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28-08-2009, 15:34   #1
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Post your funny stories! Okay, mine:

My auntie, who is a bit dim (but a lovely woman nonetheless) rang a job opening the week before Paddys day. They told her to come for an interview on Paddys Day, and dress for the occasion (ie the interview.)

She ended up going down in a laprechaun suit, a bright green tophat and an Ireland flag wrapped around her!

Needless to say she didn't get the job

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Hmmm, I'm not sure if you're quite aware of the definition of "funny"
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lol that is super funny and worthy of a thread OP
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Hmmm, I'm not sure if you're quite aware of the definition of "funny"
Yeah.... Funny lookin.
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lol that is super funny and worthy of a thread OP
That was just an example, the idea is for you to post yours
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Come on, we want to hear your funny stories! Okay, mine:
Please tell me this "we" is the other people in your head and not a load of Bono's
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That was just an example, the idea is for you to post yours
Ok. This guy, who is a bit dim (but a lovely man nonetheless) started a thread on a message board I know. He thought it would be quite funny but he got it all wrong.

Needless to say he was ripped apart by everyone who replied to the post
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Ok. This guy, who is a bit dim (but a lovely man nonetheless) started a thread on a message board I know. He thought it would be quite funny but he got it all wrong.

Needless to say he was ripped apart by everyone who replied to the post
Okay, just a simple word of encouragement. Post edited!
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I remember one time I went on holidays with my wife and kids and then something happened to our daughter and we panicked and then we put her in the boot of our hire car and then we hid her body in ... (now that would be telling)
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Ok. This guy, who is a bit dim (but a lovely man nonetheless) started a thread on a message board I know. He thought it would be quite funny but he got it all wrong.

Needless to say he was ripped apart by everyone who replied to the post
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showt...p?t=2055654481
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Ok. This guy, who is a bit dim (but a lovely man nonetheless) started a thread on a message board I know. He thought it would be quite funny but he got it all wrong.

Needless to say he was ripped apart by everyone who replied to the post
I have a similar story, except the guy was dressed as a leprechaun in mine
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I have compiled all of my funy stories into One Link
Enjoy..

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My God people, have a sense of humour. Needless to say you all think your comic genius' so do share your tales.
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My God people, have a sense of humour. Needless to say you all think your comic genius' so do share your tales.
A comic genius wouldn't just tell stories about stuff someone else did, they'd think up their own stuff.
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