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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,241 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    And what's wrong with gimpy legged troglodytes? :mad:


    :pac:

    The uneven clickity clack of their high heeled footsteps is like nails on a chalkboard to me

    And yes all troglodytes wear high heels before you ask


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,715 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    He Wishes For the Posts of e~b

    Had I the boardsie's unfunny posts,
    Enwrought with sterile and jaded jokes,
    The new and the old and the lame posts,
    Of trolls and reregs and the half-quotes;
    I would spread my thanks under your posts,
    But I, being banned, have only my memes;
    I have spread my memes under your posts;
    Thread softly because the neighbours downstairs have complained about the noise again.

    WB Horse


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭bfa1509


    It's a random algorithm to generate tedious flirt thread traffic and creepy PMs.

    This line pretty much sums up the pub and nightclub scene too.


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    He Wishes For the Posts of e~b

    Had I the boardsie's unfunny posts,
    Enwrought with sterile and jaded jokes,
    The new and the old and the lame posts,
    Of trolls and reregs and the half-quotes;
    I would spread my thanks under your posts,
    But I, being banned, have only my memes;
    I have spread my memes under your posts;
    Thread softly because the neighbours downstairs have complained about the noise again.

    WB Horse

    Haha!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Panda Killa


    A good mix of posters and nutters :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    How I wish, how I wish EB was here.
    There’s just too many trolls swimming in this fish bowl,
    Year after year.
    Runnin over the same old ground,
    What have we found?
    The same old smear.
    I wish she was here

    :pac:


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,997 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Here's mine

    Autosport
    honeybear
    Rubberlegs
    Witchie
    gifted
    KatW4
    CrowdedHouse
    Rosie Rant
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Eeden
    Graces7


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,023 ✭✭✭✭y0ssar1an22


    All my werewolf friends


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Redneck Reject71


    And what's wrong with gimpy legged troglodytes? :mad:


    :pac:

    They aren't so good on the dance floor?heh.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Here's mine

    Autosport
    honeybear
    Rubberlegs
    Witchie
    gifted
    KatW4
    CrowdedHouse
    Rosie Rant
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Eeden
    Graces7

    Hmmm.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 503 ✭✭✭Rufeo


    Did anyone actually match on up on here? I can imagine there's a few head the balls in this site. Haha


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I'm not appearing on anyones lists waaa wwaaaa wwwaaaaa.

    Time to delete all those pics of my left bollock as there is no need to PM anyone this year.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,997 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Hmmm.

    Lets see yours 😏😉.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Also devo Omackeral isn’t on there but I think if you’re lovers in real life it doesn’t count?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 35,625 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Cool, '',

    502931.png


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Cool, '',

    502931.png

    giphy.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,333 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    giphy.gif

    Has to be photoshopped surely?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,241 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Ms Honey Pussy... .bet shes a nun


  • Registered Users Posts: 891 ✭✭✭redfacedbear


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I'm not appearing on anyones lists waaa wwaaaa wwwaaaaa.

    Cough cough

    I say it every year, but every single one of them - I so would.

    ECpodPD


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,569 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    So where do I figure in this whole love match shenanigans? Eh? Eh? :D:pac::pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,003 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Cool, '',

    502931.png

    You did it wrong..
    You weren't supposed to screenshot a lost of your speed dial numbers.

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users Posts: 16,333 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    You did it wrong..
    You weren't supposed to screenshot a lost of your speed dial numbers.

    Where's your list? :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭Up Donegal


    https://www.boards.ie/love.php?match=hot

    Is there any way I can see who I was matched to??


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,682 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I'm not appearing on anyones lists waaa wwaaaa wwwaaaaa.

    Time to delete all those pics of my left bollock as there is no need to PM anyone this year.

    You are #1 on my list ya ballbag. Obviously I need to replace you so :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    Haha!

    Trent?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,997 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Where's your list? :cool:

    Wondering the same :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Peatys wrote: »
    Trent?

    hahaha


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I'm not appearing on anyones lists waaa wwaaaa wwwaaaaa.

    Time to delete all those pics of my left bollock as there is no need to PM anyone this year.

    You've been on mine like five years in a row!

    Screenshot-20200215-122105-2.png


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Woohoooo, I can be the meat in a Signore Fancy Pants and Peregrine sandwich with some redfacedbear on the side.

    Time to do some stretching.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭This is it


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Woohoooo, I can be the meat in a Signore Fancy Pants and Peregrine sandwich with some redfacedbear on the side.

    Time to do some stretching.

    SFP will sort the stretching for you... Ooh err!


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