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  • #32
    TheProvost
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭TheProvost


    Of course, SMAC is one of the greatest sources of quotations EVAR!

    And in honour of Mark's contribution (install lunix, problem solved) I shall quote the great Groucho once again

    One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas I'll never know. But then we tried to get his tusks off, which was very difficult. Of course in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa, but that's entirely irrelephant...

    You're a disgrace to our family name of Wagstaff, if such a thing were possible.

    ----

    And a few others -

    Do you believe in reincarnation, you know, that dead people come back?

    You mean like Republicans?

    from The Cat and the Canary

    Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri?
    - This is Wu-Hu, China
    Well what is Wu-Hu doing where Kansas City ought to be?
    - Maybe you are lost.
    Kansas City is lost. I am here

    W.C. Fields from International House

    Why, certainly you must have heard of Hamlet.
    Well, I meet so many people…

    from Stage Door


  • #33
    Éomer of Rohan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    A Working Man's Analysis of Psychology
    "The Freudian Slip is where you say one thing and mean your mother"


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