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30-03-2020, 01:25   #5116
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Right lads, which of you is this.

Johnny Flash or Mr Parsnipp would be my guess.

A ringer for Sinead O'Connor.

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30-03-2020, 07:22   #5117
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A ringer for Sinead O'Connor.
I see nothing wrong with cleaning his ring outside like that but FFS why didn't he stand up on something to keep his feet clean and dry.
Athletes foot is one thing but can you imagine putting shoes on top of those feet covered in splashback and runoff?
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I see nothing wrong with cleaning his ring outside like that but FFS why didn't he stand up on something to keep his feet clean and dry.
Athletes foot is one thing but can you imagine putting shoes on top of those feet covered in splashback and runoff?
Do you seriously think that a fcuker hosing his hoop in broad daylight out the back is concerned about a bit of drittle around the feet?

Lad probably doesn’t wear socks and goes round in flip-flops.

The filthy kernt......
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30-03-2020, 09:27   #5119
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Do you seriously think that a fcuker hosing his hoop in broad daylight out the back is concerned about a bit of drittle around the feet?

Lad probably doesn’t wear socks and goes round in flip-flops.

The filthy kernt......
When you explain it like that Ben I can certainly see you are right.
Wouldn't it be interesting to hear the story that went along with that picture?
Does he do it every day or was this a once off after a bad curry /porter I wonder? Or indeed Centra sausage rolls....
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30-03-2020, 09:40   #5120
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We'll only know the truth of the matter when Nevin arrives to explain himself. He doesn't normally stir out of the bed til after noon so we'll be waiting a while.
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30-03-2020, 09:54   #5121
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When you explain it like that Ben I can certainly see you are right.
Wouldn't it be interesting to hear the story that went along with that picture?
Does he do it every day or was this a once off after a bad curry /porter I wonder? Or indeed Centra sausage rolls....
Good observation,Bull, very interesting indeed.

However, I’m going to throw him some slack, look at the state of the back garden of the slob beside him!

At least shiny hole keeps his premises clean and well maintained.

Tip of a yard brush would shift any arse scree after the hose down.

Probably a nest of rats in the adjoining premises.

Parsnipp will probably be able to throw some more light on it when the whiff of his farts force him out the lice-ridden litter bed.
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30-03-2020, 10:24   #5122
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Nevin probably has a couple of ‘chores’ to do before he cranks open the laptop. Has to empty his bedpan of ‘nightsoil’, fold up his bed, clear up the empty cans of Karpackie, and make himself a microwave cheeseburger.
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30-03-2020, 11:34   #5123
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Didn't think it was "Throw sh1te at Parsnipp" day today ?

Somewhat disapointed at the tone of some of the posts to be honest ....The Nev is very particular about personal hygiene and spends a lot of time keeping his gaff clean and tidy.

I admit to having a skinful of Linden Village yesterday and may have had the odd spray out the french doors but only under cover of darkness.

Chez Parsnipp has an adequate supply of rough textured face cloths for any ar$e cleaning activity.

Thank you very much....
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30-03-2020, 11:35   #5124
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Lads, I have to say that in these strange and unprecedented times, it is comforting to navigate to this thread and read through a detailed, earnest and impassioned debate on the various scenarios of some fat bald fella spraying his hoop with a hosepipe.

Reading this is like consuming a fine meal of comfort food and indeed the inevitable comfort Tom Kite that follows.

Stay safe folks and take it handy with the hose pipes
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30-03-2020, 11:39   #5125
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The Nev is very particular about personal hygiene and spends a lot of time keeping his gaff clean and tidy.
No offence intended now Nev, but you strike me more as a Mr Trebus type of character.

Piles of the The Star newspapers proped up inside the front door and more the only living thing to cross your threshold bar yourself is the estates rat population.
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30-03-2020, 13:10   #5126
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Bit of a sour post Slidey....you might to pick around your hoop with a Stanley Knife as those winnits are clearly irritating you. ?

There are two P'S in propped for your info.

My living area will be up to hotel standard when I do a bit of a clean out .

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30-03-2020, 13:47   #5127
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During these testing times my bowel movements have been quite regular at least, I have gotten a penchant for drinking Paulaner or Frankisaner in the evenings, at about 8AM the next morning I blow out a load of yobble - it comes out at ferocious speed too ....

the nerves too probably aren't helping ...
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30-03-2020, 13:52   #5128
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Goodness me nevin put it away. I can still see the remains from those six melting middle chocolate puds you wolfed down in one ‘sitting’ sometime last century
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30-03-2020, 16:35   #5129
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Good use of space putting the bed in the kitchen, handy for those midnight snacks.
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The fridge magnets look a bit tired.
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