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Best and worst bodily noises

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  • 10-11-2004 11:00am
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    gaui3d0pnbz86o
    Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭


    ok, what are the best and worst bodily noises

    Best: farting- its funny(somethimes) and nessessary
    Worst: fanny fart....-needs no explanation

    all posts must end in a FUNNY slang word for a body part!

    Wang!


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    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    i was thinking along the same lines as the fanny fart as well ever wonder that in school a fart is probably the funniest thing you'll ever do in class


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    therecklessone
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    Best: a talking belch (you know what I mean)...try saying Azerbaijan...
    Worst: Funny fart if its by yourself (though if its someone else its uber-funny), cos you know there's cleaning to be done after it...

    Baby dinners!


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    gaui3d0pnbz86o
    Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭gaui3d0pnbz86o


    any chance you can get it recorded and post it? in fact can anyone post a recording of a funny noise there body makes be it belch speaking or farting or anything?

    runs off to see if i have a Mike!

    hooters!!


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    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    speaking of farting i was thinking of how funneh it would be to take a whoopi cushion into a packed movie theatre and during a quiet scene squeeze out a couple little ones then let it rip.
    then when the movie lets out and the loo if full up let it rip from inside the stall...
    I would fall down laughing if I were in the loo and heard that ...roffle

    I am so going to buy a whoopi cushion :D


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    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    buy two they break easilly


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    Pet
    Registered Users Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    woosaysdan wrote:
    buy two they break easilly
    ..If you're fat..


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    nutkase
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭nutkase


    farting and having someone understand it as a spoken word
    anyone speak bean


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