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#92 27-11-2007 7:03am

condra

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"The magic word?!.. Gimme the f**king thing, NOW"

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#93 27-11-2007 7:05am

condra

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Cashews are absolutely nuts.

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#94 09-05-2009 8:52am

Jesus Wept

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No, YOU'RE A POO!

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#95 09-05-2009 7:03pm

keefg

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........covered in p1ss

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#96 09-05-2009 11:40pm

Capt'n Midnight

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you should have seen the look on the monkeys face

they were still arguing when the train hit them

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#97 10-05-2009 4:57pm

andy1249

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No lads ...... The bag ......I wanna kiss er !!

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#98 10-05-2009 6:02pm

RoundTower

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"35? Aren't you a bit too old to believe in Santa Claus?"

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#99 11-05-2009 12:04am

WillyWonka

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Remember those girls in bikinis? They must be what?...in their 20's now? (Father Ted)

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#100 12-05-2009 4:16am

hussey

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A Stick

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#101 12-05-2009 12:55pm

kellybelly

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So then she said "do you love me?",I said "no,but its a lovely ski-mask!".

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#102 12-05-2009 3:52pm

Dlite

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atilladehun wrote: »

Hans that does dishes is as soft as Jervais with mild green hairy lip squid

A favorite!!

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#103 13-05-2009 12:54am

Bluefox21

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to get to the other side

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#104 13-05-2009 2:43am

ferrigan101

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Do you know how to drive this thing?

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#105 17-05-2009 1:46am

matchthis

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you belong in a tree, you're a nut!

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#106 17-05-2009 1:56am

Capt'n Midnight

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I can clearly see you're nuts.

And the polar bear said "no it's wallpaper paste."

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#107 17-05-2009 2:40am

pebbles21

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"Ahh ye should have been here yesterday we had finch chimp and mushy bees!!":D

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#108 17-05-2009 9:41pm

blog_blog_blog

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Hairy Japanese basta@ds

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#109 17-05-2009 11:13pm

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If I die , Blow up the hospital.

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#110 18-05-2009 8:31pm

Jagera

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"Well fluck you too Paddy!"

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#111 18-05-2009 8:47pm

blog_blog_blog

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"I'm telling you sh#t is about to get drastic soon,
I'm quick to blast a goon, and break a motherf#cker like a plastic spoon?

....Hip hop punchline....Like a plastic spoon:D:D

LLOYD BANKS- I DON'T REALLY EXCERCISE BUT I PUSH UP ON A B**CH

Is hip hop the new comedy that i,m missing out on?

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#112 20-05-2009 5:30am

Mahatma coat

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wheres Fvck Hall and how many rooms does it have
:D

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#113 21-05-2009 9:38pm

EKRIUQ

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The only reason why I'd kick you out of bed is to **** you on the floor

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#114 24-05-2009 10:09pm

RadioCity

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"Supplies!!"

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#115 25-05-2009 1:43am

fizzynicenice

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The-Rigger wrote: »

Post the punchline to your favourite joke.

'Do I know it? I fúcking wrote it!'

lol, I read that joke on a certain porno site (that shall remain nameless) the other day

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#116 28-07-2009 3:00am

Jesus Wept

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And a final front-ear!

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#117 28-07-2009 2:17pm

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Pennies has announced that boys pants are half off

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#118 28-07-2009 4:11pm

Penn

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An engine-ear

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#119 30-07-2009 11:51am

Linoge

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And then the Frenchman said "Deodorant?? Whats that?!"

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#120 30-07-2009 4:38pm

RoundTower

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I wouldn't mind so much, but Paddy always made his own sandwiches.

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#121 02-08-2009 1:05pm

smegmar

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"and he whistled for a baboon"

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