Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi all,
Vanilla are planning an update to the site on April 24th (next Wednesday). It is a major PHP8 update which is expected to boost performance across the site. The site will be down from 7pm and it is expected to take about an hour to complete. We appreciate your patience during the update.
Thanks all.

Burglarry

Options
  • 11-02-2019 7:08pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,259 ✭✭✭


    I woke up in the middle of the night, to go for a pee, and noticed a guy who looked like a cream cracker sneaking through my neighbour’s garden.

    Suddenly my neighbour ( Larry) emerged from the shadows, and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly.

    He then dug a grave, put the body in, and covered it.

    Astonished, I got back into bed, my wife said, “You’re shaking, what is it?”

    “You’ll never believe what I’ve just seen”, I said,


    “that fooker next door has still got my bleddin shovel!”

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



Comments

Advertisement