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16-03-2020, 20:19   #31
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Has there ever been a moment in your life when you thought, "that bastid is going to pay dearly for that!", and under what circumstances?
Yes! I was 'cock blocked' (except there was nothing of that nature going on or on the cards) by someone who I thought was my friend for no other reason than spite. The guy who did it was gay, so had no interest in me at all whatsoever. Elbowed his way in all gallant to say he would walk me home as he was going that way then literally dumped me in the middle of the road and said 'taxis are that way" and walked off sneering. All I wanted was a few more minutes in the company of a lovely guy who I was most likely never going to see again and out of sheer badness he prevented that and left me stranded and feeling like ****. I WILL get the prick for that one day.

Have you ever done anything like that to someone and why?
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Was quite a few over the years. But the one that stands out involved a neighboring ranch who stole one of our stallions. And instead of giving him back, they shot him dead in the field. And while I won't post what ensued after, he did pay dearly.

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I'm glad he paid dearly, Redneck.
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Was quite a few over the years. But the one that stands out involved a neighboring ranch who stole one of are stallions. And instead of giving him back, they shot him dead in the field. And while I won't post what ensued after, he did pay dearly.

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It's a regular occurrence, really. There's something fascinatingly satisfying about perfectly calculated revenge, and it's very true that the longer the gap between incitement and comeuppance, the better. For the sake of legalities, an example that never happened would be the poisoning of a particularly **** housemate, the resulting schadenfreude during, followed by the ultimate payoff of "it was me". Delicious. The more complicated stuff? *licks lips*

By what duration has your longest fart exceeded sensible expectations? And if you could assign a colour to that expulsion, what characteristic colour would you fancy it to have been, red and angry and impetuous, or perhaps green and sickly and slow-release?
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It's a regular occurrence, really. There's something fascinatingly satisfying about perfectly calculated revenge, and it's very true that the longer the gap between incitement and comeuppance, the better. For the sake of legalities, an example that never happened would be the poisoning of a particularly **** housemate, the resulting schadenfreude during, followed by the ultimate payoff of "it was me". Delicious. The more complicated stuff? *licks lips*

By what duration has your longest fart exceeded sensible expectations? And if you could assign a colour to that expulsion, what characteristic colour would you fancy it to have been, red and angry and impetuous, or perhaps green and sickly and slow-release?
That very much depends on what poison my psychopathic housemate put in my tea.

Are you in any way religious?
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That very much depends on what poison my psychopathic housemate put in my tea.

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Nope, No God gets my Sunday sleep ins.

Covid gets more serious? Do you have a pandemic escape plan?
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That very much depends on what poison my psychopathic housemate put in my tea.

Are you in any way religious?
I believe that the gigantic gulfs of the unknown tend toward a certain sentience beyond our recognition. Much in the way that not only are ants "unaware" of human existence, they don't have the wherewithal to even form the very question.

Have you fondled a fancy lately?
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Nope, No God gets my Sunday sleep ins.

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Take up religion, maybe.

Who will be our new overlords when this is all over?
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Yes! I was 'cock blocked' (except there was nothing of that nature going on or on the cards) by someone who I thought was my friend for no other reason than spite. The guy who did it was gay, so had no interest in me at all whatsoever. Elbowed his way in all gallant to say he would walk me home as he was going that way then literally dumped me in the middle of the road and said 'taxis are that way" and walked off sneering. All I wanted was a few more minutes in the company of a lovely guy who I was most likely never going to see again and out of sheer badness he prevented that and left me stranded and feeling like ****. I WILL get the prick for that one day.

Have you ever done anything like that to someone and why?
No, never did anything like that in my life. People make mistakes, no matter how horrid the results. That's life. But people who do things out of spite? Out of malicious intent? Oh man, they're going to pay, the name is put in the book and it's only a matter of when, and not if.

What is your favourite asymmetrical food?
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No, never did anything like that in my life. People make mistakes, no matter how horrid the results. That's life. But people who do things out of spite? Out of malicious intent? Oh man, they're going to pay, the name is put in the book and it's only a matter of when, and not if.

What is your favourite asymmetrical food?
Nothing asymmetrical passes these lips.

What is yours?
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Yes! I was 'cock blocked' (except there was nothing of that nature going on or on the cards) by someone who I thought was my friend for no other reason than spite. The guy who did it was gay, so had no interest in me at all whatsoever. Elbowed his way in all gallant to say he would walk me home as he was going that way then literally dumped me in the middle of the road and said 'taxis are that way" and walked off sneering. All I wanted was a few more minutes in the company of a lovely guy who I was most likely never going to see again and out of sheer badness he prevented that and left me stranded and feeling like ****. I WILL get the prick for that one day.

Have you ever done anything like that to someone and why?
What a prick! Hope you get him back!

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Take up religion, maybe.

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Cats !!! 🐈🐈🐈🐈

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What a prick! Hope you get him back!



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Yes!
How will you worship them?
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How will you worship them?
I'm not a cat person so I'm sure I would be at the top of their sacrifice list,heh.

Favorite wild cat?
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Nothing asymmetrical passes these lips.

What is yours?
Ginger springs to mind. It's difficult to peel, lemony and hot, just the way I like my women.

Are you a member of a secret society, and if not, would you consider it?
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I'm not a cat person so I'm sure I would be at the top of their sacrifice list,heh.

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Snow leopard.

Favourite mammal (outside domestic pets, and I said MAMMAL, Seph)
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Ginger springs to mind. It's difficult to peel, lemony and hot, just the way I like my women.

Are you a member of a secret society, and if not, would you consider it?
I can't answer that, it's a secret.

What secret society would you like to set up?
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