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I don't know where we're going, but it can only be 5K away

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  • #92
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 12,978 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    fr336 wrote: »
    Its super pub saturday here in england and im having a wild time - browsing boards and having a cup of tea dont try and stop me

    I'm curious to know how the day/night goes over there if you don't mind updating us.

    To thine own self be true



  • #93
    fr336
    Registered Users Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭fr336


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    I'm curious to know how the day/night goes over there if you don't mind updating us.

    Well ive been trying to shake everyones hand but getting some really funny looks - people are strange! My tinder date has failed to show due "the virus" - like i said, people be nuts.


  • #94
    Hand in Your Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭Hand in Your Pants


    Last thing I do is use a very fine brush to paint the pearly papules, and any fine hair on the thighs or succulent spines etc.


  • #95
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,678 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Hand in Your Pants wrote: »
    Last thing I do is use a very fine brush to paint the pearly papules, and any fine hair on the thighs or succulent spines etc.

    Is this people or cacti? :eek: :confused:


  • #96
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,264 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Persepoly wrote: »
    This last week has seen me become quite cavalier with painkillers. Usually I follow the instructions exactly but with the pain I couldn't be waiting 8 or even 5 hours. Think I'm on the home stretch now though.

    Poor creature. I'd make you some of my delicious homemade opiate soup but the virus has cut off the narcotic supply.
    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    Ugh, i can understand a dose of cold feet but ffs, he needs a sitting down.. In a cage.. With a honeybadger :P
    Ooh, naaaasty!


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  • #97
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Just catching up with the thread..

    So looks like you're all having Smurf fly you over to wherever Phoenix is. Slapping the head off your man. Caging him with a honey badger and then depending on the outcome, disappearing him with a pig.... Jaysus. Don't mess with this lot!

    That is **** Phoenix. What a total dick!

    We got take away this evening. Another delicious vegetable korma. The restaurant was really busy so they were slow with our order which was no bother whatsoever but nonetheless the manager gave us a free bottle of wine. How nice!


  • #98
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,277 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Hand in Your Pants wrote: »
    Last thing I do is use a very fine brush to paint the pearly papules, and any fine hair on the thighs or succulent spines etc.

    You're trying too hard, way too hard.

    And no, that's not a euphemism.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php

    >>> Staying Alive <<<



  • #99
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,678 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    kowloon wrote: »
    Poor creature. I'd make you some of my delicious homemade opiate soup but the virus has cut off the narcotic supply.

    Ooh i meant to say to you there's a series of The Mist on netflix. It even looks good..


  • #100
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Will I do a spell to make his knob fall off?


  • #101
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Sitting looking at a blank tv wondering how long will I have to stare until it decides to come on again. She’s windy out. I didn’t leave the house today except to go to Lidl for wine and fizzy jellies. Hard to believe I’m a fully functioning adult in my 30s! My boyfriend is currently laying a floor in the hall, the air is blue. And my dog is humping his teddy beside me. At least one of us is having a good time. I might take out the karaoke mic and annoy everyone to feck


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  • #102
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,264 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    Ooh i meant to say to you there's a series of The Mist on netflix. It even looks good..

    It got axed before I knew about it! :mad:


  • #103
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,548 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    New thread...yaay!! :D

    Deskside at home in my home office, working on a creative writing piece to get it submitted for a competition, the closing date of which is Monday.

    Hoping to get away for a couple of days down the West for my OH's birthday next weekend. :)


  • #104
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,678 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    kowloon wrote: »
    It got axed before I knew about it! :mad:

    Never checked how many episodes just added it to list


  • #105
    This time with style
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭This time with style


    Hand in Your Pants wrote:
    Last thing I do is use a very fine brush to paint the pearly papules, and any fine hair on the thighs or succulent spines etc.


    You need to brush up on your comedy. I'd give you 2 out of 10.


  • #106
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,264 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Widdershins wrote: »
    Will I do a spell to make his knob fall off?

    Do not screw that up and get the target wrong or go area effect. :eek:


  • #107
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    First post in the new thread - better late than never, I guess


  • #108
    This time with style
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭This time with style


    retro:electro wrote:
    Sitting looking at a blank tv wondering how long will I have to stare until it decides to come on again. She’s windy out. I didn’t leave the house today except to go to Lidl for wine and fizzy jellies. Hard to believe I’m a fully functioning adult in my 30s! My boyfriend is currently laying a floor in the hall, the air is blue. And my dog is humping his teddy beside me. At least one of us is having a good time. I might take out the karaoke mic and annoy everyone to feck


    Go full on Celine Dion :D


  • #109
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 12,978 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Opiate soup?
    Pray tell.

    To thine own self be true



  • #110
    I Am Nobody
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Want us to slap the head off him?

    That fact that he let you travel while you're high risk, then tells you he's not sure tells you what he's like. Don't tolerate that nonsense, get yourself back home. The fcuking cheek of him!

    Myself and a few of the burly lads would happily volunteer.And it would only cost you a takeaway or a round of beers.Sure we are cheap hoors!


  • #111
    This time with style
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭This time with style


    JupiterKid wrote:
    Hoping to get away for a couple of days down the West for my OH's birthday next weekend.


    Life is peaceful there....


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  • #112
    Hand in Your Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭Hand in Your Pants


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    You're trying too hard, way too hard.

    And no, that's not a euphemism.

    Sorry chicklet, not looking for approval from you or any other worker bees on this site. Only interested in mating with the queen. The drone bee's ejaculation is so powerful it rips the bee from his phallus and propels him backwards into the air to an early death. The phallus stays within the queen to provide easy access for the next lucky drone who can plug the same hole. I'm chasing an experience of a similar nature.


  • #113
    fr336
    Registered Users Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭fr336


    RMAOK wrote: »
    First post in the new thread - better late than never, I guess

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s91sMVMgcrU


  • #114
    I Am Nobody
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    Opiate soup?
    Pray tell.

    I'm in,sure I''ll bring my own spoon,


  • #115
    4Ad
    Registered Users Posts: 2,668 ✭✭✭4Ad


    retro:electro wrote: »
    Sitting looking at a blank tv wondering how long will I have to stare until it decides to come on again. She’s windy out. I didn’t leave the house today except to go to Lidl for wine and fizzy jellies. Hard to believe I’m a fully functioning adult in my 30s! My boyfriend is currently laying a floor in the hall, the air is blue. And my dog is humping his teddy beside me. At least one of us is having a good time. I might take out the karaoke mic and annoy everyone to feck


    So the boyfriend is laying and the dog is humping ?
    Seems like someone is missing out here !!


  • #116
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 12,978 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Retro, I used to have a female doggy about 15 years ago.
    She used to go mad for my slipper. Remember the ones with the Teddy bear heads in them?
    She'd be humping it away with a demonic look in her eyes.
    I didn't mind once there was no one visiting at the time :(

    To thine own self be true



  • #117
    fr336
    Registered Users Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭fr336


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    She'd be humping it away with a demonic look in her eyes.
    :(

    Sounds like my ex


  • #118
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,815 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    retro:electro wrote: »
    Sitting looking at a blank tv wondering how long will I have to stare until it decides to come on again. She’s windy out. I didn’t leave the house today except to go to Lidl for wine and fizzy jellies. Hard to believe I’m a fully functioning adult in my 30s! My boyfriend is currently laying a floor in the hall, the air is blue. And my dog is humping his teddy beside me. At least one of us is having a good time. I might take out the karaoke mic and annoy everyone to feck

    Did you throw a certain item of footwear at it ? :p

    Watching Freddie Mercury : A Bohemian Rhapsody here .


  • #119
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    This time with style wrote: »
    Go full on Celine Dion :D

    There were nights the wind was sooo cooooold


  • #120
    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    Phoenix, there's nothing any of us can say here to take away the hurt, time will heal that (honestly it does). I try to take life as chapters and pages in a book. When you close one, another exciting new one opens up for you.. Up's and downs, smiles and frowns.. When relationships fall apart it doesn't mean the people involved have to either.

    Grem and everyone else, yes I was a little punch drunk earlier but now after a lovely meal and drinks with my son and his GF (no announcements but I'm waiting) I'm the best part of the way to getting proper drunk :)

    So today, got my swim in but didn't enjoy it and called it quits after only 600m. No word on my friend, someone is reading her tests so I'm guessing its the hubby. He must be going through hell so I'm not going to text or call him, when my daughter was in hospital the last two weeks she wasn't allowed visitors because of CV-19 restrictions, its terriby hard on the family. So me and her friends can only hope and wait. She's also defense forces so she's a huge family waiting for good news too.

    Sh*t my wetsuit is still outside, best get it in for tomorrows swim.

    Hope you're all good :)


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  • #121
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,678 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Good stuff Mak, *cheers* hopefully good news soon..


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