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  • #32
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,112 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    steinbock123 wrote: »
    Just wondering Caller , I know youz do be do be all talkin about de Jag an’all at 3 o’clock most days, but do we have a Clontarf resident on here who can confirm that Irelands greatest living broadcaster from Ballyfermot actually drives a Jaguar.
    I only ask becoz Kia is the main Loivelihn sponsor an I taut dat maybe dey would be givin our Joe a free Kia to be drivin around the graveyards an dat loike he does be doin seemingly.
    A friend in the motor trade told me many years ago dat Ronan had a free Lexus to go to de golf club in, an dat Pat Kenny had a free BMW too. Apparently dey were both “Brand Ambassadors “ , whatever dat is?
    So I just taut dat Joe wouldn’t want to miss out on a free motor if there was a possibility of wan goin’ an dat. Does anybody know. ??
    (De taut just struck me - maybe Joe is a Jaguar “Brand Ambassador “ !!)

    Ronan's Lexus was supplied by Ben Dunne so to speak...
    https://amp.independent.ie/lifestyle/the-man-who-made-ronan-c-famous-26239076.html


  • #33
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,630 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Lexus - the Japanese Mercedes.


  • #34
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Jordan 199 wrote: »
    Lexus - the Japanese Mercedes.

    A-ha!


  • #35
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    steinbock123 wrote: »
    Just wondering Caller , I know youz do be do be all talkin about de Jag an’all at 3 o’clock most days, but do we have a Clontarf resident on here who can confirm that Irelands greatest living broadcaster from Ballyfermot actually drives a Jaguar.
    I only ask becoz Kia is the main Loivelihn sponsor an I taut dat maybe dey would be givin our Joe a free Kia to be drivin around the graveyards an dat loike he does be doin seemingly.
    A friend in the motor trade told me many years ago dat Ronan had a free Lexus to go to de golf club in, an dat Pat Kenny had a free BMW too. Apparently dey were both “Brand Ambassadors “ , whatever dat is?
    So I just taut dat Joe wouldn’t want to miss out on a free motor if there was a possibility of wan goin’ an dat. Does anybody know. ??
    (De taut just struck me - maybe Joe is a Jaguar “Brand Ambassador “ !!)


    He’s not.

    Tubs also was a Lexus Beand Ambassador, and Kat-Trinne Thomas was an Audi Brand Ambassador but is now a Volvo wan so to speak.dare duz be udders too.

    Free cars for the stars!


  • #36
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Deleted User wrote: »
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    How do you know dis was taken at a FunnyFryday?
    Is it:
    • De bang a You-Rhine
    • An RTÉ family member has just won a prize
    • No-one is laughing
    • Joe is wearing de red velour waistcoat
    • Someone just told a racist joke
    • Someone just did a racist impression of a person de audience has never heard of
    • Fungus tore de head off an audience member (not one of the RTÉ family members obviously)
    • The only sound is dat of tumbleweed
    • Joe got a producer to sign an envelope after conducting one of his scientific polls

    Text “Red Waistcoat” to 51551


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  • #37
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Deleted User wrote: »
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    Frisky Froyday

    I hope he washed his hands after dat.


  • #38
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    giphy.gif?cid=5e214886f07b05cba583ad0a5d736ce6aa808996e82be57b&rid=giphy.gif

    Fungus at full throttle rebuke here.


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    giphy.gif?cid=5e214886b83a2b396a3a6fff4ddb41c43b23e5cf1828ada5&rid=giphy.gif

    Maybe Rambo below took inspiration...

    0_Resized_20210308_172523jpeg.jpg
    Randy ram has fathered sextuplets, six sets of triplets and 30 twins

    The Blue Texal ram has left the Teahan family in Longwood bewildered as he only produced single lambs in the first year he came to the farm in 2019

    https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/randy-ram-fathered-sextuplets-six-23638513

    PS Catmaniac was in Texel... a hidden treasure


  • #40
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,751 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    steinbock123 wrote: »
    Just wondering Caller , I know youz do be do be all talkin about de Jag an’all at 3 o’clock most days, but do we have a Clontarf resident on here who can confirm that Irelands greatest living broadcaster from Ballyfermot actually drives a Jaguar.
    I only ask becoz Kia is the main Loivelihn sponsor an I taut dat maybe dey would be givin our Joe a free Kia to be drivin around the graveyards an dat loike he does be doin seemingly.
    A friend in the motor trade told me many years ago dat Ronan had a free Lexus to go to de golf club in, an dat Pat Kenny had a free BMW too. Apparently dey were both “Brand Ambassadors “ , whatever dat is?
    So I just taut dat Joe wouldn’t want to miss out on a free motor if there was a possibility of wan goin’ an dat. Does anybody know. ??
    (De taut just struck me - maybe Joe is a Jaguar “Brand Ambassador “ !!)


    The question of whether any brand would want to be associated with him as a brand of misery, is something too.
    However, a perfect Ambassador Vehicle for joe would be a Dennis midden wagon. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    steinbock123 wrote: »
    Just wondering Caller , I know youz do be do be all talkin about de Jag an’all at 3 o’clock most days, but do we have a Clontarf resident on here who can confirm that Irelands greatest living broadcaster from Ballyfermot actually drives a Jaguar.
    I only ask becoz Kia is the main Loivelihn sponsor an I taut dat maybe dey would be givin our Joe a free Kia to be drivin around the graveyards an dat loike he does be doin seemingly.
    A friend in the motor trade told me many years ago dat Ronan had a free Lexus to go to de golf club in, an dat Pat Kenny had a free BMW too. Apparently dey were both “Brand Ambassadors “ , whatever dat is?
    So I just taut dat Joe wouldn’t want to miss out on a free motor if there was a possibility of wan goin’ an dat. Does anybody know. ??
    (De taut just struck me - maybe Joe is a Jaguar “Brand Ambassador “ !!)

    Caller, Joe Duffy wouldn't be seen dead in a Kia.


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  • #42
    furiousox
    Registered Users Posts: 6,894 ✭✭✭furiousox


    Found my first posts in the liveline forum, over 10 years ago :eek:
    Looks like some things never change :D




    He's like a dog with a f..king bone... MOVE ON ALREADY! :mad
    10 years, 5 months in Radio by furiousox 2,281,541 Views


    "was he a nice man?" "was he wearing a hat?" "where was he from?" etc etc etc...:eek
    10 years, 5 months in Radio by furiousox 2,281,541 Views


    here we go again.. "is he a nice man?" "what height is he?" "does he wear a hat?" "does he go to mass?".....in fairness
    10 years, 5 months in Radio by furiousox 2,281,541 Views 1 Thank

    CPL 593H



  • #43
    Gen.Zhukov
    Registered Users Posts: 1,861 ✭✭✭Gen.Zhukov


    steinbock123 wrote: »
    Just wondering Caller , I know youz do be do be all talkin about de Jag an’all at 3 o’clock most days...

    Back in Dec 2-19, the great one was on someone else's show and he was extolling the virtues of tech. He mentioned that he loved the way his Kuga's boot opens when he waggles his little foot under the rear bumper (very useful when loading the invoices to RTE)

    He didn't go for the Evoque after the whole plugging thing didn't pan out.


  • #44
    golondrinas1
    Registered Users Posts: 108 ✭✭golondrinas1


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Boiucher Hayes??

    Maybe he's busy setting up a gofund me page to pay for lawyers to get Pamela back where she belongs.


  • #45
    golondrinas1
    Registered Users Posts: 108 ✭✭golondrinas1


    steinbock123 wrote: »
    Just wondering Caller , I know youz do be do be all talkin about de Jag an’all at 3 o’clock most days, but do we have a Clontarf resident on here who can confirm that Irelands greatest living broadcaster from Ballyfermot actually drives a Jaguar.
    I only ask becoz Kia is the main Loivelihn sponsor an I taut dat maybe dey would be givin our Joe a free Kia to be drivin around the graveyards an dat loike he does be doin seemingly.
    A friend in the motor trade told me many years ago dat Ronan had a free Lexus to go to de golf club in, an dat Pat Kenny had a free BMW too. Apparently dey were both “Brand Ambassadors “ , whatever dat is?
    So I just taut dat Joe wouldn’t want to miss out on a free motor if there was a possibility of wan goin’ an dat. Does anybody know. ??
    (De taut just struck me - maybe Joe is a Jaguar “Brand Ambassador “ !!)

    Reminds me of a storey doing the rounds a few years aga . A well-known gaa person strides into his his local car dealer, puts his ambassador car keys on the table. " I see that rugby fella driving around in a much better car than mine" . Dealer hangs up the keys and says. " He's known all over the world you're just local now piss off.


  • #46
    Culpepper
    Registered Users Posts: 49 ✭Culpepper


    ButtersSuki wrote: »


    Only got to 42mins as I had a pressing matter to attend to so to speak. I'll finish it later or perhaps tomorrow.

    Ironing yer shirt shouldn't take precedence over de Lavelahn podcast/thread ;)


  • #47
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    i presume a certain Piers Morgan will be the topic of debate at some point today?


  • #48
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Gen.Zhukov wrote: »
    Back in Dec 2-19, the great one was on someone else's show and he was extolling the virtues of tech. He mentioned that he loved the way his Kuga's boot opens when he waggles his little foot under the rear bumper (very useful when loading the invoices to RTE)

    He didn't go for the Evoque after the whole plugging thing didn't pan out.

    De KooooooGaaaaaaaaa is Mrs. Duffy’s. Joe drives a black (of course) Jaguar XF.


  • #49
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    furiousox wrote: »
    Found my first posts in the liveline forum, over 10 years ago :eek:
    Looks like some things never change :D




    He's like a dog with a f..king bone... MOVE ON ALREADY! :mad
    10 years, 5 months in Radio by furiousox 2,281,541 Views


    "was he a nice man?" "was he wearing a hat?" "where was he from?" etc etc etc...:eek
    10 years, 5 months in Radio by furiousox 2,281,541 Views


    here we go again.. "is he a nice man?" "what height is he?" "does he wear a hat?" "does he go to mass?".....in fairness
    10 years, 5 months in Radio by furiousox 2,281,541 Views 1 Thank

    Joe: go ahead furiousox, unusual name sat. And tell me, wat colour are yer sox?


  • #50
    Ash.J.Williams
    Registered Users Posts: 20,929 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    De KooooooGaaaaaaaaa is Mrs. Duffy’s. Joe drives a black (of course) Jaguar XF.

    is tubridy a brand ambassador for vespa?


  • #51
    golondrinas
    Registered Users Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    De KooooooGaaaaaaaaa is Mrs. Duffy’s. Joe drives a black (of course) Jaguar XF.

    The Evoque is a hairdressers car .Go for the real thing.:p


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  • #52
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    golondrinas1 wrote: »
    Reminds me of a storey doing the rounds a few years aga . A well-known gaa person strides into his his local car dealer, puts his ambassador car keys on the table. " I see that rugby fella driving around in a much better car than mine" . Dealer hangs up the keys and says. " He's known all over the world you're just local now piss off.

    I know of a similar story involving a presenter who was a brand ambassador for Lexus at one time. He (or she, #woke) got a new show, and immediately asked Lexus for a new and improved model. They said no. Their relationship terminated soon afterwards.


  • #53
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Culpepper wrote: »
    Ironing yer shirt shouldn't take precedence over de Lavelahn podcast/thread ;)

    Caller, I can assure you he wasn't ironing his shirt ;)


  • #54
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Caller, I can assure you he wasn't ironing his shirt ;)

    Tru dat!


  • #55
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    golondrinas wrote: »
    The Evoque is a hairdressers car .Go for the real thing.:p

    You can’t say dat!

    #HairdressersCarsMatter


  • #56
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Faaader Marmite again :(
    Dig him up! (Please leave him buried, Joe)

    Meghan and Harry: de Queen has enough on her plate.

    Horrific case: Martin Gallagher who attempted to abduct a woman near Phoenix Perk, but de woman herself and a hero freed her.


  • #57
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Joseph Marmion. Death notice as promised/threatened from yesterday.

    Harry and Megan from yesterday.

    Man who attempted to abduct a woman. We heard all this on the news yesterday


  • #58
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Payment for yesterday’s GOLD shall be collected by Herr Duffy today, Fadder Marr-Meeeeeee-On again.


  • #59
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,746 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Joseph Marmion. Death notice as promised/threatened from yesterday.

    Harry and Megan from yesterday.

    Man who attempted to abduct a woman. We heard all this on the news yesterday

    It's not reported until Joe gets to gush about how HORRIFIC an incident it was.


  • #60
    Red Fred
    Registered Users Posts: 1,631 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Tooday:

    More on Marmion

    More on Meghan

    A woman who was entitled to be out for a walk and was dragged into the boot of a car in Dublin Her attacker was sentenced to 6 years.

    Joe will be getting the boot in so to speak at 1.45


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  • #61
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    It's not reported until Joe gets to gush about how HORRIFIC an incident it was.

    But the convicted is still a brilliant brilliant boy no doubt, unlike the evil cork pair.


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