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The most racist thing you’ve done,

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    #122
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,207 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    I always bet on Red

    Communist.

    Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!



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    #123
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,076 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Dah comrade


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    #124
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Humphrey BoaGart wrote: »
    Voted for Peter Casey ;)

    Jumps through window.

    With a box of milk tray? Otherwise your looking at aggravated burglary pal.


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    #125
    racso1975
    Registered Users Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    With a box of milk tray? Otherwise your looking at aggravated burglary pal.

    Even at that you have to check if you have consent to bring chocolates into her room


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    #126
    Bandana boy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭Bandana boy


    I was out boozing with some mates in the late 90s
    We were sitting at a long table in a beer garden and I went to hit the smokes machine to grab a pack before heading on to a club .

    I came back to the table and said
    Aight my niggas and my niggarettes
    Let's do it like this
    I'm a rub your ass in the moonshine
    Let's take it back to seventy-nine

    Meaning lets get going

    I didn't realize that a Black lad and his Black girlfriend saw the lads getting ready to leave and had sat down to take the table after us .

    They looked so shocked , I just mumbled sorry and got the flock out of there .


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    #127
    Ruraldweller56
    Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Ruraldweller56


    I typed "HP lovecraft cat name" into Google


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    #128
    Ruraldweller56
    Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Ruraldweller56


    Ruraldweller56 wrote: »
    I typed "HP lovecraft cat name" into Google

    Yo what's popping my "HP lovecraft cat name"?


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    #129
    Dakotabigone
    Site Banned Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Dakotabigone


    I offered a previous workmate some bourbon buiscuits at a break time while I ate the rest of the custard creams.


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    #130
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,259 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Pauliedragon wrote: »
    Apparantly when I was about 3 years old I was walking with my mother when a black guy came towards us. I pointed at him and asked good ol' mummy "what's that?"


    Similar thing and age.

    I was on a beach (Ironically) BlackRock.

    The only time I had ever seen a Black person was in those "Johnny Weissmuller" Tarzan movies on TV.


    Anyway I was walking along the waters edge, when I spotted a Black kid,about my age.

    He had a stick in his hand and sticking it in and out of the water.

    I quickly ran back to my parents and yelled at the top of my voice,



    " Mam, Dad........there's a Sabage in the water and he has a spear"
    ( I couldn't pronounce savage for some reason)

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #131
    dark crystal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    I dressed up as Oprah Winfrey for a fancy dress party.


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    #132
    fyfe79
    Registered Users Posts: 4,140 ✭✭✭fyfe79


    whisky_galore wrote: »
    An old boss of mine used the phrase 'n*gger in the woodpile' quite often in front of everyone.

    Apparently it's an old quote which a lot of people used back in the day.

    Still doesn't explain Geoff Hurst delivering it as recently as 1990!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMBDL2qjQ1Y


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    #133
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    Not me but my little cousin about twenty years ago. We were leaving my aunt's house and he would have been about five when a mixed race couple came walking up the road, my cousin immediately gets excited:

    "Look Mummy, look, a black man!"

    "Mummy, Mummy, he has a black face!"

    "Hello black man" - starts waving to him

    I was teenager at the time and I was in stitches. My poor Aunt was mortified, began apologising and asked my cousin to say hello to the white lady as well but he had no interest

    To be fair both them were laughing at the whole thing so no harm done


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    #134
    turdball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭turdball


    Back about 12 years ago I was walking through a 24 hours Dunnes Stores looking for a sandwich at 5 in the morning. I was fairly merry but no where near drunk. Now I'm 5,7 and didn't even weigh 10 Stone at the time.

    A security guy I'm pretty sure was from Poland just came up to me and put my arm behind my back and pushed up. Never forget the pain of it. Arm was nearly broke. He told me I was too drunk to be in the store. Didn't give me a chance to leave and pushing up on my arm walking me out of the store.

    Of course then I snapped and told him to "F back to your own country you c***, you shouldn't even be working in Ireland, Let go of my f***in arm". He sat me down on a chair and called the Guards. Guards came anyway and asked your man what happened. He said I told him to **** back to his own Country and shouldn't even be here and he was too drunk to be in the store.

    I said I think I need to go Hospital as my Arm is actually in bits and is it possible to review the CCTV footage or how do I request in getting it as I've been assaulted. I want to make a formal complaint and only abused him as he nearly broke my arm and the CCTV will confirm this. He never gave me a chance to leave, just grabbed my arm behind my back and pushed up. I never forget the Security Guards face just dropping.

    The Gaurds then asked the security Guard do you want to make a complaint and He said No and I left with the Guards. The Guards could see I was no way a hazard and brought me outside and said to me your probably better off just leaving it, Is your arm allright etc.
    They then gave me a lift 12KM to my home place. Was nice to get a lift home at the end of it.


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    #135
    jaxxx
    Registered Users Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    Pauliedragon wrote: »
    Apparantly when I was about 3 years old I was walking with my mother when a black guy came towards us. I pointed at him and asked good ol' mummy "what's that?"


    Well, that's my one way ticket to hell booked for laughing at that.


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    #136
    turdball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭turdball


    Also one other one is when I was in college there was two black people at the door where I was smoking. One of them said to the other one "I would love some KFC right now". I acutally burst out laughing. They noticed this and I just left.


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    #137
    wakka12
    Registered Users Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    turdball wrote: »
    Back about 12 years ago I was walking through a 24 hours Dunnes Stores looking for a sandwich at 5 in the morning. I was fairly merry but no where near drunk. Now I'm 5,7 and didn't even weigh 10 Stone at the time.

    A security guy I'm pretty sure was from Poland just came up to me and put my arm behind my back and pushed up. Never forget the pain of it. Arm was nearly broke. He told me I was too drunk to be in the store. Didn't give me a chance to leave and pushing up on my arm walking me out of the store.

    Of course then I snapped and told him to "F back to your own country you c***, you shouldn't even be working in Ireland, Let go of my f***in arm". He sat me down on a chair and called the Guards. Guards came anyway and asked your man what happened. He said I told him to **** back to his own Country and shouldn't even be here and he was too drunk to be in the store.

    I said I think I need to go Hospital as my Arm is actually in bits and is it possible to review the CCTV footage or how do I request in getting it as I've been assaulted. I want to make a formal complaint and only abused him as he nearly broke my arm and the CCTV will confirm this. He never gave me a chance to leave, just grabbed my arm behind my back and pushed up. I never forget the Security Guards face just dropping.

    The Gaurds then asked the security Guard do you want to make a complaint and He said No and I left with the Guards. The Guards could see I was no way a hazard and brought me outside and said to me your probably better off just leaving it, Is your arm allright etc.
    They then gave me a lift 12KM to my home place. Was nice to get a lift home at the end of it.
    Wow what a prick, why didnt you make a complaint? he cant go around assaulting people under the guise of a security job


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    #138
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,003 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    jaxxx wrote: »
    Well, that's my one way ticket to hell booked for laughing at that.

    When my little guy started play school he was trying to explain to me who was in the class.
    He could not remember one boy's name but by his description that he was the boy with the 'dirty face', I knew it was the only mixed race child in the class!

    To thine own self be true



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    #139
    turdball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭turdball


    wakka12 wrote: »
    Wow what a prick, why didnt you make a complaint? he cant go around assaulting people under the guise of a security job

    Looking back at it now yea I should have going straight to a Solicitor/Gaurds the following day and getting the CCTV footage and bringing him to court. Only reason I didn't is because of what I said to him which I regretted immediately afterwards and that it could backfire on me and the hassle of the whole thing. My arm was in bits for three weeks or more after it.

    If this happened to me now I would 100% do him.


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    #140
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Cody montana wrote: »
    I once threw some curry chips in the air and it landed on a black man.

    And you?

    Some of the chips land on the black man’s shoulder??


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    #141
    [Deleted User]
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    Cody montana wrote: »
    The most racist thing you’ve done

    Laughed at this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diZLQ2ENIE0


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    #142
    GinAndBitter
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 746 ✭✭✭GinAndBitter


    Watched this video and got a little emotional

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6HnM7q91DM


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    #143
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    GinAndBitter wrote: »
    Watched this video and got a little emotional

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6HnM7q91DM

    God a good laugh out of him stroking the Ford at 0:24, alright.... :D


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    #144
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Maybe not racist but I was once wheeled into a convent as a baby back in the day. Every time one of the black-clad nuns with large white wimples came near me - I started screaming blue murder. I got in such a state at the sight of these scary apparitions- they had to take me straight home. :pac:


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    #145
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    GinAndBitter wrote: »
    Watched this video and got a little emotional

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6HnM7q91DM

    What's the story behind this. Is it from a film?


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    #146
    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    Questioning your taxi fare will almost certainly lead to accusations of racism.


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    #147
    GinAndBitter
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 746 ✭✭✭GinAndBitter


    gozunda wrote: »
    What's the story behind this. Is it from a film?

    Yeah I think so, it must be. I can't imagine a fella dressed up as Hitler getting such a positive reaction in real life.


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    #148
    The Enbalmer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭The Enbalmer


    Atoms for Peace wrote: »
    Questioning your taxi fare will almost certainly lead to accusations of racism.

    I know several people who won't get into taxis with black or asian drivers.


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    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    GinAndBitter wrote: »
    Yeah I think so, it must be. I can't imagine a fella dressed up as Hitler getting such a positive reaction in real life.

    OK found this. Sounds interesting.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2015/oct/06/he-is-back-trailer-films-asks-what-happens-if-hitler-appears-in-2015-video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzHm3yB-phw


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    #150
    GinAndBitter
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 746 ✭✭✭GinAndBitter


    gozunda wrote: »
    OK found this. Sounds interesting.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2015/oct/06/he-is-back-trailer-films-asks-what-happens-if-hitler-appears-in-2015-video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzHm3yB-phw

    Nice to see people can still have a laugh about it, I thought things like that would be off limits in Germany.


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    #151
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Cody montana wrote: »
    I once threw some curry chips in the air and it landed on a black man.

    And you?

    How is that racist?

    Even if you threw it in his face it still isn't racist on its own.

    Provocative maybe, but not racist on its own. If you had dropped some "language" or it had motivated by an express dislike of non nationals, then it could be described as racist.

    If these chips had landed on somebody of the same race it wouldnt have been construed as racist. Same act. Same outcome.


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