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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #1502
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Miall108 wrote: »
    Shud af kiled de lot pf ye cuntry paople _________ is a gentlemen and fiend 2 traveller maay lard abve juge ye and ye predjudism no luk 2 ye durty cunty paople wexford is de durt ful of predjudism wit ye fncy wards

    Them Wards are a fancy bunch alright or are they on about hospitals.


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    #1503
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    ***Update on size-22 costume girl***

    "Right no joy with costumes today, what am I meant to do?"

    Comment: "dont laugh but can u go as a ghost? No hear me out, nobody goes as a ghost right cos its too simple yeh? So youl actually be original wont ya?"

    "Hm I was hoping for something more like Morticia Adams or Malificent but Jesus you'd swear nobody over a size 20 wore costumes in this God-forsaken city    !!"

    Comment: "Think about the ghost idea hun seriously. Just two wholes for eyes and original!"

    OP hasn't replied.


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    #1504
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    fussyonion wrote: »
    ***Update on size-22 costume girl***

    "Right no joy with costumes today, what am I meant to do?"

    Comment: "dont laugh but can u go as a ghost? No hear me out, nobody goes as a ghost right cos its too simple yeh? So youl actually be original wont ya?"

    "Hm I was hoping for something more like Morticia Adams or Malificent but Jesus you'd swear nobody over a size 20 wore costumes in this God-forsaken city    !!"

    Comment: "Think about the ghost idea hun seriously. Just two wholes for eyes and original!"

    OP hasn't replied.

    Probably can't find a size 22 sheet...


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    #1505
    Miall108
    Registered Users Posts: 431 ✭✭Miall108


    may the lard be gud to ye ya durty country paople no look to ye curse of jaysus on ye padre pio prat for ye no look bestards travelers hab more mooney than ye have big fancy words ye durty bestards


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    #1506
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Miall108 wrote: »
    may the lard be gud to ye ya durty country paople no look to ye curse of jaysus on ye padre pio prat for ye no look bestards travelers hab more mooney than ye have big fancy words ye durty bestards
    Isn't it great the way he/she invokes 'The Lard' and asks Padre Pio to 'prat' for ye while at the same time cursing ye up in a knot. 'May the Lard be gud to ye ya durty bestards'.

    It makes ye feel loved, doesn't it?


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    #1507
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Miall108 wrote: »
    may the lard be gud to ye ya durty country paople no look to ye curse of jaysus on ye padre pio prat for ye no look bestards travelers hab more mooney than ye have big fancy words ye durty bestards

    I read this in the style of the Rubberbandits.


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    #1508
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Them Wards are a fancy bunch alright or are they on about hospitals.
    Think they mean words - full of prejudice with your fancy words.


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    #1509
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Paddy Cow wrote:
    Think they mean words - full of prejudice with your fancy words.

    Maybe the lard have mercy on your sole. I think your one of dem if u ken reed dem posts.


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    #1510
    seamusk84
    Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭seamusk84


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Probably can't find a size 22 sheet...

    I just woke my wife up laughing at this


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    #1511
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,109 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    From my sister's page:
    My god ***** ***** your angle is so growing up, she is beautiful, how time fly's x


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    #1512
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    From my sister's page:

    Quote:
    My god ***** ***** your angle is so growing up, she is beautiful, how time fly's x

    A beautiful , grown-up angle who fly's? Wow, that's rare


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    #1513
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    "anyw no wen we get the duble dole at xmas 12 pubs on d 22nd so deyd want 2 b givn it bfore then???? xxxx"

    But what if you get a job before Christmas...


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    #1514
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,109 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    coolhull wrote: »
    A beautiful , grown-up angle who fly's? Wow, that's rare

    No, the angle is my sister's kid.

    She's acute little one.


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    #1515
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Nib wrote: »
    "anyw no wen we get the duble dole at xmas 12 pubs on d 22nd so deyd want 2 b givn it bfore then???? xxxx"

    I suggest s/he writes to Joan Burton and tell her that s/he is under time pressure and needs that fcukin' ''duble dole'' money before the 22nd December for 12 Pubs night.
    I'm sure Joan will understand.........


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    #1516
    Teacher23
    Registered Users Posts: 120 ✭✭Teacher23


    "How to get slimmer waste???"

    Hmmm. Tempted to ask if she is suffering with bulky bowel movements or is thinking of the word waist? Also, if she has heard of Google.


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    #1517
    siblers
    Registered Users Posts: 12,355 ✭✭✭✭siblers


    In before someone replies with "u luk fabulous gurl xxx"


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    #1518
    NormalBob Ubiquitypants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭NormalBob Ubiquitypants


    The Xmas tree pics have started.


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    #1519
    fullstop
    Registered Users Posts: 11,300 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Nib wrote: »
    "Was just thinking what would a say if a was asked if a liked cheese n onion crisps or salt n vinegar crisps more .. well a would have ta say that a like salt n vinegar walkers mer than cheese n onion walkers but a defo like cheese n onion tayto mer than salt n vinegar tayto so it isnt as simple as that so it wid really av come doon tae if a would rather a pack of cheese n onion tayto or a packet a salt n vinegar walkers n a thinks that salt n v just edges it there ! So of a am ever asked that question in d future all say salt n vinegar DEFO xxxx"

    Epic story, definitely giving Grandpa Simpson a run for his money.

    Jaysus, the letter'I' must have pissed in that lad's cornflakes.


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    #1520
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Nib wrote: »
    "anyw no wen we get the duble dole at xmas 12 pubs on d 22nd so deyd want 2 b givn it bfore then???? xxxx"

    But what if you get a job before Christmas...


    Haha haha hahahahahaha, good one. Get a job. No chance. :D


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    #1521
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Got the friend list below 200!!!

    Christ why was I friends with some of those people!!!


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    #1522
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Loughc wrote: »
    It's the modern version of hey do you wanna come over to mine to watch a dvd.

    So all those times I asked my girl buddies to come over to watch a movie, I was actually asking for the ride? Dammit... So many missed opportunities...


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    #1523
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users Posts: 7,462 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    efb wrote: »
    Got the friend list below 200!!!

    Christ why was I friends with some of those people!!!

    I'm trying to get mine under a hundred, not there yet though. It was some sense of freedom when I got rid of a lot of them. The sh*te they posted, I wasn't really aware of how much it was bothering/annoying me.

    My rule, if it is not possible for me to see you on daily basis, then you can stay a friend on FB. Everyone else gone.


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    #1524
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    recent enough
    "Ok lads, who's getting the chop this week"

    This guys ego is out of this world, and goes announcing that he's unfriending people. Needless to say he got the chop.


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    #1525
    Kev W
    Registered Users Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    Galway K9 wrote: »
    recent enough
    "Ok lads, who's getting the chop this week"

    This guys ego is out of this world, and goes announcing that he's unfriending people. Needless to say he got the chop.

    You should have volunteered yourself:

    "Oh me, me! Let it be me!"


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    #1526
    GAAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Sweet and merciful Jesus........
    1.00pm in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend, when an UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put its lights on. Lauren's parents have 4 children (of various ages) and have always told them never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather wait until they get to a service station, etc.
    So Lauren remembered her parents' advice, and telephoned 112 from her mobile phone.
    This connected her to the police dispatcher she told the dispatcher that there was an unmarked car with a flashing blue light behind her and that she would not pull over right away but wait until she was in a service station or busy area.
    The dispatcher checked to see if there was a police car where she was and there wasn't and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back-up already on the way.
    Ten minutes later 4 police cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her.
    ... One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind.
    They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground........the man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
    I never knew that bit of advice, but especially for a woman alone in a car, you do not have to pull over for an UNMARKED car.
    Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going to a 'safe' place.
    You obviously need to make some signals that you acknowledge them I.e., put on your hazard lights) or call 112 like Lauren did.
    Too bad the mobile phone companies don't give you this little bit of wonderful information.
    So now it's your turn to let your friends know about 112 (112 is an emergency number on your mobile that takes you straight to the police because 999 does not work if you have no signal).
    This is good information that I did not know!
    Please pass on to all your friends, especially any females

    "Sorry I didn't stop, you might have raped me" :rolleyes:


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    #1527
    thesandeman
    Registered Users Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭thesandeman


    It was all going well until the 112>999 bit.


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    #1528
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    GAAman wrote: »
    Sweet and merciful Jesus........



    "Sorry I didn't stop, you might have raped me" :rolleyes:

    I read that about a 100 years ago....


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    #1529
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    And she used her mobile phone while driving. Hope she was charged.


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    #1530
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    GAAman wrote: »
    Sweet and merciful Jesus........

    Where's that bullshít from?


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    #1531
    RiderOnTheStorm
    Registered Users Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭RiderOnTheStorm


    I hate those posts on FB that say something like "there are 5 Fri/Sat/Sun in this month ... its lucky 'cause it only happens every x-hundred years' ...... its rubbish, as there are 5 x 3-days in a row in every 31 day month .... so it happens several times a year .... check a calendar folks, and dont just be believing everything you see on FB!

    There were 5 Thurs / Fri / Sat last month .... and there will be 5 Tues / Wed / Thurs next month


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