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Welcome to the asylum

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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Mmmmmmmmmm aaronjumper approves of this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That cake has a handlebar moustache! :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Sarky wrote: »
    That cake has a handlebar moustache! :eek:
    And it looks like a robot too.
    Robots with mustaches :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,087 ✭✭✭Clanket


    The future.

    Robots with mustaches, disguised as cakes!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭OhMSGlive


    NOM


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I love cock, yum


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭OhMSGlive


    I love cock, yum

    Tar's that way
    >


  • Registered Users Posts: 72 ✭✭stoppress


    eeeeehhhhhhh roit..... aaahhhhhh.... what's to say.... I been in an asylum for real and it ain't like this one.... cheese.... like I mean.... God where has the dog put my seroquel I need a extra dose... :) always smile around here is about all I can think to say.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,749 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    stoppress wrote: »
    eeeeehhhhhhh roit..... aaahhhhhh.... what's to say.... I been in an asylum for real and it ain't like this one.... cheese.... like I mean.... God where has the dog put my seroquel I need a extra dose... :) always smile around here is about all I can think to say.
    The inmates run this asylum


  • Registered Users Posts: 72 ✭✭stoppress


    aaaahhhhhh creeps... just did an online AQ test this afternoon and scored an 37... more issues for mo and mo therapist.
    any one else in the funny house here doing tests like that.. you never know you know, like you know, you just might be more at home here than you think.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I did science today without wearing pants. The future is here!


  • Registered Users Posts: 72 ✭✭stoppress


    Sarky wrote: »
    I did science today without wearing pants. The future is here!
    No pants...:eek: did someone not reprimed you for walking about with you 'you know what' on display... if I did that, not that your giving me any ideas, I would end up back in 'Valentia ward' in TGH.:cool: although I do miss all those six foot blond nurses. :o:o


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Sarky wrote: »
    I did science today without wearing pants. The future is here!
    The thing about science is...you'll never have all the answers. Only when you die and go to heaven will you truly know the extent of abuse that went on.


  • Registered Users Posts: 72 ✭✭stoppress


    Talking about heaven, hell, pants and Sharon Ni you know who [are we allowed to name names in the mad house uuhhhh no OOo bugger]
    anyways I am all up for a bit off 'our house' if only I can find the CD


  • Registered Users Posts: 208 ✭✭zyanya


    Buenos dias!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,087 ✭✭✭Clanket


    Buenos Dias bagel from 7 wonders. Mmmmmmmmmmmm


  • Registered Users Posts: 208 ✭✭zyanya


    No jacket, double the creeps! Last one from the left.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,267 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Yeeehaaaaaaarrrrrggggh sum-montha-puntha yumity wumity glitch rock.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 27,501 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


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    Hurrrrrlo all. If I come here do I still have to take my pills?

    (the above picture may or may not be me)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,749 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Who needs pills


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 27,501 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    Woo-hoo!
    *flushes pills down toilet*




    I told you I didn't need pills, mother!!! I told you!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,749 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Pills are what other people should be taking to deal with us.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I like pills. My favourite are the Boots hair and nail vitamins. I take the recommended dose of one bottle of pills a day=1 dose. Keeps my hair long, thick and shiny.

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 27,501 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    You are a beaoooootiful young lady, Peachy.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 13 patrikk


    Scabbard is Vagina in latin.

    Therefore...

    Is Scabbard fish Vagina piscor ?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Who needs pills
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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,749 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    he needs the Kwik-E-Mart


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 13 patrikk


    Nah it has to be Pils (hic) esscuze me (hic)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Sometimes a cover my body in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 208 ✭✭zyanya


    But no! Vaseline shall be drank by goateed books under Galway gas!


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