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The anything topic thread

  • 03-07-2020 7:32pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭


    If there are boardies out there that have a topic that they want to post about but there has never been a thread to post there topic. Well its here now.
    So anything anybody once to post, work away


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 395 ✭✭Class MayDresser


    Kylta wrote: »
    If there are boardies out there that have a topic that they want to post about but there has never been a thread to post there topic. Well its here now.
    So anything anybody once to post, work away

    I onceted to know why posts on threads aren't called nuts, but their was nowhere to axe this qwestun, thanks OP.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Is that not what the whole forum is for?..


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    I always wondered, how does a message board actually work?


    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I onceted to know why posts on threads aren't called nuts, but their was nowhere to axe this qwestun, thanks OP.

    If you want to call them nuts or anything else you feel free


  • Registered Users Posts: 991 ✭✭✭TuringBot47


    I think we need a thread on trans-transexuals.
    People who think they're the other sex but then cop themselves on and realise they're okay.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    CQD wrote: »
    Is that not what the whole forum is for?..

    Yeah but some posters have a something in their head and actually don't post it or may start a thread or maybe the revelant topic is not on a thread. Now they can post whatever sh!t they want and when they want it and it doesn't have to be relevant to anything. So happy days.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I think we need a thread on trans-transexuals.
    People who think they're the other sex but then cop themselves on and realise they're okay.

    Of you go my something when you realise what you are let everybody know. Its trans trans trans all the way to the sexual


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Well posters, especially the ladies when you think some guy has an interest in you and he's eyeballing you, check to see if you have your mobile, iphone or whatever is not in your hand. I can say there has been three phones snatched from women's hands in the last two days. So when the guy is looking you up and down make sure its you he's looking at and not your mobile


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,277 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Kylta wrote: »
    Well posters, especially the ladies when you think some guy has an interest in you and he's eyeballing you, check to see if you have your mobile, iphone or whatever is not in your hand. I can say there has been three phones snatched from women's hands in the last two days. So when the guy is looking you up and down make sure its you he's looking at and not your mobile

    What if I'm so busy minding my phone he steals my boobs?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    What if I'm so busy minding my phone he steals my boobs?

    I'll protect your boobs and any other important part of you. Let the fu¢ker
    do what he wants with the fone. And ill have a good cry into your boobs.
    Whoa there a goddamn minute are your boobs worth saving?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    What if I'm so busy minding my phone he steals my boobs?

    No tits and a bad leg?That would really limit your dating prospects.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,277 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    No tits and a bad leg?That would really limit your dating prospects.

    I know, I'd have a phone but no one to call it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,061 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    I know, I'd have a phone but no one to call it.

    Go to the lost and found...he might drop em in there when finished with them. Bring a disinfectant wipe though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,277 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Go to the lost and found...he might drop em in there when finished with them. Bring a disinfectant wipe though.

    Good thinking, Trig, they could be a bit sticky.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Good thinking, Trig, they could be a bit sticky.

    Why would they be sticky?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    My screen on my New smart phone reminds of the curved screens on TV's long ago, are we going back in time and are the new kidz on the block pissing over us and telling us it's raining ???


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,277 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Kylta wrote: »
    Why would they be sticky?

    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    :D

    You are a tease woman,
    if I was to dream of you could you describe yourself?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    peasant wrote: »
    I always wondered, how does a message board actually work?


    :D

    You should possibly have asked that question before becoming a moderator...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    I’ve heard that you can eat faeces, but that it tastes like sh1t.

    Can anyone confirm please?


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,277 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I’ve heard that you can eat faeces, but that it tastes like sh1t.

    Can anyone confirm please?

    There is actually a thread for that, Dave.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    There is actually a thread for that, Dave.

    Discussion of eating sh1t is verboten in that thread, Trigger.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,147 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,968 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Fu¢king pigeons and seagull have my car covered in sh!t. Actually the new name for.seagulls should be citygulls they spend more time inland than the do at sea.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    All beer bottles should have a twist off.Who carries around a opener?


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    It always surprises how whatever the religious topic is that people who believe and people who don't are always quick to ridicule each others beliefs. Whatever happened to respecting each others beliefs.
    I hate to see either or a religious state or atheist state here, I guess we'd be having cruicifions on a sunday on behalf of the non believers. And the auld burning at the stake on friday at the behest of the church.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,646 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    All beer bottles should have a twist off.Who carries around a opener?
    Use your Swiss Army Knife

    or if you are unfortunate enough to be America use a Leatherman.

    or improvise


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    Use your Swiss Army Knife

    or if you are unfortunate enough to be America use a Leatherman.

    or improvise

    Needlenosed pliers seem to do the trick,and I have way to many of them about the place.


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