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  • #1262
    feelingblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭feelingblue


    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    A mod.

    And because your thread sucks.

    Some boardsies are kinda angry..


  • #1263
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    feelingblue wrote: »
    Some boardsies are kinda angry..

    Indeed.

    Saying a thread sucks is clearly a sign of anger, as opposed to a sign of a thread sucking.


  • #1264
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    feelingblue wrote: »
    Some boardsies are kinda angry..

    It's all the shit threads we have to sift through to get to a good one...


  • #1265
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    feelingblue wrote: »
    I wish you would get laid.....you might even be nice and happy after it. If you don't like what we are talking about fook off to the ladies lounge where you can moan and give out about cankles.

    you are mistaken if with the we no one is interested.
    I don't post in the ladies lounge. You write like a man btw.


  • #1266
    feelingblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭feelingblue


    sonic85 wrote: »
    sh!t threads all rolled into one. loving it. now if only there was a big delete button somewhere

    Your threads on:

    Norton Account and "Mental Strength"

    were so powerful and un****...


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  • #1267
    feelingblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭feelingblue


    hondasam wrote: »
    you are mistaken if with the we no one is interested.
    I don't post in the ladies lounge. You write like a man btw.

    Dear Mod,

    I believe this is off topic....


  • #1268
    sonic85
    Registered Users Posts: 4,203 ✭✭✭sonic85


    feelingblue wrote: »
    Your threads on:

    Norton Account and "Mental Strength"

    were so powerful and un****...

    im really honoured you took such an interest in me you had to go through my previous history. maybe youd be better off having some sex instead - just do it with your other hand instead otherwise that sh!t will get repetitive


  • #1269
    feelingblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭feelingblue


    sonic85 wrote: »
    im really honoured you took such an interest in me you had to go through my previous history. maybe youd be better off having some sex instead - just do it with your other hand instead otherwise that sh!t will get repetitive

    Ok ok let's play by the rules peeps and keep it respectful....peace all :)


  • #1270
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    feelingblue wrote: »
    Dear Mod,

    I believe this is off topic....

    Well technically the entire thread that was merged in here was off topic, so i don't think a Mod is going to care.

    This is kind of where **** FB threads go to die.


  • #1271
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    I miss the shít status updates already.


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  • #1272
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    I miss the shít status updates already.

    And we miss you :(


  • #1273
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    The Great Chinholio wrote: »
    And we miss you :(

    I'll be right... heeerree...

    *creepy long finger poke*


  • #1274
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    I'll be right... heeerree...

    *creepy long finger poke*

    I NEED AN ADULT!!!I NEED AN ADULT!!!!!


  • #1275
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    feelingblue wrote: »
    I wish you would get laid.....you might even be nice and happy after it. If you don't like what we are talking about fook off to the ladies lounge where you can moan and give out about cankles.

    I'd say you are your username about now.

    Banned.
    feelingblue wrote: »
    Dear Mod,

    I believe this is off topic....

    Thank you for bringing this to my attention.


  • #1276
    Chorcai
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 2,283 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chorcai


    I carried my child within my body ♥ Slept with him on my chest ♥ I've kissed little toes & wiped away tears ♥ I've been vomited on, peed on & spent sleepless nights cradling my child, but I wouldn't have it any other way ♥ My body isn't magazine perfect, but when I look in the mirror I see a Mother... and there is no greater honour, love or blessing! ♥ Post this if you are a very proud Mum

    A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stamp on it and really mess it up but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty... is was. She then told them to tell it they’re sorry. Now even though they said they were sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bully’s another child, they may say they’re sorry but the scars are there forever. The looks on the faces of the children in the classroom told her the message hit home. Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.

    getting sick of these, followed by X Like's "that awkward moment..." and 25 other "likes" pages


  • #1277
    CMpunked
    Registered Users Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭CMpunked


    Chorcai wrote: »
    getting sick of these, followed by X Like's "that awkward moment..." and 25 other "likes" pages

    Does anyone know how to hide all of those?


  • #1278
    plein de force
    Registered Users Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    wonderfulname wrote: »
    Oh my god, last night was great, cant member most of it though, was gas though, I love the girls?

    I give up trying to translate, that "friend" of yours is headache inducing, ask them if their keyboard is broken...
    FIXED
    Not a bad attempt


  • #1279
    languagenerd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    After about a million "Rihanna" and "OMGZ Craig" posts...
    UGH what a joke, never watchin da xfactor again!

    Yeah, of course you won't. You won't back same time next week posting the same crap or anything, no? :rolleyes: :pac:


  • #1280
    Eathrin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    1.
    Nd Here come the x factor status's :L
    That's because people like you write them.
    2.
    copy cat ;)
    1.
    Didn't see ur's atall..
    Jus tryna steal my thunder rob ? :P
    You don't have any thunder. About two people liked your status and nobody cares.
    3.
    ive never watched a episode and i no whos gone or who s in tru facebook
    Learn to write English, then get off of Facebook for a while ffs.
    1.
    It's gr8 isnt it? :) saves money on the ntl bill sure :)
    You're not saving anything as you still pay for and watch television, you don't actually pay the bills yourself and that's not really even funny.

    And it goes on like that and "nt wtchin x factor evr again dis season s so shít!".

    Such a reasonable post too compared to some I've read here, it was just the first thing I saw on my home page. The intelligence of people who use fb regularly is just...just awful.


  • #1281
    jene
    Registered Users Posts: 36 ✭jene


    just learned that only female reindeer keep their antlers (TRUE)! So THAT explains how Santa gets everything done in one night and never gets lost! :P


    I just saw this one in my newsfeed, it made me cringe


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  • #1282
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users Posts: 7,859 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    this made me genuinly LOL and I was tempted to "like" it.

    dEr wAzz a bf nd a gf wHuU wEr hAvvIn sxxx wEnn dah gf sEd to hEr bf "bbz ur cock izz tOo sMaLl fOr me" so da bf sTuCk hIz eNtIrEe hhEdd in ta hEr vAgg xxxxxooooooxxxxxx bUh dEnn da gf sNeEzEd nnd sNaPeD hEr bfs nEcK nnd he dieedd xxxxxxoooooxxxx dEn dAh gf wAzZ reellii sAdd dah hr bf is dEd nd hIzZ hEd wAz sTuCk in hr vAgg so sHe sEd tO hIz bOdii "i lOvEdd ur cOcK bbz nd dEn sHe dieedd xxxxx
    xxxxx lIkE dIs if yhuu cRiEdd xxxxxxx


  • #1283
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,373 ✭✭✭im invisible


    That girl you just called a slut? She likes milkshakes.
    That boy you called a loser? He has 12 hamsters.
    That man you called retarded? He's not actually brown-haired, he's naturally ginger.
    That woman you just called fat? She just bought an umbrella.
    Stop judging, you never know what's going on in a person's life.


  • #1284
    MyNebulosity
    Registered Users Posts: 26 ✭MyNebulosity


    ''Just because I don't complain a lot doesn't mean I don't have problems. Some of us just don't make big deals out of our lives xx''

    Oh dear..


  • #1285
    Eathrin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    MyNebulosity wrote: »
    ''Just because I don't complain a lot doesn't mean I don't have problems. Some of us just don't make big deals out of our lives xx''

    Oh dear..

    u awri hun? Xx


  • #1286
    The Snipe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭The Snipe


    1st person 2 lik gets my number !
    2nd person gets my password ! (if i kno u & trust u) :P
    3rd gets 2 ask me any question ive have 2 answer !
    4th gets 2 either be in a relationship 4 a week r a family member of there choice !
    5th ive 2 write a paragraph n yu !
    Repost if yur nt scared !


    Oh god... People need to learn to spell..


  • #1287
    lolli
    Registered Users Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭lolli


    FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
    REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/ MOM
    FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
    REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
    FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back ...
    ... REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
    FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you...
    REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you
    FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door..
    REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'm home"
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall over..
    REAL FRIENDS: Will jump on top of you and shout "dog-pile"
    FAKE FRIENDS: Are around for awhile..
    REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
    FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" in a joking manner
    REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it
    FAKE FRIENDS: will read this
    REAL FRIENDS: will steal this! ;)

    Wow I must be a really bad friend because I only call my own parents Mam & Dad.


  • #1288
    CMpunked
    Registered Users Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭CMpunked


    lolli wrote: »
    REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/ MOM

    ... REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

    REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'm home"

    REAL FRIENDS: Will jump on top of you and shout "dog-pile"

    REAL FRIENDS: will steal this! ;)

    This ones real friends sound like real dicks!


  • #1289
    lolli
    Registered Users Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭lolli


    CMpunked wrote: »
    This ones real friends sound like real dicks!

    Ha, they sure do!


  • #1290
    SeantheMan
    Registered Users Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭SeantheMan


    The_B_Man wrote: »
    this made me genuinly LOL and I was tempted to "like" it.

    dEr wAzz a bf nd a gf wHuU wEr hAvvIn sxxx wEnn dah gf sEd to hEr bf "bbz ur cock izz tOo sMaLl fOr me" so da bf sTuCk hIz eNtIrEe hhEdd in ta hEr vAgg xxxxxooooooxxxxxx bUh dEnn da gf sNeEzEd nnd sNaPeD hEr bfs nEcK nnd he dieedd xxxxxxoooooxxxx dEn dAh gf wAzZ reellii sAdd dah hr bf is dEd nd hIzZ hEd wAz sTuCk in hr vAgg so sHe sEd tO hIz bOdii "i lOvEdd ur cOcK bbz nd dEn sHe dieedd xxxxx
    xxxxx lIkE dIs if yhuu cRiEdd xxxxxxx

    Nearly tempted to post as my status as it's so ridiculous hahah :D
    I also LOL'd :D

    are you allowed link to the person who posted this on their page ?


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  • #1291
    ICANN
    Registered Users Posts: 350 ✭✭ICANN


    I have someone who EVERY SINGLE MORNING posts *yaaaaawwwwnnnn*
    and EVERY SINGLE NIGHT goes *NaNaaaaiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt*

    and then trhoughout the day goes
    sotired.com
    notable.com
    cantbebothered.com









    shutthefupup.com


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