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#62 17-09-2007 1:55am

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dilated??she's over the moon

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#63 17-09-2007 2:01am

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"WHAHIDHNXUENSHUCNB!"

Boy, I love that punchline...

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#64 20-09-2007 10:57pm

Fey!

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NO, it's fookin' ham!

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#65 26-09-2007 9:57am

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"NumbNumbNumbNumbNumb......"

and

"Waaaaaayyyyyy"

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#66 26-09-2007 9:04pm

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" " !

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#67 16-10-2007 2:06pm

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Picture this. I'm hiding naked in a fridge...

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#68 20-10-2007 9:38pm

Capt'n Midnight

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Have you got change of a zork ?

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#69 23-10-2007 12:26pm

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"Yer man next door is painting his house with a toothbrush and its going to take the contagious"

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#70 25-10-2007 4:21am

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I am F****ng this custard, And I Have come in this pear

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#71 25-10-2007 6:51pm

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If i want your opinion i'd've beaten it out of you!

If i want your opinion i'd rattle your cage!

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#72 27-10-2007 9:34am

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Fo Drizzle!

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#73 27-10-2007 9:36am

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Have you ever seen the trail snails make?

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#74 27-10-2007 9:37am

Lawdie

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Who cares!

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#75 29-10-2007 12:25am

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Is there anything else you'd like to know Torn Rubber?

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#76 29-10-2007 2:09am

longshanks

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cos of his little legs

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#77 29-10-2007 3:03am

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You dont understand, Chunks is my dog's name...

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#78 30-10-2007 12:07am

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Im a prawn again, Christian.

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#79 30-10-2007 10:48am

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"Well it sure tastes like a prawn"
or
"so the penguin turns to the polar bear and says, sure i've never played the Bodran and if I had I'd be £500 richer"

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#80 31-10-2007 2:56am

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Why hasnt anyone uttered the magic words yet?

.....
... "Your Mother"

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#81 31-10-2007 11:57pm

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Only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars

Dogs a liar, e aint done any a that ****

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#82 01-11-2007 12:07am

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Yes, but if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase !!

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#83 15-11-2007 2:53am

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Archimedes wrote: »

You dont understand, Chunks is my dog's name...

johnny_ultimate wrote: »

"WHAHIDHNXUENSHUCNB!"

Boy, I love that punchline...

?

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#84 15-11-2007 9:55am

Homer

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Rectum?? Nearly bloody killed him miss!!

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#85 18-11-2007 11:35am

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Mahatma coat wrote: »

rectum, nearly fckun killed him

*cough*

Neighbor

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#86 20-11-2007 4:16pm

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Are you not Nissan Main Dealer??

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#87 20-11-2007 10:17pm

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industria wrote: »

Rectum?? Nearly bloody killed him miss!!

ha, classic

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#88 21-11-2007 12:25am

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Your Ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#89 24-11-2007 1:02am

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I dunno yet, but his chauffer is the Pope!

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#90 25-11-2007 12:15am

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...and Satan goes "OK, Monica, you're free to go".

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#91 25-11-2007 1:42am

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"You probably don't remember us"

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