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Father Ted

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    #122
    SpAcEd OuT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,963 ✭✭✭SpAcEd OuT


    my best moment was when the gameshow host from BBC stayed with Ted and Mrs.Doyle is trying to get him to drink the shandy

    ah no I really shouldn........those feckin bastards,sack me!? I made the BBC then he jumps out the window.


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    #123
    Banterville
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭Banterville


    Nope.
    Dougal: "So Ted has Len seen the rabbits yet????"

    Bishop Brennan: "What did he say....did he call me Len, You'll address me by my proper title ya little bollix!"


    Also

    Dougal names rabbit Sampras "becuase of that link that rabbits and tennis have!"

    Hilarious.


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    #124
    Shabadu
    Registered Users Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Nope.
    Father Ted must surely be given the first sub-forum. Eh, FP? Gwan!


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    #125
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,695 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Nope.
    Shabadu wrote:
    Father Ted must surely be given the first sub-forum. Eh, FP? Gwan!
    hopefully in time for eurosong !


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    #126
    Shabadu
    Registered Users Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Nope.
    ted09.jpg


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    #127
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Nope.
    Shabadu wrote:
    Father Ted must surely be given the first sub-forum. Eh, FP? Gwan!


    As far as I know, the three forums will be made at the same time.....Unless your talking about position on the drop down menu....?

    In which case, I dunno. :o


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    #128
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Nope.
    Wait.....Jesus Christ there's 109 yes votes to 4. I think it deserves top spot with those results tbh.


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    #129
    PlayaFlow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭PlayaFlow


    "down with that sort of thing!".........."carefull now"


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    #130
    Stompbox
    Registered Users Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭Stompbox


    Nope.
    My favourite Father Ted bit would have to be... :confused::confused::confused:


    oh yeah Dougal:AHHHHHH
    (Bishop Jordan clutches chest in pain)
    Ted:Dougal what are you doing?

    Dougal:I just remembered Aliens is on after the News.We can all have a big lads night in.

    Ted: Shut up Dougal. Anyway,Heart attack?Thats rare enough these days.

    (Bishop Facks speaks but is drowned out by Dougal)

    Dougal:I don't know why we can't watch aliens, Ted

    Ted: Dougal, Bishop Facks is speaking.

    Dougal: But they'd love it

    Ted: No they wouldn't.

    Dougal:Bishops love sci-fi

    Ted: Dougal, WE ARE NOT WATCHING ALIENS.LOL :D

    Just after realising this is my hundreth post. This is the greatest moment in world history :)


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    #131
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Nope.
    i was just watching that one 5 mins ago, the holy stone :) i have to upload a few eurosong screen grabbies i got


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    #132
    orangerooster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    Surely has to be recognised as some kind of legend or suchlike. If not only for making "End Music....for a film" by Radiohead less depressing. (I challenge anyone to listen to that song and not think of Tommy Tiernan breaking down on the bus after getting out of his depression.)

    Fr. Stack: What are we watching?
    Priest: We're looking at the sports day!
    Fr.Stack: Young fellas running around in their shorts, thats the kind of thing you like looking at, I bet you like it to but your imagining what they look like without the shorts. You're sitting there, imagining that with a big smile on your face....ya dirty fecker!

    Thats episode must surely one of the best.


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    #133
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Nope.
    Ok here we go, nearly Eurovision time again (i wonder which channel i can get it on in America?) :D


    I got it, i think i got a lyric!
    PDVD_002.jpg
    you can forget about those, you can forget about icey t and scoopy scoopy dog dog!
    PDVD_003.jpg
    JUST PLAY THE F*CKIN NOTE! :D
    PDVD_004.jpg
    Not much to say about this one...genius
    PDVD_008.jpg


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    #134
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 45,535 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Nope.
    orangerooster wrote:

    Fr. Stack: What are we watching?
    Priest: We're looking at the sports day!
    Fr.Stack: Young fellas running around in their shorts, thats the kind of thing you like looking at, I bet you like it to but your imagining what they look like without the shorts. You're sitting there, imagining that with a big smile on your face....ya dirty fecker!

    Thats episode must surely one of the best.

    Yeah that was a great one and when they go to leave:

    Fr. Stack: Ooooh! Bye girls! (Pair of w*nkers...) :D

    'It is better to walk alone in the right direction than follow the herd walking in the wrong direction.'



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    #135
    marc7018
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭marc7018


    oh, hello bishop brennon , i think you got the wrong number when you called there


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    #136
    OY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭OY


    Nope.
    Ted: Do you know what is important about July the 19th Mrs Doyle?

    Mrs. Doyle: Sure it doesn't matter what day it is. There is always time for a nice cup of tea! Sure didn't our Lord himself pause on the cross for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world?

    Ted (shocked): No he didn't Mrs.Doyle.

    Mrs. Doyle: Well whatever they had for tea in those days... cake or whatever!


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    #137
    scuba steve
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,549 ✭✭✭scuba steve


    Absoloutely love Father Ted, especially the Eurovision one, the rabbit one, cake in jumper and Henry Cecil (BBC)


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    #138
    Zip
    Closed Accounts Posts: 133 ✭✭Zip


    FR STACK: Im goin to listen to some music

    FR TED: Ok so

    FR STACK: I wasnt askin for permission

    FR TED: Well I think thats a very rude thing to say

    FR STACK: If you say that to me again Ill put ur face... through the wall


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    #139
    spudington16
    Registered Users Posts: 786 ✭✭✭spudington16


    scuba steve wrote:
    Absoloutely love Father Ted, especially the Eurovision one, the rabbit one, cake in jumper and Henry Cecil (BBC)

    Henry Cellar, actually, but still a classic episode.

    Policeman: "I have a clear shot on him, Father. Will I shoot?"
    Ted: "No, let him go; he'll find his own way home."

    Classic.


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    #140
    capistrano
    Registered Users Posts: 509 ✭✭✭capistrano


    Ted: Do you know what I mean, Dougal?
    Dougal: I do, Ted
    Ted: Do you really? [excited]
    Dougal: No, Ted


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    #141
    scuba steve
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,549 ✭✭✭scuba steve


    Classic


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    #142
    Stompbox
    Registered Users Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭Stompbox


    Nope.
    Niamh Connolly: Goodbye

    Ted: Yes Goodby...Dougal: Oh yeah Ted I sold Niamh the house

    Ted: What?

    Dougal: Actually I just gave it to her.

    Ted: What! Wait now Dougal

    Dougal: Ted you told to always give them what they want.

    Ted: Now wait a minute now. What...Dougal:Wait a second Ted. Where are we going to live.


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    #143
    shewolf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29 ✭shewolf


    after ted puts the brick on the accelerator and hops off the milk van, dougal picks up the brick
    "ted, u forgot ur brick", classic


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    #144
    Borat_Sagdiyev
    Registered Users Posts: 589 ✭✭✭Borat_Sagdiyev


    Noel Furlong singing Bohemian Rhapsody was class:

    ... we will not let you go

    Furlong: [heavy cork accent] LET ME GOOO [/heavy cork accent]

    I'm amazed that no one has so far (correct me if I'm wrong) has mentioned the great Larry Duff, he's tremendous fun.

    The one where he's spinning on a wheel and a fella is throwing knives blindfolded at him then his phone goes off.

    Or the one where they get stopped at the border because "They found a big box of guns in his house."

    "Ah well, you think you know someone"

    Top class comedy.


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    #145
    curliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭curliq


    apparently, the naked guy who father ted always annoys is the father of a girl in my year. *witholds name to spare blushes of said girl*


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    #146
    cjs19
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭cjs19


    Number 11!!
    Dougal "Sorry Ted I was holding it upside down."

    Best comedy ever.


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