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07-04-2008, 01:51   #1
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I'm seriously considering becoming an escort. I currently work 9-5 in a sh1tty job which requires endless, repetitive and downright mindnumbing "work". In my current role, I've had many people complement me on my manners, friendly attitude, ability to make them smile / laugh, and my looks (I'm not vain at all but I'm no ogre either).

Anyway, I'm just looking to see if anyone has any advice / experience in this line of work? A post like this is just begging for funny replies (which I would do myself were I not the OP) but I thought I'd try...

Also ladies, if you've been a client, could you tell me anything about the experience?
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07-04-2008, 01:55   #2
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You'll need a escort name, such as 'Malcolm SeX', beowulf won't cut it. Is your name Malcolm? Doesn't really matter.
Have you thought about what your escort name might be?!

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Em...

...no.
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Food for thought.
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just make sure it's legal! If you were a woman, you'd be asking for trouble.

Why not have a stab as a male stripper first, see how that goes. You could alwasy leave a few cards with your clients.

As regards a name, just go with "Wolf"!
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This isn't AH folks!!!

I'd also like to hear about this, for research purposes......
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How about "Man Whore"? It has a nice ring to it.

Good luck in the endavour. Sounds like the perfect job.
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You want to work as an escort? Do you know that there is usually other things required other than charming conversation? Do you know most of your clients will be men? I did see a thing on today tonight about male escorts that were being run by some guy who worked in the social welfare division so it does exist in ireland.
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ha ha ha ha good man yourself!

why not try be a stripagram first, a frined of mine runs an agency, 1 hours work and you bag 100 quid.... not bad for reading out a poem, getting down to your smalls and rubbing up off some poor girl... not to mention the room full of her half cut female friends.... think of the contacts
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A search for "irish male escorts" brings back lots of hits so it looks like the industry is there waiting for you to tog out OP.
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ha ha ha ha good man yourself!

why not try be a stripagram first, a frined of mine runs an agency, 1 hours work and you bag 100 quid.... not bad for reading out a poem, getting down to your smalls and rubbing up off some poor girl... not to mention the room full of her half cut female friends.... think of the contacts
Nice, but I'm a little too quiet to do something as outrageous as that
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come on your taking the piss now!!!! you want to be an escort but you wont do stripagram.....
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The word "escort" means prostitute in Ireland. If you do work in this area, advertising yourself as an escort will mean the client expects sex.
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You are serious?

What is your understanding of escort? Do you aim to provide sexually or not?
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