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    #32
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,115 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    "I've had my fun, that's all that matters"


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    #33
    Plode
    Registered Users Posts: 39 ✭Plode


    If you're reading this, you're next.


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    #34
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Pull up your zipper.


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    #35
    Immortal Starlight
    Registered Users Posts: 2,074 ✭✭✭Immortal Starlight


    There's a headstone in the graveyard my nana is buried in that says "Simply The Best"


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    #36
    Gretas Gonna Get Ya!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,245 ✭✭✭Gretas Gonna Get Ya!


    "I abandoned religious faith, and decided to worship the internet instead... WiFi - an invisible force that actually works!" :D


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    #37
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 13,430 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Ekerot wrote: »
    So Long, Farewell and Good Luck.

    I read that as the Von Trapp family singers ;)


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    #38
    Jaysus Christ.
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭Jaysus Christ.


    I went out of this world the same way I came into it.
    Naked, covered in bodily fluids and and been dragged from a vagina


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    #39
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 13,430 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Jaysus Christ. wrote: »
    I went out of this world the same way I came into it.
    Naked, covered in bodily fluids and and been dragged from a vagina
    :eek:
    Jaysus Christ.


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    #40
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    i believed i could fly


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    #41
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    dig me up i know the meaning of life


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    #42
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    i don't like my neighbors they smell bad


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    #43
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 13,430 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Feeling a bit claustrophobic.

    Don't look behind you.


    blHqvTV.gif


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    #44
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    Now weary traveler, rest your head;
    For just like me, you're utterly dead

    Arnold J Rimmer


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    #45
    Jaysus Christ.
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭Jaysus Christ.


    I shouldda cut the blue wire.


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    #46
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 13,430 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Jaysus Christ. wrote: »
    I shouldda cut the blue wire.


    Famous last words: Hold my beer...


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    #47
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Keep off the grass.


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    #48
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    no rent no bills

    living large


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    #49
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    it's only a cough
    you will be better in a week
    she said


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    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    Jaysus Christ. wrote: »
    I went out of this world the same way I came into it.
    Naked, covered in bodily fluids and and been dragged from a vagina
    that was not a vagina it was an asshole


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    #51
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The final lockdown was final


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    #52
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I hope my coffin wasn't bought in ikea, you miserable shower of bastards


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    #53
    salamiii
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭salamiii


    i hope the Necrophilias don't find this grave


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    #54
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Please don't feed the worms.


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    #55
    Gretas Gonna Get Ya!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,245 ✭✭✭Gretas Gonna Get Ya!


    Here lies a man, who raised 4 beautiful daughters... with just one bathroom, in a happy home! :D


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    #56
    Three More Big Sleeps
    Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭Three More Big Sleeps


    "Not one of the good guys."
    "With mam now, daddy."

    Two of the many heartbreaking last things my estranged father said to me after my separation and subsequent divorce: "I always thought you were one of the good guys," and "I'm glad your mother isn't alive to see this."

    Probably too serious for AH :(


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    #57
    Jaysus Christ.
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭Jaysus Christ.


    Gretas Gonna Get Ya! wrote: »
    Here lies a man, who raised 4 beautiful daughters... with just one bathroom, in a happy home! :D

    Knock knock. Are you goin to be much longer in there?


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    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,182 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    Always liked this.


    Under the wide and starry sky,
    Dig the grave and let me lie.
    Glad did I live and gladly die,
    And I laid me down with a will

    This be the verse you grave for me:
    Here he lies where he longed to be;
    Home is the sailor, home from sea,
    And the hunter home from the hill.

    Requiem by Robert Louis Stevenson.


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    #59
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Here lies forsooth a charming Prince.
    So, henceforth commences the
    Rude awakening for malcontents,
    His even temper used to slyly
    Maneuver and trench debates
    that all others uncouthly comply with his solemn Peace, irate.
    His greatness only surpassed by compelling landscapes and other wonders,
    His fine knowing brow quashed in dying embers and twisted boughs.
    How lofty his gaze struck upon the world a loving eye,
    Too sad this orb's inhabitants would find themselves without.


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    #60
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Sticks and stones hath broke my bones but above graven name never hurt me.


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    #61
    Firblog
    Registered Users Posts: 1,979 ✭✭✭Firblog


    Will plant a big long lived tree on family farm, gonna have my ashes buried beside it, on a stone will be


    'This tree was planted by Firblog on (date)
    Firblog was planted by this tree on (date)'


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