Post your funny stories! Okay, mine:
My auntie, who is a bit dim (but a lovely woman nonetheless) rang a job opening the week before Paddys day. They told her to come for an interview on Paddys Day, and dress for the occasion (ie the interview.)
She ended up going down in a laprechaun suit, a bright green tophat and an Ireland flag wrapped around her!
Needless to say she didn't get the job