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Best pleasure you've experienced?

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  • #62
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    I've never had the pleasure, but that does sound amazing alright!

    Edit: :D:D:D The blue snack bar, not the bum sex.
    I've never been much of a fan!


  • #63
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Riding a motorcycle and riding a fine lass....


  • #64
    dinorebel
    Registered Users Posts: 2,266 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    Simi wrote: »
    First time I got black out drunk as a kid. I just remember this feeling of warmth and euphoria. It never felt the same way again.

    That warmth was you pissing yourself.


  • #65
    Anus Von Skidmark
    Registered Users Posts: 181 ✭✭Anus Von Skidmark


    dinorebel wrote: »
    That warmth was you pissing yourself.

    That warmth sadly turns cold very fast. The only way to warm back up is to crap yourself too.


  • #66
    spodoinkle
    Registered Users Posts: 308 ✭✭spodoinkle


    Speckled mitisbishis circa 1997, never been happier


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  • #67
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Anus Von Skidmark wrote: »
    It is very more-ish though.



    I agree, the bum bum is definitely best when there's a distant turd. Last thing you want is to be ploughing mud.

    Class!

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #68
    Chelle_C
    Registered Users Posts: 116 ✭✭Chelle_C


    Sex with my ex. I never realised how amazing it could be until I met him and was stunned and annoyed that I’d been missing out for so long.

    Also my first festival with a bag of MDMA, that was a weekend I’ll never forget.
    Mind blowing.


  • #69
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    spodoinkle wrote: »
    Speckled mitisbishis circa 1997, never been happier

    They were good alright, but they were no snowballs ;)


  • #70
    Ifevera wiztherewas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Ifevera wiztherewas


    This one time at Bandcamp...


  • #71
    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,320 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Randall Mysterious Scabby wrote: »
    Being really hungover and getting my hands on something sweet and liquid. Nearly cry from relief.

    No one's said falling in love? Bunch of miserable undateables.

    I thought about saying it, but I thought of pleasure as one of those intense things that comes and goes.

    Wheras love is a like a semi permanent state of craziness, a good craziness of course.


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  • #72
    OnTheCouch
    Registered Users Posts: 526 ✭✭✭OnTheCouch


    When I was very young and innocent, and didn't realise exactly how the world worked, one or two times when a girl that I liked seemed to like me back, well this for a few hours made living on this planet feel like absolute heaven.

    Nowadays, I don't know whether it's through age or wisdom, but even on the rare occasion where a beautiful lady appears to be curious about me, it's a nice feeling, but it never comes close to what I experienced in my younger days, which is a great shame really.

    To come back to the question therefore, I would have to say the time I did a bungee jump. I suppose it was the realisation that if something went wrong I was screwed (I jumped over concrete as opposed to water) and that all that was between me and a very gory death was a rope tied around my ankles (obviously it's slightly more advanced, but this is what it felt like). After I completed the jump, I just wandered around for a few hours in a state of bliss thinking I could do anything. It was such an amazing sensation and once which I haven't experienced since.


  • #73
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,560 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Good adventurous, intense and sweaty athletic sex is a hard one to beat...

    But seeing the fruits of your research and wrtiting labours, those night up in the wee hours and getting stressed out as the deadline looms, finally get published gives me an amazing buzz...that sense of achievement, of completion.

    Until the next time.


  • #74
    BarryD2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,732 ✭✭✭BarryD2


    mr_fegelien wrote: »
    For me it was the first time taking xanax and codeine.

    What a waste of a life..


  • #75
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Proving people wrong.


  • #76
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    easi single and butter in white bread with a flask of sweet tea after four hours on the bog

    If you're spending that long on the bog, it's time to switch to brown bread. Maybe shove a lettuce leaf and tomato on top of the easi single...


  • #77
    DJIMI TRARORE
    Registered Users Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭DJIMI TRARORE


    When haven't pooed for 5/6 days and in rag order and bloated and stomach cramps cutting u in 2 and then the movement, good God pure bliss and the stomach fits back into ur trousers


  • #78
    Donnielighto
    Registered Users Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭Donnielighto


    DJIMI TRARORE wrote: »
    When haven't pooed for 5/6 days and in rag order and bloated and stomach cramps cutting u in 2 and then the movement, good God pure bliss and the stomach fits back into ur trousers

    Man eat some greens.


  • #79
    dodderangler
    Registered Users Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Roast ham cooked slow for good few hours served with a side of steak strips that was blue.


  • #80
    Donnielighto
    Registered Users Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭Donnielighto


    Getting into a bath, not too hot, when youre a bit sick and have chills is lovely.


  • #81
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭[Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    easi single and butter in white bread with a flask of sweet tea after four hours on the bog

    ???


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  • #82
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,354 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    partyjungle wrote: »
    ???

    He's just saying he likes to bring a sandwich with him when he's going for a dump.


  • #83
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,521 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    corner of hells wrote: »
    He's just saying he likes to bring a sandwich with him when he's going for a dump.

    But he doesn’t touch it until the four hours are up.

    There’s no way he’s walking after that long though, my legs start to go “asleep” if I’m on there longer that 20 minutes.

    The tide is turning…



  • #84
    Still waters
    Registered Users Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Still waters


    Anus Von Skidmark wrote: »
    Ejaculating violently into the depths of a large-booty'd Brazilian lady's bowels.

    I'm mildly disturbed by the mental image conjured up with your wonderful way with words


  • #85
    GG66
    Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭GG66


    Listening to sigur ros on morphine after a long day of pain in the emergency department.


  • #86
    Redneck Reject
    Closed Accounts Posts: 587 ✭✭✭Redneck Reject


    Not to sound sappy, but for me was seeing my daughter being born. To date nothing has topped that, despite all the good things in my life since then.11 years on and she still fascinates me.


  • #87
    Snails pace
    Registered Users Posts: 601 ✭✭✭Snails pace


    Getting into bed after putting new sheets on the bed. The feeling of pure pleasure sitting on the Jack's on a Sunday morning and letting rip after a feed of Guinness and maybe a taco chip from the night before.


  • #88
    shesty
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,891 Mod ✭✭✭✭shesty


    The first shower after giving birth. ;-)


  • #89
    Four Phucs Ache
    Registered Users Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Four Phucs Ache


    On a holiday in greece years ago, rented a jet ski about 9 in the evening, they were closing up so yer man said just be back by before 10, even though the fee was for 30 mins.

    At about 9.30 with sun setting and after a good fast blast following the waves I was about 2 miles out bobbing up and and down sitting there.

    I turned off the engine and just sat there, dominant dark blue/navy waves some reaching 15 feet blocking out the coast with each swell, the sound and foreverness of the ocean moving beneath me coupled with the smell of the air , fading heat on my face. I felt so powerless and powerful in awe at the same time because I chose to be here .


    Simple but in the moment magical.


  • #90
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users Posts: 16,249 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    A hot towel shave feels fairly good, well worth the extra few bob.


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  • #91
    DJIMI TRARORE
    Registered Users Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭DJIMI TRARORE


    Donnielighto wrote:
    Man eat some greens.

    In my defence I used to suffer from IBS💩


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