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misheard lyrics

12-03-2017 11:07pm

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Robsweezie

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''this is what it sounds like when drugs cry''

''new york, concrete jungle wet dream tomato''

''i follow the moskva, down to donkey porn''

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#2 12-03-2017 11:09pm

me_irl

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"Too shy shy, hush hush search works aye"

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=96427009

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=84438075

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#3 12-03-2017 11:11pm

Barry Badrinath

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"Aaaand afteeerrrr aaaaalllll youre my wooooondeerrrwaaaaallll".

I though it said...

"Im a whingey little bollox who still fights with his brother in his 40's, PS, I banged Patsy Kensit".

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#4 12-03-2017 11:13pm

B.A._Baracus

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For years I thought the famous Toto song went "i GUESS it rains down in Africa"

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#5 12-03-2017 11:18pm

Sofia Swift Temper
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"Excuse me while I kiss this guy" - Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze

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#6 12-03-2017 11:19pm

drunkmonkey

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What she going to look like with a chimney on her.

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#7 12-03-2017 11:21pm

colm_mcm

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The shallower it grows

The shower rooms

https://g.co/kgs/b6d5zo

(Fade out lines by The Avener)

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#8 12-03-2017 11:24pm

mackeire

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What have I become, my Swedish friend.
Johnny Cash.

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#9 12-03-2017 11:26pm

mackeire

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drunkmonkey wrote: »

What she going to look like with a chimney on her.

Yeah, it's actually 'what she GONNA look like with a chimney on her'.

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#10 12-03-2017 11:28pm

me_irl

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drunkmonkey wrote: »

What she going to look like with a chimney on her.

But that is the lyric. Chimney = slang for black eye.

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#11 12-03-2017 11:28pm

Ryder Embarrassed Condolence
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All these

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056940191

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#12 12-03-2017 11:29pm

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I only found out this year that the backing vocal in Games Without Frontiers by Peter Gabriel is NOT "She's so popular..."

CPL 593H

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#13 12-03-2017 11:30pm

MeTheMan

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The house was very small. There was bull**** on the wall.

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#14 12-03-2017 11:36pm

colm_mcm

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I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my corvette it's sittin' outside

for my corvette, heard as 'Mike Corbett'

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#15 12-03-2017 11:40pm

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Irelands industry, that is what we are.

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#16 12-03-2017 11:48pm

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"Daddy I've fallen for a doctor, he's got a black car"

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#17 12-03-2017 11:51pm

...And Justice

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He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick

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#18 12-03-2017 11:54pm

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"You're gonna have to face it, you're a d**k wearing gloves"

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#19 12-03-2017 11:57pm

RayM

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Madonna's Ray of Light:

Anna Friel like I just got home
Anna Friel
Anna Friel like I just got home
Anna Friel

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#20 12-03-2017 11:59pm

snowflaker

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oh, this thread is original.

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#21 13-03-2017 12:09am

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"Some people call me Maurice <guitar swit swoo>
'cos I speak of the prostitutes of love"

Steve Miller Band - The Joker

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#22 13-03-2017 12:10am

Neames

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Bald headed woman, bald headed woman for me...

More than a woman. More than a woman

Bee Gees I think....

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#23 13-03-2017 12:10am

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Had my first real sex-dream (played it 'til my giners bled...)

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#24 13-03-2017 12:12am

Neames

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snowflaker wrote: »

oh, this thread is original.

Yeah, what's the real lyrics to that one?

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#25 13-03-2017 12:12am

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Take me and break me and close all your windows and doors.
Touch me up f*** me up make me an island I'm yours.

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#26 13-03-2017 12:15am

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I must have been a hearing impaired kid in the 80s as i thought Bryan Adams sang "I had my first real sex dream" in Summer of 69, that Musical Youth sang "patch eat Doney on the left hand side"for Pass the Dutchie and that Culture Club sang "comma comma comma comma comma comedian" for Karma Chameleon!! No internet back then for lyric searches!!

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#27 13-03-2017 12:32am

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Two fromThe Pogues.

Where we once watched the robots (Rowboats) landing on the broad majestic Shannon.

From rooms that daylight never sees, and lights don't grow (glow) on Christmas trees.

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#28 13-03-2017 12:46am

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Every last word of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs8y3kneqrs

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#29 13-03-2017 1:27am

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...And Justice wrote: »

He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick

I still don't know what she is actually say in that song.

And in the blu song. Friend of mine is convinced he is saying I'm blue and I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy.

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#30 13-03-2017 1:38am

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Florence and the machine.

I'm living for sexy broadband.

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#31 13-03-2017 10:39am

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Simple Minds - "Promised You America"

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