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The 'trampoline wars' FG Off Topic Thread

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    #1502
    fixXxer
    Registered Users Posts: 6,283 ✭✭✭fixXxer


    All this talk of cruises has reminded me that my wife is going on a four day cruise with a friend next month and leaving the kids in my charge. I feel exhausted already.


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    #1503
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    fixxxer wrote: »
    All this talk of cruises has reminded me that my wife is going on a four day cruise with a friend next month and leaving the kids in my charge. I feel exhausted already.

    'Who wants beans on toast for dinner again!'


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    #1504
    Banjo
    Registered Users Posts: 10,485 ✭✭✭✭Banjo


    You take them out of the can?
    now *that* is quality Dadding.
    You're ruining it for the rest of us though.


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    #1505
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Banjo wrote: »
    You take them out of the can?
    now *that* is quality Dadding.
    You're ruining it for the rest of us though.

    I tried wrapping the bread around the can. They ate it fine, but the dentists bills the next day......


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    #1506
    fixXxer
    Registered Users Posts: 6,283 ✭✭✭fixXxer


    I'm already stocking up on chicken nuggets and oven chips. I'm gonna ground up ground up multivitamin tablets and put it in their coke to keep the scurvy at bay.


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    #1507
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    fixxxer wrote:
    I'm already stocking up on chicken nuggets and oven chips. I'm gonna ground up ground up multivitamin tablets and put it in their coke to keep the scurvy at bay.


    Are potato waffles better than oven chips? I feel like they are the lesser of two evils


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    #1508
    fixXxer
    Registered Users Posts: 6,283 ✭✭✭fixXxer


    Did I say oven chips? I meant chipper chips. Save on the electricity.


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    #1509
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    fixxxer wrote:
    Did I say oven chips? I meant chipper chips. Save on the electricity.


    If you feed them from a trough you will save on washing up liquid


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    #1510
    fixXxer
    Registered Users Posts: 6,283 ✭✭✭fixXxer


    :pac: I was planning on letting the dog lick the plates clean


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    #1511
    Jack Moore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Jack Moore


    My boxer dog has the same name as Me. He’s a rescue so they come pre named but not a temp name it was his name for 4 years so I changed my name. Well that and my old name seemed to annoy people.


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    #1512
    Necro
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,012 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Yay, Westlife reunion next year. No Slane for me, I'm off to Croker for the hard-core stuff :P


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    #1513
    Jack Moore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Jack Moore


    Necrominus wrote: »
    Yay, Westlife reunion next year. No Slane for me, I'm off to Croker for the hard-core stuff :P

    Cliff died 32 years ago today


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    #1514
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Happy Friday everyone!


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    #1515
    fixXxer
    Registered Users Posts: 6,283 ✭✭✭fixXxer


    Oh how I wish it was :)


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    #1516
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Why....it is Friday isnt it? Oh god dont let it be a secret monday.....


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    #1517
    Banjo
    Registered Users Posts: 10,485 ✭✭✭✭Banjo


    Friday is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all commuters, but there's many a slip 'twixt the carpark and the m50 slip...


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    #1518
    fixXxer
    Registered Users Posts: 6,283 ✭✭✭fixXxer


    Oh its Friday all right. Everyone is happy except my sideways boss. She's still got that Monday vibe going.


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    #1519
    sullivlo
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭sullivlo


    I have no school tomorrow.


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    #1520
    sKeith
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    sullivlo wrote: »
    I have no school tomorrow.
    Snap. Neither do I. :D


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    #1521
    sullivlo
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭sullivlo


    Yeah but I don’t have to get up. I can sleep in. I can have fresh brewed coffee from a mug and porridge with a spoon rather than plastics at traffic lights. Might even get out for a cycle!


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    #1522
    Banjo
    Registered Users Posts: 10,485 ✭✭✭✭Banjo


    Be careful, it's fine when you're moving on the open road but if you have to stop suddenly you're going to drop your bowl, cup or both!


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    #1523
    sullivlo
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭sullivlo


    Cycled to school today but got stung by something on the way home on my neck and it’s really sore.


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    #1524
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Ouch :(


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    #1525
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Was it the CAB?


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    #1526
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    I'm so tired that I fell asleep on the couch after work, and now I have to go ref 3 matches and all I want to do is sleep.

    Red cards for all.


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    #1527
    sullivlo
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭sullivlo


    Pter wrote: »
    Was it the CAB?

    I don’t understand :(


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    #1528
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Criminal Asset's Bureau was my guess. "Stung" by them????


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    #1529
    MrsFlushdraw
    Registered Users Posts: 2,880 ✭✭✭MrsFlushdraw


    After the whole losing my job debacle, I have a second interview with a company that I saw on Friday. My tummy is in knots! it is the perfect job for me, but today I need to show the CEO and the CFO that is the case.

    Need to get the glad rags on and go knock em dead!

    I am so out of practice with interviews! I am still feeling a bit ropey from the weekend drinks.
    Wish me luck :)


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    #1530
    sKeith
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    MrsFlushdraw wrote: »
    After the whole losing my job debacle, I have a second interview with a company that I saw on Friday. My tummy is in knots! it is the perfect job for me, but today I need to show the CEO and the CFO that is the case.

    Need to get the glad rags on and go knock em dead!

    I am so out of practice with interviews! I am still feeling a bit ropey from the weekend drinks.
    Wish me luck :)


    Good luck!


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    #1531
    kitten_k
    Registered Users Posts: 6,046 ✭✭✭kitten_k


    Best of luck Flushy


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