracula always have a nice parting in his hair ? how can he do that when he has no reflection ?
    Years and years and years and years of practice makes perfect. Or someone does it for him but I'm going with the former.


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    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    cliggg wrote: »
    Vampires don't have reflections, anything that is reflected, such as the sunlight bouncing off the moon, can't affect them.

    My God!
    It's a great explanation!

    Years and years and years and years of practice makes perfect. Or someone does it for him but I'm going with the former.


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    #42
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    cliggg wrote: »
    If this was my vampire partner I would happily kidnap, murder or syringe blood from passers by for her



    deb3.gif

    Or Monica Bellucci in the 1992 one .... JAYSUS!!!


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    #43
    Cleopatra_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 812 ✭✭✭Cleopatra_


    Well vampires are usually really hot and seem to spend their time riding so I'd be pretty ok with that. I guess I might need to be persuaded to get in on the murdering but once you have a taste for blood I guess it's just like eating chicken :p the whole immortality thing is a bit too.......forever for my liking.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Wibbs wrote: »
    Youd did not just type that DD. :D:D:pac::pac:

    Why sO Negative?


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    #45
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Be disappointed... gimme a werewolf instead. :p


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    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    super_furry wrote: »
    You're going to have to define your vampires here. Are we talking gothic beast Dracula, cool edgy 80s Lost Boys teens, sexy PVC Underworld vampires, brooding angsty Anne Rice vampires or Twilight sparkle fairies?

    What about Nosferatu ?


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    #47
    nozzferrahhtoo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,336 ✭✭✭nozzferrahhtoo


    Hmmmm :)


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    #48
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    I've got to ask, True Blood/Vampire Diaries type or old school?

    First they came for the socialists...



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    Zulu
    Registered Users Posts: 10,965 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    jim salter wrote: »
    Whaddya mean "if"? She is a vampire, she slowly drains the life out of my bank account :D
    Brilliant :)



    You sir, win todays internet!


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