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Things that have no reflection

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  • 02-09-2019 10:28pm
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    BDI
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    Vampires


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    Mam of 4
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    Shadows


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    Sonny noggs
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    Farts


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    BDI
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    The inside of smoke circles


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    ILoveYourVibes
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    In total darkness nothing has a reflection.


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    BDI
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    Well I suppose a light would


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    Bob Harris
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    People with no memory can't reflect.


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    BDI
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    Jesus bob Id say if Shakespeare deleted all his poetry by mistake and then wrote that he’d be happy enough.


    Not ecstatic but fairly content.


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    Bob Harris
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    Vantablack gives off practically no reflection.


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    BDI
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    I just googled vantablack to check you weren’t messing me about bob, it turns out you are the resident reflection expert and poet.


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    Bob Harris
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    An echo is a reflection of sound. A duck's quack is widely believed not to produce an echo though the myth appears to have been debunked showing the echo to be either inaudible or indistinguishable from the quack that produced it.


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    ILoveYourVibes
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    wind


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    Voltex
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    wisdom


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    ILoveYourVibes
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    Voltex wrote: »
    wisdom
    I would have thought it has a lot.


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    bodhrandude
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    Weed, the smoking herbal kind.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



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    Hatwearer
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    My dark, lonesome heart


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    An invisible squirrel


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    Rodney Bathgate
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    Sonny noggs wrote: »
    Farts

    Lumpy ones will have a shadow. Gaseous ones won’t.


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    Farts.

    My brother just awakened to use to flush-potty
    There's a thin blue wall between my bed and the pisssing room.
    Right next to the wall my ear was
    He splashed for a good three minutes and let out the most obnoxious fart

    We'll be having words later


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