Sitting down to pee.

Lost implants · 18-02-2019 8:41pm #1

I've found myself in an unusual situation this evening, I'm staying in a 'boutique' b and b where the toilet seat is glued to the bowl. Should I rip it off and risk offending the owners or suck it up and sit down for number 1s?

What does AH say?

EPAndlee · 18-02-2019 8:42pm

Piss in the sink

RFOLEY1990 · 18-02-2019 8:42pm

Sit down and treat yourself

alchemist33 · 18-02-2019 8:43pm

Shoot from distance

punisher5112 · 18-02-2019 8:43pm

Sit down wee means no pee on the floor, toilet areas it shouldn't be, the ceiling etc etc...

Bio Mech · 18-02-2019 8:44pm

I’d say the best thing to do would be to hold it in while you pop onto an Internet forum to ask.

PirateShampoo · 18-02-2019 8:44pm

Can't beat a good sit down wee when you wake up hanging on a Sunday morning.

Feisar · 18-02-2019 8:45pm

I think we shouldn't assume the OP's gender.

punisher5112 · 18-02-2019 8:47pm

Feisar wrote: »

I think we shouldn't assume the OP's gender.

Nobody did......

pa990 · 18-02-2019 8:48pm

Piss in the shower.. as normal

Feisar · 18-02-2019 8:48pm

punisher5112 wrote: »

Nobody did......

Ah come on, shoot from a distance? Implies male, I was joking!

punisher5112 · 18-02-2019 8:49pm

Feisar wrote: »

Ah come on, shoot from a distance? Implies male, I was joking!

No way..... Gurls can do mad stuff too.

tuxy · 18-02-2019 8:50pm

Are you in Germany?

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Larbre34 · 18-02-2019 8:51pm

When my household is being collectively mental, i quite often sit down for a pee and take my sweet time returning to the fray.

I don't think it's going to compromise you as a person OP.

punisher5112 · 18-02-2019 8:53pm

Nothing worse then having a stand up pee and then needing to do a s###

super_furry · 18-02-2019 8:53pm

I do it sometimes at night when I'm still half-asleep and turning on the light will wake me up a little bit more than I already am. It's either that or risk pissing all over the place.

Feisar · 18-02-2019 8:55pm

punisher5112 wrote: »

No way..... Gurls can do mad stuff too.

True that!

veryangryman · 18-02-2019 9:20pm

Galwayguy35 · 18-02-2019 9:36pm

punisher5112 wrote: »

Nothing worse then having a stand up pee and then needing to do a s###

I think having a piss horn first thing when I wake up is worse, bursting to go but having to wait until the boner is gone.

decky1 · 18-02-2019 9:39pm

An old guy i worked with years ago told me sitting is the best as you get more out, i think he was right.

Ariadne · 18-02-2019 9:42pm

If I were a man I think I'd still pee sitting down, nice little break for myself.

the_pen_turner · 18-02-2019 9:51pm

wheres the fun in sitting down. you lose out on the little games like
see how many 'laps' of the bowl you can do
break up the toilet roll in the bottom
wash the skid mark
or
beat the flush

Mrmoe · 18-02-2019 9:55pm

You can't beat a good sit.

OldMrBrennan83 · 18-02-2019 9:58pm

If the seat won't lift then they deserve you pissing all over it.

18-02-2019 10:00pm

Why do you need to lift the seat? I never lift the seat, the need to lift it is one of those things I never understood people doing that and people who close the lid another thing I never get and forces people to have to handle the lid.