Where Do Stinky People Get Off

imme · 09-02-2019 4:57pm #1

Quite literally.

If you are unlucky enough to end up sharing a lift or any form of public transport with proper Stinkers you'll be left with this questions among others.

When you see the person beside you put a scarf or hand up to their nose and mouth then the stink makes its way to you,

You'll be asking yourself how much more time do I have to be in the presence of this almighty stink.

Is it forgiveable for a person to be amongst the public it they S T I N K

[Deleted User] · 09-02-2019 5:14pm

Mullingar.

super_furry · 09-02-2019 5:16pm

My dog has no nose.

branie2 · 09-02-2019 5:27pm

Up the yard

Bigbagofcans · 09-02-2019 5:29pm

Stinkytown

[Deleted User] · 09-02-2019 5:44pm

Smellavision

rgodard80a · 09-02-2019 5:45pm

Unfortunately, until you are successful enough to rise above public transport then you are among your peers in the bus/train/luas.

Zorya · 09-02-2019 5:52pm

Thye get off ....
...their tractors outside the local shop and then they walk right in with copious pig shyte right to the top of their wellies and on their forearms and trousers that would stand up by themselves, and they stand close by you and ask you how are you going along, and you have to answer to be polite and hide the feeling of what the fcukness that makes you want to scream loudly and run away.

Sardonicat · 09-02-2019 5:54pm

They get off at the stop after yours.

Your Face · 09-02-2019 5:58pm

I don't mind if someone smells of sweat after a days work etc.
It's the unwashed that annoys me. It's common courtesy not to stink up a place with bad hygiene.

Renegade Mechanic · 09-02-2019 6:03pm

Nothing worse than smelly gits. At a place I worked years ago I asked someone if there was a medical reason he smelled the way he did.
The incoming tools suggested that the lazy, durty, smelly bastard did not in fact have a medical reason for smelling the way he did.

I'd fart whenever the opportunity arose just to relieve it for a few glorious moments. The kind of pong you'd taste in the back of your throat. It would actually make you irrationally angry after a month.

bodhrandude · 09-02-2019 6:08pm

God you lot would be a whole bunch of fun at weekend camping festivals.

Dakotabigone · 09-02-2019 6:11pm

A bottle of jeyes fluid should be thrown over them and blasted with water.

Renegade Mechanic · 09-02-2019 6:14pm

bodhrandude wrote: »

God you lot would be a whole bunch of fun at weekend camping festivals.

Well yeah but at a camping festival there's drink and drugs and even sex to distract you from "Big Dave's" three-months-unwashed taint and it's only for a weekend.

Otherwise, when the only distraction offered to you are the heart palpitations following an "incident" involving a spark plug lead, or bloody knuckles, it becomes somewhat less tolerable

Where Do Stinky People Get Off

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