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  • #92
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    RobertKK wrote:
    In the this song by Anne-Marie, it sounds like she is singing 'shower the horse' rather than 'ciao, adios', so many got the lyrics wrong that she put a horse in the video.

    Shot up in the arse, dun dun


  • #93
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    Leanne rimes - can't fight the moonlight

    "you can try to resist, try to high five my kids"


  • #94
    cumulonimbus
    Registered Users Posts: 344 ✭✭cumulonimbus


    Tina Turner: I can't stand the rain / Against my window / Bringing back sweet memories...
    I always heard it as: I cant stand Lorraine...


  • #95
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    I used to hear "suicide blonde" as "soup inside bond"

    Also in the Song two tribes I misheard the line

    "I model shirts by Van Heusen"

    as

    "a modern church by the new sun"


  • #96
    dancrowley
    Registered Users Posts: 266 ✭✭dancrowley


    Tom Jones - "Sex Bomb"

    "...spy on me baby, you satellite,

    Infrared semen moves through the night..."

    :eek:


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  • #97
    The Rape of Lucretia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,440 ✭✭✭The Rape of Lucretia


    The average Irish 7 year old not have a great knowledge of American 50s cars, heard the following :

    "And she'll have fun fun fun
    Til her daddy takes her tee shirt away."

    Even then, I knew there was something not quite right about it.


  • #98
    Teddington Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users Posts: 315 ✭✭Teddington Cuddlesworth


    "...Fat people eating cake in the sea..."

    Instead of what should be

    "...hot people holding cake by the sea..."


  • #99
    garyskeepers
    Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭garyskeepers


    I always laugh when i think of

    Jimmy Hendrix - Excuse me, while i kiss this guy
    >
    :P


  • #100
    Beyondgone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Beyondgone


    Stojkovic wrote: »
    "Tommy used to work on the Dart"

    Bon Jovi.

    For years, I thought they sang "Gina was a dyin of AIDs" :o
    Turns out it's "works the Diner all day".

    I'm not even gonna type what I thought they were singing for the "Tommy got his six string in hock" bit.


  • #101
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    Beyondgone wrote: »
    For years, I thought they sang "Gina was a dyin of AIDs" :o
    Turns out it's "works the Diner all day".

    I'm not even gonna type what I thought they were singing for the "Tommy got his six string in hock" bit.

    gina wants to die of old age


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  • #102
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 5,934 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Our D-y-v-r-o-c-e becomes final today.


  • #103
    Subacio
    Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Subacio


    Oasis - Champagne Supernova

    "Someday you will find me carpeting a landslide...."


  • #104
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    chris de burgh - high on emotion

    Well here we go again
    Living in a world that others cannot share

    i hear it as...

    Well here we go again
    Living in a world that others cannot sh!t

    Listen


  • #105
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Doctor Jones

    Doctor Jones

    Calling Daithi Jones


  • #106
    Hannibal_Smith
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,918 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hannibal_Smith


    Song lyrics: Sunday bloody Sunday

    What my son heard : Someday there'll be Sunday


  • #107
    markc1184
    Registered Users Posts: 3,075 ✭✭✭markc1184


    Senza Un Donna - Zuccerro and Paul Young.

    For a good while I thought they were singing Scent of Madonna.


  • #108
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,055 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Green lights on my shirt, Jules Rimet still gleaming.


  • #109
    DopeTech
    Registered Users Posts: 6,754 ✭✭✭DopeTech


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBXQu8ORnBQ


    Dangerous Lee!


  • #110
    kingtiger
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭kingtiger


    really annoying tune, but mine has to be

    "The bingo bus is coming"

    Vengaboys - We like to Party!


  • #111
    py2006
    Registered Users Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭py2006


    If you haven't, watch this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukn2YT5jeM


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  • #112
    skylight1987
    Registered Users Posts: 350 ✭✭skylight1987


    COCOA heart
    hard done by you
    some things looking better baby
    just passing through
    and its no sacrifice......... always wondered what a cocoa heart was :)


  • #113
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users Posts: 73,381 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Don't be afraid to catch fish.


    Feels-Calvin Harris.


  • #114
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    After Hours I really need you
    Don't know how I'd live without you

    Okay, may be made up, but I did think Tears for Fears sang "some have to eat some masturbate" on Sowing the Seeds of Love.


  • #115
    yaboya1
    Registered Users Posts: 4,610 ✭✭✭yaboya1


    Oasis:

    Some might say, the sun shines from East London.....


  • #116
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Was the son of a richer man


  • #117
    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,339 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    I always thought Garth Brooks was bragging about, in that song, how he's got friends in loads of places.


  • #118
    lmimmfn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭lmimmfn


    "And if I had a rainbow, i'd put the end of it in arseholes" - The Coronas


  • #119
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,224 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Don't be afraid to catch fish.


    Feels-Calvin Harris.

    I thought that lyric was a Fish too :D


    Fish sounds better


  • #120
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    lmimmfn wrote: »
    "And if I had a rainbow, i'd put the end of it in arseholes" - The Coronas

    I heard that as "i'd put the end of it in our toast "
    I like your one more !


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  • #121
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    ''she got bette davis eyes''

    i heard as ''she got better days in sight''


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