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Sex party, have you ever been?

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  • #92
    beautyobsessed
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 43 ✭beautyobsessed


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    I’d divorce the auld mare in the morning if I could, horse. We are separated and living apart. She’s sitting in eating her body weight in ice cream, and i’M out having the time of my life. Up to me conkers in clunge most weekends.

    As for having nothing between my legs. Don’t like to boast buddy, but there’s been no complains so far. Lost the belly, waxed me balls, and trimmed the pubes as well. Mansplaining I think it’s called.

    Men are so shallow, why don't you ask her why she's so depressed probably because she is with you! Haha :p


  • #93
    Cody montana
    Registered Users Posts: 5,233 ✭✭✭Cody montana


    Yes, it’s called a dark room.
    Oh the shame.


  • #94
    beautyobsessed
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 43 ✭beautyobsessed


    Hear this flash fella ''up to his conkers in clunge'' ''having the time of his life'' while his wife is crying into her ice cream...Lol what a jiggolo Casanova type what does he do fall from the bar into the brothel, she should give you the boot, you could bring home gonnorhea like a drowned rat!!!!!


  • #95
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    You’ve been drinking in a pub in town and got invited to a swingers party off the cuff? Nah man, that ain’t how it works.

    I have no idea how it works as I did not follow up on the contacts or the cards I was given. I have no idea what the procedure would or would not have been as the next step.

    I assume at the very minimum the next step would have been to go off and get tested and to show up and present the results to the organiser for the next level of invitation. At least I know that is what _I_ would do if organising such an event and was taking the approach of inviting random people to it.


  • #96
    beautyobsessed
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 43 ✭beautyobsessed


    I hope green ooze comes out your proverbial and it rots off....


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  • #97
    beautyobsessed
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 43 ✭beautyobsessed


    I'm telling you flash if I had a fella like that I would be asking him why hes spending all his housekeeping money for the bills on hookers and junkies or sex parties and I would refuse to sleep with someone like that - straight out I would give him the boot - there would be knock on effects for sure I would not let anybody treat me like that!


  • #98
    lawred2
    Registered Users Posts: 24,266 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    I’d divorce the auld mare in the morning if I could, horse. We are separated and living apart. She’s sitting in eating her body weight in ice cream, and i’M out having the time of my life. Up to me conkers in clunge most weekends.

    As for having nothing between my legs. Don’t like to boast buddy, but there’s been no complains so far. Lost the belly, waxed me balls, and trimmed the pubes as well. Mansplaining I think it’s called.

    You remind me of that lad Jay from the inbetweeners

    Either way.. you're cracking me up :)


  • #99
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    beautyobsessed wrote: »
    I'm telling you flash if I had a fella like that I would be asking him why hes spending all his housekeeping money for the bills on hookers and junkies or sex parties and I would refuse to sleep with someone like that - straight out I would give him the boot - there would be knock on effects for sure I would not let anybody treat me like that!

    I’m not the poster banging brazzers. Wouldn’t be my scene. Half the fun is in the chase ....


  • #100
    beautyobsessed
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 43 ✭beautyobsessed


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    I’m not the poster banging brazzers. Wouldn’t be my scene. Half the fun is in the chase ....
    I don't really care or am concerned what your ''scene'' is, doesn't matter to me mate, all I'm saying is there is more to life than chasing your conkers, you should get an std test while you are at it, I wouldn't risk my health around someone like that is all I'm saying.


  • #101
    laylag
    Registered Users Posts: 840 ✭✭✭laylag


    JohnnyFlash wrote:
    As for having nothing between my legs. Don’t like to boast buddy, but there’s been no complains so far. Lost the belly, waxed me balls, and trimmed the pubes as well. Mansplaining I think it’s called.

    I think you're referring to "manscaping."


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  • #102
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    laylag wrote: »
    I think you're referring to "manscaping."

    That’s the one! I think it looks like a fūckin’ plucked chicken, but the broads seems to like it.....


  • #103
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I have no idea how it works as I did not follow up on the contacts or the cards I was given. I have no idea what the procedure would or would not have been as the next step.

    I assume at the very minimum the next step would have been to go off and get tested and to show up and present the results to the organiser for the next level of invitation. At least I know that is what _I_ would do if organising such an event and was taking the approach of inviting random people to it.

    You were given a card showing you where a swinging party was being organised? Are you sure you aren’t mixing this up with Eyes Wide Shut? Most swinging is organised on one website in Ireland, not having attractive and mysterious strangers approcoaching you in the pub.

    I think you’re telling a porkie.


  • #104
    badboyblast
    Registered Users Posts: 753 ✭✭✭badboyblast


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    I’d divorce the auld mare in the morning if I could, horse. We are separated and living apart. She’s sitting in eating her body weight in ice cream, and i’M out having the time of my life. Up to me conkers in clunge most weekends.

    As for having nothing between my legs. Don’t like to boast buddy, but there’s been no complains so far. Lost the belly, waxed me balls, and trimmed the pubes as well. Mansplaining I think it’s called.

    Your not attached to someone, married on paper, your gone from your missus , different story , your single in the real world


  • #105
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users Posts: 35,609 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Flower124 wrote: »
    :). That's what you think. Women have sex outside marriage just as much as men. Monogamy can very restricting for women aswell. Why be with one man when I can be with many?
    I am married, and I am having an affair with a man in Spain. He is constant. Also if I meet a young man abroad that I want to have sex with, I will. I agree, it is easier to get away with abroad.
    Monogamy can be stifling for all of us. I see no harm in being with someone else as long as the other partner also has that option.
    So as long as you are totally fine with the idea of your wife getting a rimjob off a 20 year old Eastern European man( and believe me alot of married women like the younger men abroad) no harm done


    So it's new tyres you're after, cool.


  • #106
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    badboyblast wrote: »
    Your not attached to someone, married on paper, your gone from your missus , different story , your single in the real world

    Huh? I’m broken up from the wife and waiting for the glorious day that we can get divorced. Moved out ages ago and moved into an apartment in town I owned by telling the tenants I was doing the place up and that they had to leave.Course I’m single. Best decision Ive ever made. Should have left her years ago. Going out and getting the ride of a Friday night doesn’t tie me down to anything, thanks be to Jesus ....


  • #107
    Seve OB
    Registered Users Posts: 15,824 ✭✭✭✭Seve OB


    This is gas stuff. Johnny you are a funny f'er :)

    Must send that link to my missus and see if she is game ball, I'm sure we probably have a few masks from the kids at Halloween.

    Some people here need to lighten up


  • #108
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Seve OB wrote: »
    This is gas stuff. Johnny you are a funny f'er :)

    Must send that link to my missus and see if she is game ball, I'm sure we probably have a few masks from the kids at Halloween.

    Some people here need to lighten up

    Don’t go breaking up with the wife if you’re happy and getting your hole on a semi-regular basis. Not advocating that at all. But there’s no point in been stuck in a lovelsss marriage either, like what happened to me. Having some bird pulling on your pole in the back of a taxi on the way back to her place is better than any antidepressant..... :cool:


  • #109
    Seve OB
    Registered Users Posts: 15,824 ✭✭✭✭Seve OB


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    Don’t go breaking up with the wife if you’re happy and getting your hole on a semi-regular basis. Not advocating that at all. But there’s no point in been stuck in a lovelsss marriage either, like what happened to me. Having some bird pulling on your pole in the back of a taxi on the way back to her place is better than any antidepressant..... :cool:

    I remember them days well. No chance of my missus ever doing anything remotely like that.

    By the way, I've no intention of breaking up with her at all, not sure what gave you that idea. I get my hole regularly, once a month, regular as clockwork :(

    Just figured I'd ask her if she wants to go to that aul mask wearing sex soiree........ Though mind you, if I do ask her that, she'll probably divorce me haha


  • #110
    beautyobsessed
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 43 ✭beautyobsessed


    Flash lol irregular sex with complete strangers possibly with stds sounds ideal....I'm sure your wife has no problem letting you go either, you sound crass and nasty to treat her like that why didn't you ask her why she was piling on the pounds or at least be a good husband and ask her why she was depressed putting on weight?


  • #111
    Seve OB
    Registered Users Posts: 15,824 ✭✭✭✭Seve OB


    beautyobsessed wrote: »
    Flash lol irregular sex with complete strangers possibly with stds sounds ideal....I'm sure your wife has no problem letting you go either, you sound crass and nasty to treat her like that why didn't you ask her why she was piling on the pounds or at least be a good husband and ask her why she was depressed putting on weight?

    It sounds to me like someone got under your skin.


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  • #112
    beautyobsessed
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 43 ✭beautyobsessed


    Seve OB wrote: »
    It sounds to me like someone got under your skin.
    Men like him are ten a penny, he couldn't get under my skin if he tried.:pac:


  • #113
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    beautyobsessed wrote: »
    Flash lol irregular sex with complete strangers possibly with stds sounds ideal....I'm sure your wife has no problem letting you go either, you sound crass and nasty to treat her like that why didn't you ask her why she was piling on the pounds or at least be a good husband and ask her why she was depressed putting on weight?

    I’m broken up with the battleaxe. She can do whatever she wants and I can do what I want. I don’t talk to her. As for the stds - I always wrap the mickey before going jousting. Got a test there recently just to be sure - they stick a fūcking swab into your fūcking japseye!!!! :eek:


  • #114
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    You were given a card showing you where a swinging party was being organised?

    Not what I said. The card did not show where anything was. It had "directions" as in instructions. Not "directions" as in locations. You know "directions" has two meanings right? :confused:
    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    Most swinging is organised on one website in Ireland, not having attractive and mysterious strangers approcoaching you in the pub.

    The key word in your sentence there is likely "most". You might notice that "most" != "all". :p

    Amazing that people with an already alternative lifestyle might not all do things the same way huh :pac:. By the way - water is wet - since we are stating the bleeding obvious today.
    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    I think you’re telling a porkie.

    As do I about most of your posts so far on the thread too. But I am capable of having a conversation without having to accuse everyone of lying. I take people mostly at face value.


  • #115
    Chrongen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Chrongen


    Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: »
    I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.


    Stage fright?


  • #116
    Samuel T. Cogley
    Registered Users Posts: 10,684 ✭✭✭✭Samuel T. Cogley


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    I’m broken up with the battleaxe. She can do whatever she wants and I can do what I want. I don’t talk to her. As for the stds - I always wrap the mickey before going jousting. Got a test there recently just to be sure - they stick a fūcking swab into your fūcking japseye!!!! :eek:

    At a quarter to 11 you're still posting on boards. What happened to the clunge?


  • #117
    Stephen Gawking
    Registered Users Posts: 272 ✭✭Stephen Gawking


    A guy I worked with is a real hornbag to say the least, one day on the lunch break a female colleague walks into the canteen. A real militant feminist type, he starts chatting to her as he's a real charmer. Eventually tells her about a swingers party haooening the next weekend in town & asks her if she'll go to it with him. She's all excited & fluttered until he clarifies that he doesn't want to ride her it's just that he has to bring a woman to get in. She didn't see the funny side.


  • #118
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I wanted to go once, but I came twice


  • #119
    uck51js9zml2yt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,268 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »
    Any man that says he wouldn't enjoy a rim job from a young one is telling you porkies.

    I love my wife and kids. Doesn't mean I don't have urges like any other man.

    Off your sanctimonious high horse now, good lad.

    Just so you know. Most of those Thai birds will have been sold into prostitution. Just saying....


  • #120
    worded
    Registered Users Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭worded


    Samuel T. Cogley wrote: »
    It's a double standard. If a woman fcuks ten men shes a slut if a man does it he's Gay.


    My X could have been a whore in the bed room, a chef in the kitchen and a lady in public except she got them the wrong way around

    She was a lady in the bed room etc


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  • #121
    Rubberchikken
    Registered Users Posts: 5,083 ✭✭✭Rubberchikken


    If you have to ask - youve never been:D:D


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